"That's What Happens When You Lose A Lot Of Money At One Time, You Get A Little Flustered" - 1/27/25

"Grady did you know this guy likes to molest dogs?" - 12/1

"So he's my daddy daddy daddy, mmmhmmm daddy daddy daddy." - 1/19

"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

"Did you suck a dick?" "Yes, yes I did" - 1/12

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"I do not watch videos about gay dudes prepping their assholes for sex" - 3/8

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17