I Have Many Complaints About Danganronpa (affectionate) But One Of The Biggest Ones Is That The Students

I have many complaints about Danganronpa (affectionate) but one of the biggest ones is that the students don't make nearly enough jokes about the situation. Put a bunch of teens in a mildly stressful situation, and in 5 minutes they'll come up with an inside joke about it.

Some ideas for what they could have been:

Referring to your classmates as random numbers after Leon. Everyone automatically knows who that is.

If someone tries to kill you at 3am, they legally can't do that. tell them to reschedule at a time where you're both awake.

Every Disney movie ever is in fact about Sonia.

Whoever can interrupt Nagito's monolouge with the best Nagito impression wins.

Togami uses money for things no sane person would use money for. The more impractical, the better.

Trying to get Genocide Jack into furry porn via Hifumi, so she might kill the mastermind for us.

Making up Ibuki Mioda songs about random topics. Ibuki likes some of the ideas so much she actually wrote them.

Since everything Kokichi says is a lie, anything you get him to say can no longer happen.

Coming up with fake motives for the mastermind that are incredibly stupid/downright ridiculous.

Every robot is Kiibo. How can you be sure it isn't?