Things That Should Have Made Me Realise I'm An Age Regressor Sooner

Hello, little loves. Mama needs to talk to you, okay? Can we turn our listening ears on please? Thank you so much little one!

Now. I know that making collages on here is so much fun! I do it too. I love spending time making them with the regressors/littles in the system! But recently there's been a spike in something deeply concerning with these photo collages.

We cannot use real kiddos, okay? As a mom myself, I know how upset and hurt id be if someone posted my kiddo on one, and we would never want to make another person uncomfortable or upset right, peach?

Don't use real kids. As nice as I am being in this post, little loves, I am deadly serious. The internet is not a safe place for minors, never has been. Don't subject actual LITTLE children to the internet when you have no place. Especially since I know you don't know the kids you are putting in these collages.

Sometimes I get worried I'll never be good enough to deserve a caregiver. I feel like caregiving is an inherently unequal thing of me letting someone see my weakest side where I can't produce anything to be good enough for them and why would anyone want to support me in that way if I'm not doing something for them in return.

Does anyone else view their regression/dreaming as more of an autistic trait than anything else?

I don't even know if I should be saying it's a trait?

For me it feels like I'm unmasking and even when I'm not regressed I still do/enjoy childlike things.

I wouldn't say I have trauma nor that my regression stems from trauma. My regression just feels like a vulnerable, soft headspace where I can just unwind and unmask. I honestly just didn't grow out of things -like toys and playing- and started masking (I especially noticed it when I was 10) to fit in with my peers who were growing out of things. I didn't want to be left behind and friendless.

shoutout to black age regressors that didn't get to be children bc their parents knew they wouldn't get to make the same mistakes that their white peers made who are now taking back the chance to be kids

you were never dangerous, you were just a kid ❤️

does anyone have tips on how to get out of little space. I keep trying but my mind is still wandering back

reparent yourself to get rid of the old unhealthy beliefs your parents instilled in you so you can put in new unhealthy beliefs you instilled in yourself

Yessss, Singed, my mad scientist Papa!

He loves when you help him with experiments

Like when you have an idea for an experiment he'll put aside all his beakers and other stuff to immediately help you with your idea

Definitely the kind of papa that struggles to show love in the typical ways

He won't be very good at like baby talk and cuddling but he'll read you books and tell you when you did good

He struggles with human connection so he treats it more like a science

He'll keep detailed notes on things like your favorite foods and toys

If one of your toys ever breaks he'll immediately fix it without you even having to ask

He was so worried you'd be scared of him at first. He takes a lot of care to hide as much of his skin as possible

He was also so worried about giving you forehead kisses at first since he lost his lips but you love them even if they feel different

I do think he has some strict boundaries around his late daughter

He never told you about her

One time you found her old stuff and started playing with it and he got very cold and asked you stop touching her things

— caregiver ! singed from arcane headcannons !! ( request from anon )

loves teaching you about the sciences and the math. shows you almost everything he learns

is willing to do anything for you, tries his hardest to keep you safe from the horrors of the under city, tries to shield you from his dirty work and is connections to silco

likes to be called ' dad ' , ' papa ' , and ' sir ' or ' mister '

you remind him a lot of his daughter which is why he becomes so attached to you and agrees to be your caregiver

is also a teacher caregiver

doesn't have a lot of time to play usually, but tries to be around when he's not focused on work, especially at night when he puts you down for bed

is better with bigger kids than the smaller ones, kinda awkward with newborn regressors, best with teen regressors

likes to call you ' little one ' , ' dearest ' , ' precious ' and ' my pupil '

Caregiver!jayvik making a hextech blanket that shrinks you down all smol after they wrap you up in it

Jayce is fine to carry you without it but you're too big for Viktor.

They'll know you're little cause you wordlessly go to the closet and bring the blanket out to them with big eyes like a puppy presenting a ball to their owner. Jayce will lay it down then pick you up and swing you back and forth saying "1...2...3..." Before (gently) throwing you down. Viktor will make a comment about him riling you up when you were about to have a nap. Jayce playfully fights against you to get you wrapped up all tight before shrinking you down and rocking you in his arms. Viktor sits on his stool holding you close to his heart as he softly sings lullabies in zaunite to you

Puppy regressor!Jayce and handler!Viktor but Jayce loves being Viktor's "service dog" when he regresses

Always bringing Viktor his pills on time and reminding him to drink water and eat

Picking things up for Viktor, grabbing his cane if it's far from him

His favorite is providing deep pressure therapy

Viktor doesn't need it that often but he knows Jayce loves it so he'll ask for it more than he actually needs it

Viktor has some skin picking habits that Jayce will interrupt by putting his head over where Viktor is picking and looking up at him with big puppy dog eyes

He learns the signs viktor is about to pass out or have an episode with one of his health issues to be able to alert him

Sometimes viktor just ignores him though

*Jayce nuzzles his head into Viktor's shoulder, the alert for if Viktor's going to pass out* V: just let me finish this up quickly, *Jayce whimpers*, V: don't worry I'll-

Viktor wakes up on the couch with Jayce staring up at him from the floor with the biggest, saddest puppy dog eyes

"I'm sorry, I should have listened to you, could you get me some water"

Jayce perks up and looks over to the new bottle of water sitting on the side table

"oh look at that. You're a good boy aren't you" *Viktor runs his hand through Jayce's hair*, "I think this deserves a treat, could you grab the bag"

Jayce patiently waits as he watches Viktor carefully pull a handful of treats out and give them to him

Jayce just loves knowing he's a good boy and that he's helping Viktor

Here's my din din for today! With a little treat!