"Grady's Talking About His Coochie Being Itchy" -3/14

"You love me ferociously" - 1/11

"He wants to see you in your little speedo"

"HE DOES BRO!" -10/9

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"Who jerks off at the gym? Couldn't be me?" -8/23

*In regards to Prohibition* "Us American's, gotta have our beer on Sunday's" - 9/16

"I'm glad he had a 6'in honestly"-11/28

"When he was in England, he had to sword-fight some dude for looking at his ass" -11/14

"Im such a virgin, no STI will touch me" -5/4

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"You're either pregnant or not pregnant, there's no inbetween" - 8/23