"Who Jerks Off At The Gym? Couldn't Be Me?" -8/23

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"We gotta scadoodle scadattle" -8/8

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

"Sarah was my first sugar mommy, Sarah's my sugar mommy and I love her." - 9/15

"Uh yeah, he was eating my ass"-9/29

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25