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I have many complaints about Danganronpa (affectionate) but one of the biggest ones is that the students don't make nearly enough jokes about the situation. Put a bunch of teens in a mildly stressful situation, and in 5 minutes they'll come up with an inside joke about it.
Some ideas for what they could have been:
Referring to your classmates as random numbers after Leon. Everyone automatically knows who that is.
If someone tries to kill you at 3am, they legally can't do that. tell them to reschedule at a time where you're both awake.
Every Disney movie ever is in fact about Sonia.
Whoever can interrupt Nagito's monolouge with the best Nagito impression wins.
Togami uses money for things no sane person would use money for. The more impractical, the better.
Trying to get Genocide Jack into furry porn via Hifumi, so she might kill the mastermind for us.
Making up Ibuki Mioda songs about random topics. Ibuki likes some of the ideas so much she actually wrote them.
Since everything Kokichi says is a lie, anything you get him to say can no longer happen.
Coming up with fake motives for the mastermind that are incredibly stupid/downright ridiculous.
Every robot is Kiibo. How can you be sure it isn't?
I’m so tired of doing things man just one of these days I’d like to not be doing things
Some bitches be like "I wanna be successful in life!" "I wanna get money!" "I wanna have a fulfilling job" BITCH I wanna live with my girlfriend/future wife and do chores all day. I want to be a house spouse. My autistic-ass CANNOT fathom having a job. Just let me be a maid for the person I love. God Damn.
No but the way Charles can dish it but can't take it when it comes to jealousy is so funny to me. He's talking about "getting it on" with Crystal making Edwin all jealous but as soon as Edwin TRADES BOOKS with Monty Charles like Wtf is this mate
Gintama’s really got something for everyone.
The anime’s funny and has this energy to it that you can tell everyone involved was having a great time. It’s a wonderful ensemble comedy that genuinely makes me laugh out loud.
The serious arcs are hype as heck, the fights are brutal and well choreographed. And they exist to magnify the emotional beats, so they feel like they have narrative weight. It matters how a fight goes down.
It’s a very good political drama. From the beginning you can tell that something shifty is going on, and each group is more or less its own political faction. The plotting is tight and it’s easy to follow what each faction wants and why.
And it has really a great philosophical message. It has something to say, and that message is bigger than all the individual moments of self reflection from the cast. The narrative feels subtly woven together to make that greater message.
And it’s anime comfort food. It’s found family. It’s learning to live and make connections to other people even though it’s hard.
It’s a series that’s big enough that you could live in it.
SO REAL!!
FORGET ABOUT SMUT. PLEASE I AM TIRED OF IT. I NEED ANGST. I NEED GUT WRENCHING EMOTIONAL TURMOIL THAT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. I NEED TO BAWL JUST FROM THINKING ABOUT IT.
"I'm just a girl." So close! You're actually a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
I love you miku binder Thomas Jefferson
Thank you so much I love and appreciate you so much
its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"
me when people have rei/mariko eyeball profile pictures for the aesthetic despite never watching oniisama e
real
I just know the Bruce/Zatanna/Constantine threesome ruined lives, raised the average temperature on the east coast by ten degrees, and probably relocated several ley lines
What ya’ll should take away from this; 1) Watch Transformers Prime and Rescue Bots and other Transformers media, to get horny for giant robots for your mental wellbeing. I’m your dad you have to listen to me. 2) I will never have a consistent comic style. rip.
Remembered this excerpt from a fic I've been trying to write for the past (checks notes) 3 years
I’m tired of having to pretend that Razor from G3nshin isn’t dateable. That boy is adorable and I love him very much. Get that boy a boyfriend!
(Also I like to imagine him and Cyno as brothers who mayhaps kiss a lil, just maybe—)
If I sound like a hater just know I love these stupid fantasy comics I’ve read like 30 and don’t plan to stop anytime soon
me when i reach out first: ewww they hate me im annoying i should leave them alone
when people reach out to me first: YAYY THEY REMEBER I EXIST I AM KNOWN AND I AM LOVED
A scenario where a robot is trying to blend in with human society but has no knowledge of the modern day lingo:
Robot: In order to keep my human body stable, I must remember to eat time specific meals. So relatable.
Human Friend: You’re so real for that.
Robot: *slightly panicking* Of course I’m real, did anything I say make you doubt so?
Human Friend: o.O ?
get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest
like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.
ive been wanting to draw my drself so bad but i always come at a stand still for poses.... also clothes mostly bc i LOVE designing outfits perfectly self indulgent to my tastes lol
Give Gempa headcanons 👀
Muahahaa...😈
Okay, first of all-- Sentient Elements. Let's put that out here first. Now it's time for headcanons.
1) Absolute mommy, and while he'll complain about having to take care of everyone like they're kids-- He'll feel useless and pushed aside if he didn't have to anymore.
This is more of a headcanon in a fanfic series of mine BUT-- 2) Gempa somehow always know when Boboiboy is in any distress or pain, whether physically, mentally, emotionally. (MOMMY INSTINCTS, GUYS. HEAR. ME. OUT.)
3) Gempa low-key loves Boboiboy as if he were Gempa's kid. Like-- HEAR ME OUT-- Gempa and the other Elements know it's useless to get attached to Users, they all lived shortly, compared to the Elements' immortality. And one day while they were split, Boboiboy started spouting Science and Space facts, rambling and ranting, the absolute spitting image of 'Erhm, acktually-!' in the comfort of his equal cringe and brainrotted friends and Gempa went through all the stages of grief only to come to the horrifying realization that is now his child.
4) Gempa is mischievous. Not equal to TTM, no. But a few pranks here and there. He can't help but find it funny, especially when everyone points fingers at the TTM since; 'Gempa wouldn't do something so childish!'
5) Holds grudges. He will, and absolutely remember the times you've wronged him. Which brings me to the next headcanon--
6) Will pick a fight with Fang any chance he gets. Through snarky or snide remarks with a sinister smile. Those two cannot be trusted to be alone together. Fang fights back too, and Solar had to be the mediator between them once during a mission. The only time Solar ever truly felt how tiring it was to deal with people who acted like toddlers. He suddenly was much more kinder to Gempa after it.
7) Other than with the other Elements and Boboiboy-- Gempa actually hangs out with Yaya sometimes. They just happened to click (Gossip was also involved). He was once invited to a sleepover with Yaya and Ying where they spent the night talking, gossiping, doing skincare and face masks, gossiping, baking, gossiping-- Did I mention gossiping?
8) Gempa is really traumatized. Like-- Really traumatized. He acts like he isn't affected but he's one of the most affected ones actually. Survivor's guilt, PTSD, you name it, he probably has it. Not that he'll seek help from anyone, no. He's the Earth Element. Unbreakable. And he won't shake. Not even as his walls and foundations crumbled, chipped, cracked-- The very thing holding him up fading away as time wore it down.
Ahhh, that's all I remember honestly. I've made headcanons over the years, some very fleeting, only lasting for a quick daydreaming session. Thanks for the Ask! I love rambling so much:3
