#WAKEUP

refers to myself as "The Management"

Just imagine how much hate the Kuroshitsuji characters will get if they were the opposite sex

Cannon Sebastian: Uhh, he is so gorgeous and sexy. Just look at the way he throws the butter knives and the way he says ‘yes my lord’! 10/10 the hottest and the best character in the show. 

Female Sebastian: WHAT A SLUT. She is so cringe when she says ‘yes my lord’. She is such a bitch to Ciel and needs to respect her master more. What the heck is with those butter knives anyway? There are so stupid. THIS MAID SUCKS SHIT. Go back to hell where you belong and leave Ciel alone!

Cannon Ciel: I love how he is so mature, not to mention he is so smart for his age! What a badass! Poor baby, his parents and his home burnt down in a fire and got kidnapped by some crazy cult, he needs more love. I love how he’s so spoilt, it’s actually funny to watch. 

Female Ciel: WHAT A SPOILT LITTLE BITCH. Who does she think she is? She thinks she is so smart, acting all high and mighty with that ‘know it all’ attitude. Bitch you need to treat your butler with respect! Maybe the manor lit on fire because of your shit attitude. 

Cannon Alois: He just needs some love okay?! Screw you all the haters! Poor baby, he lost his brother and got sold in to sex slavery to this pedo old man! He’s only acting this way because he was so mentally traumatised gosh! HE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE.

Female Alois (will probably get the most hate): WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS LITTLE BLONDE BITCH? LOOK AT HER ATTITUDE, GOSH IT’S EVEN WORSE THE CIEL! YOU ARE HONESTLY SO ANNOYING AND CLINGY, NOT TO MENTION YOU ACT LIKE A FRIKIN SLUT ALL THE TIME! GO CLAUDE FUCKING KILL THIS BITCH SHE DESERVES TO DIE!

Cannon Claude: NO BODY LIKES YOU.

Female Claude: NO BODY LIKES YOU. 

*The only time Claude will actually be liked is if Alois was a girl.*

BONUS:

Cannon Elizabeth: She is so annoying with that high pitched voice. Always fuckin clingy, whiny and a crybaby. She doesn’t deserve Ciel. Oh! She is a sudden badass? We like her now!

Male Elizabeth: Awww he is so cute! Just look at it him, he loves his fiance so much! True love! Oh, he was a secret badass too? We love him even more!

Let’s all admit we can be hypocritical sometimes all the time.

peter parker was created by stan lee and steve ditko to send ONE message and it was about how no matter circumstance anyone can become great. spider-man is supposed to be a story about a poor jewish boy that slowly becomes a better person and learns the value of responsibility. with great power yadda yadda.

the mcu stripped spider-man of everything that made him unique and special (lower class, abrasive personality, ruthlessly bullied in school, self-made) and turned him into a easily digestible middle class tony stark apprentice that 1) didn’t even make that suit himself 2) relied on tony for everything. they LITERALLY took a character that has been canonically poor for DECADES and wiped out all of the story that comes with that just so that rich-ass tony stark could be his ‘mentor’. peter parker never had a mentor. that’s the entire point

mcu peter parker is very obviously a ripoff of miles morales’ story (superhero mentor, ned is LITERALLY miles’ friend ganke, etc) and it pisses me off because not only did they whitewash miles morales, they erased every part of peter’s story that made him significant since nineteen sixty fucking two . good fucking evening

anyone else ever think about how being in the mcyt fandom is gonna affect you in the long run. like one day 50 years from now i’m going to be driving my grandkids to school and i’ll signal to turn left and my brain will be like “omfg.. this is just like that time in mcc14 when philza minecraft went the wrong way in ace race” and then god will smite me by having a truck slam into me at full speed killing me instantly

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

created 20 distraction to not binge list

1. clean your room

2. Go for a walk or run

3. Create study cards for a subject

4. Have a dance party

5. Take a long hot bath or shower

6. Have a spa day

7. Say hi to a pet/family member/ friend

8. Watch a horror movie

9. Read a book or some fan fic

10. Do something creative (draw, paint, writing, etc)

11. Do some gardening or buy some plants

12. Do yoga or stretching

13. Do meditation

14. Journalling or write down your emotions

15. Organise your wardrobe

16. Watch a documentary

17. Do that chore you have been putting off

18. Plan future meals

19. Go out with or talk to a friend

20. Play some online games

You can do this you are in control

movie artemis fowl: the power of friendship will save the world :)

book artemis fowl:

Rules thread:

(I got bored at work this morning and finally wrote a rule list up. I still have to re-write it in my diet journal when I get home.)

2 liters of water a day

Keep track of water intake

Don't count coffee calories (Starbucks excluded)

1200 calorie limit (absolute max)

No pop

No food past 5 pm

16 hour fast minimum (daily)

100 chews per bite

Water with all meals

Green tea daily

Cranberry juice daily

100 jumping jacks every hour after work

15 squats every bathroom break

150 sit ups before 6 pm

Yoga on Saturdays

Cheat day: Friday (metabolism boost and binge prevention)

-cheat day rules: no calorie counting. No food after 8 pm. Start fast after meal. Work out rules still apply. No pop.

*These are rules I've been using since the very beginning of my eating disorder journey (14 years ago). Some things have been changed due to things not working, and the calorie limit has been super over shot. These are for me only.

On this final day of pride, I wanted to do a masterpost of all the reclists I’ve posted this month. This includes over 250 queer fiction titles, broken down by sexuality or gender identity; along with two POC specific lists. Check them all out and give them a reblog so more people can find these books!

Asexual and/or Aromantic Identities (including

Bisexual

Gay

Lesbian

Pansexual

Transgender

Genderqueer (including non-binary, genderfluid, agender, bigender, androgyne)

Intersex

Queer Ensemble (casts that feature multiple queer leads)

POC: African and Latinx focused

POC: Other nationalities/ethnicity 

andrew garfield spiderman didn’t get any powers from the spider bite. he’s just gay and we can all do that stuff