Shoutout To Age Regressors Who Are Just So Anti Authoritarian They Can't Handle Having A Cg Who Gives

I just watched the Bluey episode 'the sign' and it made me think of when I had to switch schools, there was no real reason other than my parents wanted me to learn french but being autistic I was never really able to make friends in the new school and that led me to a lot of loneliness and depression that I've carried with me ever since.

And I think it's easy to say that this is the bad ending, the bad "we'll see" but maybe by leaving that school I missed something potentially worse that could have happened to me. Bluey never found out that it was their lucky coin that saved their house and maybe I don't know it but this loneliness saved me from something I wouldn't have been able to recover from

Shoutout to regressors who swear

Regressors who grew up hearing swearing so would regularly swear as a child

Regressors who think swears are just like any other word and are completely okay as long as you're not using them to hurt someone

Regressors who think it's funny to be so itty bitty and passionately say 'fuck' after they drop their paci on the floor

Regressors who use all the words available in their brain and aren't good at filtering out swear words

Regressors who throw tantrums and say hurtful words when their emotions are strong

Regressors who don't change their speech patterns when they're regressed

Teen regressors for whom swearing is a part of their regression

DNI: nsfw, kink, anti-agere

Things that should have made me realise I'm an age regressor sooner

But they get less socially acceptable as they go on (plz DNI if you find padded regression and other things like it weird)

hoards of stuffed animals

"I hate being an adult cause when I'm in the grocery store all scared and alone I can't just start crying out for my mom because instead of someone assuming I'm lost, they'll just look at me weird"

always feeling like I was younger than all my peers even if they were actually slightly younger than me

like half the foods I eat I eat b/c they make me feel like a kid. Like my big treat for myself after a stressful week was a pack of paw patrol yogurt drinks

Getting super into kids media, like the only movie that interests me is The Wild Robot

feeling comforted by how period pads felt like diapers

Having trouble tinkling myself up until 10th grade

Still sleeping in my parents bed some nights in 7th grade

Still as an adult picking my nose (I know it's unsanitary and I'm trying to stop)

reparent yourself to get rid of the old unhealthy beliefs your parents instilled in you so you can put in new unhealthy beliefs you instilled in yourself

・・・・・ fictional story about my imaginary cg・・・・・

︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶ ୨ ♡♡♡ Morning Wid Me n My Mama ♡♡♡ ୧ ︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶

Deaw diawy...

I had da best da ever wid ma mama. Iz waz sooo gud (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

I gotted to eep over wid her yesterday n iz was so nice n she hewped me wid da buttons on m onzie n i gotta snuggle up so close to her (˶˘ ³˘(´͈ ᵕ `͈˶) so i was tinking i would wake up next to her bu when i woke she was gone ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

iz was so weird n i was so sad, where did she go? (๑﹏๑//) I awmost started cwying bu den i called out to her n she came in cause she was just in da kitchen ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ). She said she twied to wake me to teww me she was going bu dat i was eeping too hawd

Anyways i was no sad anymoar cause she gave me pancakes!!! (っˆڡˆς) Dey had smiwey faces on dem wid chocowate chips 🍫 n stwawbewwies 🍓 N!!! She let me has ice cweam wid dem. Iz waz soo yummy 🥞🥞🥞

me waz sooo happy, waz pwetty messy so gotta cwean ma onzie (,,>﹏<,,) bu was defwnitwy wort it

hello! this is kinda different from what I normally post but I write a lot of stories about imaginary caregivers so I'm trying to form a more solid imaginary caregiver I can use for comfort

feel free to insert your own imaginary or fictional caregiver here :3

does anyone have tips on how to get out of little space. I keep trying but my mind is still wandering back

caregiver with a black little that has internalized racism

always makes sure to put on shows with good black rep and buy books with black characters

does your hair all pretty in cornrows or box braids and adds colourful beads to it

always reassured you you're a good kid no matter what others assume about you

and that your skin and black features are very pretty

loves making your 'non-typical' agere meals that are a bunch of Jamaican foods (/foods from your ethnicity) your mom used to make for you

will do as much as possible to keep you away from the news when regressed

will NOT let anyone tell you that pastels don't look good on you

they're try to reassure you you don't need to worry about racism and stuff cause they'll protect you but sometimes they have to admit they can't protect you from everything and just let you cry in their arms

will teach you about strong black figures

helps you reconnect with parts of your culture your parents didn't share with you like reggae music

if you're African they'll wrap you in a bunch of African prints and celebrate Kwanzaa with you

currently doing some research on like clinical reports of age regression and I found this...

brb enjoying my autistic fantasy defense

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends), Jayce & Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Age Regression/De-Aging, Snow Day, Panic Attacks, Jayce Needs a Hug (League of Legends), Mentioned Ximena Talis, Flashbacks, Set in Season 01 Between Act 01 and Act 02 (Arcane: League of Legends), Jayce is a Sweetheart (League of Legends) Summary:

After the first snowfall of the year in Piltover Jayce is reminded of his past and regresses back into the little kid who held his mother and called into the void for help. But now he has Viktor who is sure to make sure he's cozy and has a fun snow day in the lab

-------------- or: Jayce age regresses and Viktor is there to care for him

This probably isn't a new thought but regressor!Doofenschmirtz and caregiver!perry the platypus!!!