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The 8th Pac-Man themed Pole Position team is here, this time it's the Inky Ghost Inkyniti racing team, a parody of the Red Bull Racing Formula 1 team. Have you ever attended a race in real life? Chances are that you have seen the logo of a familiar energy drink with two charging bulls everywhere. And in the Pac-Man universe, not even the Pole Position racing championship can escape the charging bulls... or charging ghosts?? This team features an all-ghostly driver line-up featuring Inky the ghost, and Lord Betrayus's lackey Dr. Buttocks. Both these drivers are driving for different reasons. Inky wants to demonstrate that he's the fastest driver of the ghost gang, let alone the best driver out of everyone in the Pole Position grid and won't yield to anyone or anything, even if he resorts to aggressive or reckless driving. Dr. Buttocks on the other hand, wants to demonstrate that he is the best engineer a team has ever hired by building a car that can leave the others in the dust. Dr. Buttocks also managed to harness the ingredients of the Inky Ghost Energy Drink and use the beverage as the car's fuel. Who knows, Dr. Buttocks might also be capable of putting mischievous ingredients in the Inky Ghost cans for the unknowing consumer of these drinks. It may not be a good idea for Pac-Worlders to buy Inky Ghost Energy Drink cans because... well... Inky Ghost Gives You Sliiiiiiiime!!!!!

Pacrelli is a spoof of Pirelli Tires Inkyniti is a spoof of the Infiniti Motor Company Inky Ghost is a spoof of Red Bull Energy Drinks Orsoncle is a spoof of the Oracle Computer Software Company Miru 1 is a spoof of Mobil 1 Motor Oil Pac Heuer is a spoof of Tag Heuer S.A. Watches

hey guyys does any of you know how to edit ????

i suck at this but i really wanted one of these icons os taylor with a red bull cap with max number, i search everywhere for one but i didnt find any 😭

Max about Oscar: "I've said it before, people sometimes forget a little bit- last year was his second year, now third- and he's very solid, very calm in his approach, and I like that. It shows on track. He delivers when he has to deliver, barely makes any mistakes.. And that's what you need to do when you want to fight for a championship."

"I also think, with Mark by his side, he's helping him a lot.. People learn from their own careers, and that's what I had with my dad, and Mark is also trying to advise Oscar in that. And then ofcourse, Oscar has to do the job at the end of the day, he's using his talent. And that's great to see."

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CHECO?? SERGIO PEREZ???? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SERVE CUNT LIKE THAT????? red bull drivers, the cuntiest on the gird, confirmed!

as a redbull fan: shaking, trembling, hyperventilating

as a mclaren fan: YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!

lando two wins everybodyyyyy!! so proud of my polite kitty <3

charles on the podium!!! that talented motherfucker. and of course the loml max. congrats to him on p2 but red bull should really get their shit together or they'll be losing the chance to win another wdc.

that 20+ sec gap was crazyyyy. I'm so proud of lando forever and always.

(see guys, even though I'm a max fan, i don't have to hate others.)

my two favourite people in the whole wide world

everytime i look at him, i have this urge to let out the loudest screech know to man because WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE HAD THE AUDACITY TO HURT THIS CHILD.

you guys would NOT survive old f1. my dad fucking cackled when i showed him all this was happening. he said, and i quote, "some of ya kids would have thrown the tv back in the day." and then proceed to tell me about the incidents and eat his snacks.

"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"

You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.

want them to start a daycare inside me

do some of you genuinely have nothing better to do than hate on another person? just because they're disappointed and are openly displaying their disappointment? do you think that if you were in place of that boy, you wouldn't be disappointed and disheartened? of course he's gonna be hungry to win more. that's the point of all sports. do you think your favs will be happy to see you talk absolute bullshit and be cruel to another one of their friends? max and lando said they were fine. SO THEY'RE FINE. how hard is it for all of you to move on? and even if they aren't fine, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. i keep saying this again and again, please stop hating on others, funnel that energy towards supporting your favs.

all this shit about anti-lando norris is just fucking cruel. of course he's upset. some of you make me fucking sick in the stomach and you should be ashamed of yourself that you have nothing better in your life than hate on someone. this goes to not just lando haters but every single one of the people who just hate online. it makes me sad that you're so full of hatred and miserable. go out and touch grass. reconnecting with nature will help.

