・・・・・ Fictional Story About My Imaginary Cg・・・・・

Shoutout to age regressors who are just so anti authoritarian they can't handle having a cg who gives them rules and if their cg tries they immediately start an uprising. "chu wiww be heawing fwum my union wep, mr. cuddles!" I wiww not stand dis!!!!

✨✨✨ A caregiver taking care of me when my vascular malformation has a flare up ✨✨✨

🫰I wake up and I'm trying to do my best to hide it but they can see that my hand is stuck in a ball and I'm holding it to my chest

🫰" what's wrong little one, is your hand hurting?"

🫰I start sobbing "uhh! It feewls so baddd, it's all one fire and like it's gonna burst outta my hand"

🫰"oh no, let me help you with that" they take my hand and guide me over to the bathroom sink then turn on the cool water and holds my hand under it

🫰I lean into them "ohhh, that feewls soo good"

🫰"how long has this been going on, sweetie?"

🫰I bury my head in their shoulder, "... a couple days"

🫰"why didn't you tell me before? You know I would have helped you?"

🫰"Cause I need to be a big strong boy"

🫰"you can be a big strong boy and also come to me for help"

🫰 they take me over to my bed and put me under a bunch of covers, wrap my hand in a cold, wet towel, and put one of my stuffies under it so it's elevated

🫰 "You should rest for now, here's an Advil. What do you want to watch?"

🫰"ooo, can we watch The Wild Robot?"

🫰"of course little one!"

🫰 the next day they get a sling for my arm so it's easier to keep to keep my hand elevated and reassures me that it's okay for me to wear even if I'm not 'injured' because it's helping me be in less pain

If you're curious about what a vascular malformation is: a bunch of the veins on my arm and on my back are like bigger than they're supposed to be or like tangled and stuff so sometimes blood clots form (they're harmless but painful) or just sometimes some veins expand and that causes a lot of pain in my hand. I'm pretty sure it's best if I keep my whole body cool but I love being cozy so I never do that >:)

He such a good puppy

puppy regressor jayce talis :3 center pic made by me using @/bunnelbaby’s pupre flag!

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Age regressing while you're in asl class and doing animal signs is sooo fun. My favourite sign is turtle 🐢🐢🐢

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ Sleepy Caregivers ꒦꒷⭑ ࣭ ๋︶꒦꒷︶꒦꒷

Cuddling your little and softly singing them lullabies as you doze off into sleep long before they do

Your little chronically under sleeps until you start saying you need to hold them through the night to sleep ("you have mr.teddy to sleep with but you're [title]'s mr.teddy so I need you to come cozy up in bed with me, okay?")

Falling asleep while watching your little's favourite movie/show and having them excitedly explain the entire plot of it after

Taking a nap on the couch and waking up to see your little has covered in you in makeup and stickers

Getting the coziest blankies and stuffies for you and your little to snuggle up under

Your little still into their games even when you're too tired to play ("We must rescue princess teddy without waking the evil dragon!")

Having the third sense for when your little's breaking a rule and waking right in time to stop them (and sometimes pretending you didn't notice cause they deserve a cookie or two)

Picking your little up after they had a long day and falling alseep on the couch cause neither of you had the energy to make it back to the bedroom

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TW// vent about sexualization of agere

can we please stop pointing fingers at regressors who wear diapers and going “EWW AN ABDL!! NSFW DNI!!!!” because that is disgusting behavior. you are ACTIVELY sexualizing another persons regression if you look at sfw regressors and immediately accuse them of being kinksters.

there are several reasons why a regressor would want to (or even need) to wear diapers. some regressors struggle with incontinence and literally need to wear them. some littles lose the ability to go potty like a big kid/adult when they enter littlespace. some littles use them in place of pads/tampons while menstruating (adults use them for the same reason if they have heavy flows!!). and lastly, some just enjoy doing it.

it’s unfair to be okay with pacifiers, bottles, sippies, onesies, etc. but then flip your lid at diapers. all forms of little gear are valid and diapers are included in that.

next time you call a padded little a “gross abdl” think about how you’re sexualizing their regression, something YOU wouldn’t want done to YOURSELF.

Vent below

Ppl are so mean :((( I don't like me friends and I hate that I have to be friends with them cause we're in the same sport. They all joke about being autistic then say they don't like those ppl cause they're too autistic and then when I say they're not autistic enough to understand that you can't just "start socializing" they say there's no more or less autistic and like yeah there isn't but you clearly don't know anywhere enough about autism or disability to understand how one condition can cause people varying levels of disability like you're self diagnosed and haven't even done research, you do not speak for the autistic community*. You tone down your definition of autism to mean being a bit weird so you can fit into it and then when ppl talk about the actual affects of autism you say that's not a real thing cause it doesn't fit into your definition. I hate them. And they're like just talk to people and then say they don't like other people cause they talk too much. I hate them I hate them I hate them.

Like why are we talking badly about ppl behind their backs. I get shitty on ppl who have done bad things but they were literally saying "he's just too autistic for me"

I hate how autism has been mainstreamed to mean quirky then people feel comfortable shitting on actually autistic people because they're "a bit autistic"

They're sooooo mean and I hate them and I miss being a kid and when people said mean things adults told them not to but now they're all like we're adults, but that doesn't make being mean okay!!!

*this isn't anything against self diagnosed ppl who did literally any research and don't use their label as an excuse to be ableist. Self diagnosis is very important for ppl who can't get access to assessments or for whom having an official diagnosis would hurt but there are more ppl now adays that use their ability to self diagnose badly

When your therapist asks you what you do for your mental health but you're a closeted regressor: oh you know I like to do colouring books (with crayons), talk to my friends (baby talk to them), cuddle (with stuffed animals), or I'll take a bath (with plenty of rubber duckies and bath toys)

Me remembering that time I tried to say something to a new friend but my brain didn't make words so I just babbled at him while holding cookies I wanted to give to him

Puppy regressor!Jayce and handler!Viktor but Jayce loves being Viktor's "service dog" when he regresses

Always bringing Viktor his pills on time and reminding him to drink water and eat

Picking things up for Viktor, grabbing his cane if it's far from him

His favorite is providing deep pressure therapy

Viktor doesn't need it that often but he knows Jayce loves it so he'll ask for it more than he actually needs it

Viktor has some skin picking habits that Jayce will interrupt by putting his head over where Viktor is picking and looking up at him with big puppy dog eyes

He learns the signs viktor is about to pass out or have an episode with one of his health issues to be able to alert him

Sometimes viktor just ignores him though

*Jayce nuzzles his head into Viktor's shoulder, the alert for if Viktor's going to pass out* V: just let me finish this up quickly, *Jayce whimpers*, V: don't worry I'll-

Viktor wakes up on the couch with Jayce staring up at him from the floor with the biggest, saddest puppy dog eyes

"I'm sorry, I should have listened to you, could you get me some water"

Jayce perks up and looks over to the new bottle of water sitting on the side table

"oh look at that. You're a good boy aren't you" *Viktor runs his hand through Jayce's hair*, "I think this deserves a treat, could you grab the bag"

Jayce patiently waits as he watches Viktor carefully pull a handful of treats out and give them to him

Jayce just loves knowing he's a good boy and that he's helping Viktor