Experience Tumblr like never before
AU in which Snape has a potions show a la Gordon Ramsay style
-“You call this a potion, Smith? I wouldn’t even use it to scrub the lavatory.”
-“Abysmal attempt, you’re out.”
-“Hmm…this is… adequate.”
-*looks at subpar potion* “I would’ve preferred it if the cauldron had exploded.”
-*contestant reaches for their wand* *Snape materialises out of thin air* “What the *beep* do you think you’re doing? You *beep* *beep* *beep* dunderhead. *Beep* oxygen thief!”
everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it