anyways,

MY KING WON. sir lewis hamilton. back on the top step. i cried for like half an hour. he deserves this so so so much. and max never fails to amaze me with his absolute fucking monster talent. he's a machine. and of course lando p3. mclaren fucked up during the pitstops. but a 3-4 is really not bad. mclaren seem to be doing very well so far.

and i am so fucking pissed at ferrari. idek what the fuck they think they're doing. and ofcourse george. i cried when thaat happened. but hey again, it's racing.

all in all i'm so proud of all of the boys. one of my fav races of 2024, for sure.

sometimes babygirl is a 27 year old man

now that everything is sorta back to normal, here's my fav max verstappen edit of the week.

i will never not be sad when i think about you max verstappen.

i want all of you to genuinely think about stuff you say or write before you say or write it. i get it, you're frustrated as to why your favs are not doing well. but put that energy towards supporting them. not hating someone else. go out, touch grass. don't put out hatred in the world, there's already enough of it. if you don't like someone, then don't talk about them. talk about things and people you love or like. leave them alone.

yes this is about the austrian gp. i'm so sick of looking at all the hatred towards lando, max, charles, carlos and even george. it's RACING. things are always happening (i've said this like a billion times in the past week), and they're always gonna happen. it's the point of the sport. spend time on supporting and encouraging your favourite drivers, not belittling and bullying others. and i'm sure the drivers are fine. they're adults. they would have talked it out and i'm sure they're fine. even if they aren't, it's their lives. some of you need to get out of your parasocial relationships. i get it, you love them, they bring you comfort. THEN FOCUS ON THAT. not hating someone else.

Lando didn’t say they won’t be friends anymore if he doesn’t apologise. He just said he would lose a bit of respect for him. The quotes going around have been translated into Italian then back into English and then have an added element of media melodrama added to them. Same with Lando supposedly saying Max should have let him past, he never said that he sarcastically said he had enough wins, he didn’t need to employ those tactics to get one more. Max also said in the heat of the moment that it was all Lando’s fault and GP was literally laughing and kicking Lando and agreeing with him. Max has had time to reflect and backtracked on that now. What he is saying is about as close to an admission of guilt as you can get. Lando hasn’t spoken on it since the immediate aftermath interviews so people are still quoting those. He looked much calmed down in McLarens race summary where he didn’t really address it at all other than to say he was taken out which was objective truth. They’ll sort it out between themselves once they’ve both calmed down and they’ll move on.

People acting like Lando shouldn’t have fought so hard (literally the same people claiming he was too chicken to fight Max not long ago) and picking apart every tiny error are pathetic, as are those people saying Max should just have let him by. So much of this fandom online is so deeply toxic. The hate on Lando in particular, but also on Max too, is absurd and childish and says so much more about the people doing it than it does about either driver. The parasocial issues in the F1 fandom are some of the worst I’ve ever come across.

THIS. exactly this is what i've gathered now that it's been like a while since the whole thing has happened. some of y'all need to get a life and go to therapy to deal with all the hatred you have stored inside.

Im a lando fan, and even i think this is more of a racing incident. Yes max got punished, that should be it. Fans shouldnt get involved with hating him. Both lando and max (even if lando was a bit angry after the race im sure he has cooled down a bit by now) are probably fine, because they are freaking adults.

What ircks me more is people using this against BOTH Max and Lando, saying nax hasnt changed since 2021 when he in fact, did change a lot for the better, and saying lando just plain sucks.

They did what people wanted, they fought, they are in front of everyone fighting their asses off, and yet peopke STILL find stuff to hate? Is nothing good enough anymore?

tbh f1 fans are some of the most toxic fandoms i've ever seen. they hate on anything and everything just for the sake of it. this is, of course, not all of them but yeah i do agree with you. as i said IT'S RACING. things like this will always happen. if they don't then they complain that it was a "boring" race.

and i did see the lando hate just later on. and i was honestly baffled like how are people so fucking stupid.

if they fight on track they hate, if they don't they say "it's not old f1 anymore". they just can't be pleased.

ok so i know i disappeared again. but i have thoughts about the austrian gp and yes specifically about that incident. whatever happened, was both of their faults. the ratio may be different but this is racing. things like this always happen. they're always going to happen. people saying that max should've let lando pass, are you actually being fr? do you what sport this is? if he let lando pass he might as well retire. and lando in the press saying that they'll be friends only if max apologies?? like lan, i love you but that's not "friendship" is it? look i'm not saying that it wasn't max's fault. it was. it was lando's fault too. just because he's a popular driver and the other is a "villain", all the hate is being funnelled towards the latter. and don't get me wrong i understand that lando was frustrated and that he was very disappointed. but again THIS IS RACING. stuff like this is always gonna happen. heck it happened in the last race. it happens in almost all races. basically it just made me sad that after the video of max saying lando is his best friend on track, lando goes on to say in the pen that'll they'll only remain friends if he apologies. when i think it's common knowledge that max struggles with friendships, especially on the grid.

