peter parker was created by stan lee and steve ditko to send ONE message and it was about how no matter circumstance anyone can become great. spider-man is supposed to be a story about a poor jewish boy that slowly becomes a better person and learns the value of responsibility. with great power yadda yadda.
the mcu stripped spider-man of everything that made him unique and special (lower class, abrasive personality, ruthlessly bullied in school, self-made) and turned him into a easily digestible middle class tony stark apprentice that 1) didn’t even make that suit himself 2) relied on tony for everything. they LITERALLY took a character that has been canonically poor for DECADES and wiped out all of the story that comes with that just so that rich-ass tony stark could be his ‘mentor’. peter parker never had a mentor. that’s the entire point
mcu peter parker is very obviously a ripoff of miles morales’ story (superhero mentor, ned is LITERALLY miles’ friend ganke, etc) and it pisses me off because not only did they whitewash miles morales, they erased every part of peter’s story that made him significant since nineteen sixty fucking two . good fucking evening
“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”
“i don’t know what to draw”
“i always mess up”
“BUT I SUCK”
Chapter 162 PART TWO!!
please keep all chat on i beg you
Where the hell can I get a life
1. Listen to music
2. Paint your nails.
3. Do at least 1 homework assignment
4. Go outside and get some air
5. Text/FaceTime a friend
6. Go on tumblr(my favorite😛)
7. Take a shower or bath
8. Play with a pet
9. Do your makeup
10. Do a chore like dishes, or laundry
1. Popcorn (50 calories per cup)
2. cucumbers (16 calories in a cup)
3. Rice cakes (30 calories per cake)
4. Lettuce(5 calories per cup!!!)
5. Pickles(16 calories per cup)
6. Carrots( 45 calories per cup)
7.broth (16-ish calories per cup)
8. Watermelon(46 calories per cup)
9.Egg whites(16 calories per egg-also high in protein)
10. Plain non fat yogurt(137 calories per cup)
1. Take a deep breath, it’s okay
2. Drink at least one cup of water
3. Go on a walk
4. Try and write down what foods made you binge so it won’t happen again
5. Clean up any messes you made
6. Take a shower
7. Write down a plan on how not to binge next time
8. Do something productive
9. Purging isn’t worth it
10. Try again tomorrow❤️
give me whumpy songs, im making a playlist for us
You know what?? Fuck it. I'm evil. But like not E-vel. Just evil. Like it's supposed to be pronounced.
sea: wild hair, iced coffee, probably listens to billie eilish, great instagram, wears bracelets/anklets, was that kid that thought they had some authority on greek mythology bc they read the percy jackson books, seems like they have their life together but actually are lowkey falling apart, can vibe w/ anyone
forest: hot coffee, guitar/indie/folk music, runs an aesthetic blog, doesn’t tell anyone what their favorite songs are bc that’s Too Personal, absolutely has to put fairy lights everywhere, loves their friends and makes sure they know it, if you hurt them they won’t do anything back they’ll just leave without a word or a trace
desert: long road trips, retro diners at 2am, also eats a lot of fast food, nothing fazes them, drunk declarations of love, their hair is their personality, thrives during nighttime, bored eater, acts chill and will say they’re Fine as they lay face down on the floor but also will tell their life story after 10pm
mountains: hot chocolate, gorgeous hair, adrenaline junkie, has a lot of secrets/emotional depth, morning person, will go insane if they’re cooped up indoors for too long, complete 180 from the person their 12-year-old self thought they would be but thank god for that
meadow: softie, henna tattoos, puts flowers in their hair, sparkling water, pastels, likes taylor swift, barely knows how to drive, good at drawing/painting, doesn’t hide their feelings, ppl think their openness can be taken advantage of but they see your motives and Know What You’re Trying To Do
tundra: flawless eyebrows, wears lots of dark colors, thick skin, intense as hell but it’s cool, eyes that stare into your fricken soul, seems emotionally unavailable but actually secretly loves a lot of people and is scared of losing them but will never show it
lake: iced tea, lives at chipotle, hands and feet are always cold, completely screwed up spotify algorithm, hates days when they can’t see the sun, loves spring/summer, really just wants to Calm Down, niche humor, has been saying they’re dead inside since 2014
ikea released introductions on how to build different furniture forts
Me (as a child): why are all the songs about love?
Mom: someday you will understand
Me (now as an adult): seriously why are all the songs about love and sex this is ridiculous
I appreciate that u r reading this and also u because u r an amazing person, and you'll get through anything. i believe in u :) also i want a cool sword.
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