(edit: one of my mutuals told me as to how what a lot of lando has said has been translated from here to there. from what i first saw and read people were saying how he wouldn't be friends with max if he didn't apologize. but that's not what he said. he said he would simply lose some respect. which again, in the moment, understandable.)

and also i do totally, totally understand lando's frustration. and whatever he said was probably in the heat of the moment. they'll talk it out and it'll be fine. stuff like this has happened before as well.

and congratulations to george, oscar and carlos ofc. this meant so much to carlos as the shitshow that was spain. and ofc it meant a lot to merc too after the win for lewis too last race. i'm glad they're somewhat getting it together.

THIS IS NOT SILLY SEASON Y'ALL THIS IS DIVORCE SEASON. THE GIRLS ARE CONSTANTLY FIGHTING.

i'm sure they're fine since they're, yk, ADULTS. we all should honestly stop with all the hatred towards both of them. it's stupid and childish.

that's my man <3

Big chest, tiny waist, thick thighs, bubble butt.

That boy is perfect.

i wonder where i should sit? oh, here? thank you good sir <3

if i say something at this moment it will set feminism back a couple centuries

add scott street by phoebe bridgers over this. and i will sob. they're kids who grew up together. in another universe, they're all best friends or lovers and live happily <3

- george saying he has an old video

- charles afraid of what he will say

- max remembering charles' haircut in 2012

- charles turning red

- max saying he wants to see the video

y'all ever think such unholy thoughts that even you're disgusted with yourself? no? just me? well i am very disgusted with myself while looking at this man

okay yeah I know i disappeared for a while but exams guys. i finally get to escape highschool and be more miserable in college. but what i came here to talk about is a couple of things. i've been chronically online ofcourse and have consumed a lot of media obviously. but I will give you guys a quick run down.

1. carlos sainz: WHAT THE FUCK FERRARI??????????? i mean don't get me wrong i'm so happy for lewis and as seb said the real measure is always whether he's happy or not and fuck mercedes. but them not telling carlos anything????? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? NOTHING??? that's another level of fuckery. i love ferrari but man they just never fail to disappoint me. god damn. but he got his appendix removed and simultaneously injected jet fuel in his bloodstream so good for him. he better show these fuckers what they'll miss out on. and oh my charlos heart. how can you separate them? just how can you be so cruel? but hey i genuinely wish the best for both carlos and lewis. they're immensely talented and deserve everything.

2. max verstappen: my man dominating again. we love to see it. i love him so much and so viscerally i don't think anyone understands.

3. charles leclerc: i wish i could have the lec icecreams. he's so talented, i will cry. baby Leo is my favourite. he's doing so good.

4. ollie bearman: a talented boy. will walk to the ends of earth for him and his precious smile.

5. daniel riccardo: i honestly don't know how to feel about him anymore. like don't get me wrong he makes me so happy. but his recent comments about the horner situation did piss me off. and liam coming for his seat. idk man i just feel very icky about the whole situation.

that's it. that's the very brief debrief for now. catch y'all later.

the fact that Susie Wolff almost lost her entire career because of allegations and Christian Horner doesn't even have to worry about anything, even if there's solid proof of him being a creep, is crazy to me. women can never ever catch a break in any area of the world.

being a max verstappen fan is so hard but so fun. like people hateeee him for winning and he just smiles and giggles through it. he's such a cocky and stupid bastard, i love him.

also yesss carlos, go bestie. show them what they're losing next season. ugh i love ferrari but i hate them. also super sad for my charlie boy. we could have had a lestappen podium but it is what it is. i believe he will do better further in the season, when they hopefully fix the car. but it's impressive nonetheless how he put that car in p4 with the difficulties he faced.

god i'm so glad formula one is back. i have something new to look forward to every weekend.

ALSO MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU SIMP.

he don't give a fuck unless it's a man whose name starts with c and ends with harles leclerc. like get up max. but i would be a simp if it was someone like charles too. lestappen girlies keep winning (me).

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