Max Verstappen - Blog Posts

He just needs a hug

mama's boy

Bloody brilliant, I tell you

Finished piece

Max what are your plans for summer break?

Max: A lot of cardio and a lot of wrist training. No, not what you think it is. You're a dirty man.

Uh, okay... ah next one... Checo?

🎥 u/OutlandishnessPure2 on reddit

hey guyys does any of you know how to edit ????

i suck at this but i really wanted one of these icons os taylor with a red bull cap with max number, i search everywhere for one but i didnt find any 😭

Okay so like, I Never seen some one write an f1 driver with a belly dancer reader like, if you see their performances it’s actually pretty, also if anyone decides too can it be max or Charles or Lando??? And also possibly no instagram, just like them seeing one of her and her group’s performances and being like “wow” LOVE SICK

Reyna no last name was found outside a top secret World government building when she was 1 year old, years later she has now became the richest and the most feared spy in the government even tho she is only 16, with the government injecting a chemical that can give her fast healing and reflex’s, she became the top spy with the help of her friends( 5 friends) she saved the world on multiple occasions. Now with a new threat not on the world but more on Max Verstappen and his small family, the government sent her to watch over them, what she didn’t know about this, was that she will find the love of family the warmth of it and the love of an actual lover.

Name: Reyna

Age: 16

Birthday: May 21 2007

Occasition: Spy

Nationality: Korean

Knowledge: She was trained in every field of science, mathematics, languages, English, combat, and weapon training

Title: mother of women, spy of century, the most savage woman, The North Star, the she-devil,

Lines

“i don’t make the same mistake twice…..I make it four or five more times just to be sure”

“when Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes”

“its called karma and it’s pronounced ‘‘haha fuck you!’l

“ you know……slapping is an option….…right?”

“ I am her favourite godmother go suck a dick if you think otherwise”

“remember when I said Oh I am so in love with you?……..No okay me either”

“ I don’t care I claim these People as my children”

“ Twinkle twinkle little Shit I hope you get hit by a truck “

“ I know how to swear in 21 different languages “

“ you would think people would invent fly cars but no we are stuck on the ground “

“ you want my honest opinion …..you look like a rat”

“ ……SHIT IS THAT A ROCH…Oh wait it’s just you”

“ So who’s dieing today”

“ someone better being dying because it better be worthy of me stopping my show”

“ Hold on guys I need to take a shit”

“ Well, you have two choices, either you tell me who is sending you or I could stick this thing, sooooooooooo far up your ass that your whole generation line will feel it every time they take a shit got it?”

“ your too kind to me…”

“ you love me?…..”

“ let my family go!”

“ P I am back with new stories!”

“ thanks…..dad”

“ mom what are you doing?”

“ max and Kelly adopted me so I will forever love them “

Aiden: I have an idea, how about we kill them

Reyna: Aiden no

Aiden:Aiden Yes!

Reyna: Did it hurt when you fell-

Lando : From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Reyna: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Lando: ...

Reyna: You just laid there for 3 minutes .

Reyna : What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Lando: That naptime was a punishment.

Oliver: what’s on your mind love?

Reyna:………… arson

Oliver: okay that’s enough phone for today

Lando: I can't imagine what Reyna is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

*reyna in the back holding a pan over her head ready to smack an opponent*

Emma: drop it!

Reyna: b-but-

Emma *glares*

Reyna: your no fun* throws the pan away hitting the guy by mistake and walked away*

Reyna : When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Oliver: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Reyna : I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.

*reyna walking around with Penelope*

Reyna: so you see P, that’s why you shouldn’t date yet

Penelope: I am only 6

Reyna: oh….well never too early!

Oliver: you need a kiss?

Reyna:*hugging him tightly* yes please

Reyna:*beating a enemy agent in the verstappen home*

Max:*walks in* what are you doing

Reyna: preparing for when P gets a boyfriend

Max: let me join

Max:*cuddling with Reyna* your so cute

Reyna: *half sleeping* I could break your spine in 51 different ways

Max: I know 🥰

Reyna: so you’re telling me that these girls find a rich person and fell in love for the first time?

Penelope and oille:*nods*

Reyna: sign me up

Oille sighing dreamily with a love sick smile: I think I am in love

Auther leclerc: call the doctor

Reyna: *watching Emma holding a brick over her head ready to hit the ex boyfriend of Kelly* “ drop it”

Emma:*pouts* but-

Reyna:*glares* if I couldn’t then you can’t

Emma: asshole

Reyna: * walking in the wrong apartment, stopped dead in her tracks seeing two people having their’fun’* I am so sorry!!! KEEP MAKING BABIES I SUPPOSE!!!* runs away*

Max: Reyna Verstappen! Come down here

Reyna: ………I swear I didn’t eat the last donuts

Oille: I love you

Reyna: thanks bro I love you too

Reyna: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Oille : Aww-

Reyna: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Ollie: when I look in your eyes I see little stars

Reyna: ………..thanks?

Ollie: Are you ready to commit?

Reyna : Like, a crime or a relationship?

Ollie: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Reyna : Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Ollie: Yes.

Reyna : I'd sleep.

Ollie: Reyna and I are no longer friends.

Reyna : OLLIE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Ollie: I’m in love with you.

Reyna : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ollie: I know.

Reyna : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Ollie: My hands are cold.

Reyna : Here, let me hold them.

Ollie: My lips are cold too.

Reyna : *covers Ollie's mouth with their hand*

Reyna : I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Ollie: Hi.

Reyna : *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Reyna : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Ollie: This is a lie.

Ollie: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Ollie: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Enemy agent: *tells his sad life story* I wish I was dead

Everyone:…………

Reyna: *crossed arms* I could throw you off a building if you wish?

Everyone: !?!! what no! Reyna! Reyna Verstappen! Baby no!

Ollie: baby you need therapy

Reyna: what! He wanted to die I am just giving him a push!

Max: well she is right-

Everyone: Max no!

Kelly: Max Verstappen!

Max: *hands Reyna a ring* I need you to promise this to me, that you will wait until your marriage to have………sex

Reyna: I am only 16!?

Max: promise me

Reyna: fine

Max: good I will be doing this for P too so-

Emma: we have something to tell you…

Reyna: who died?

Emma: what-

Reyna: you’re pregnant!?

Emma: how-

Reyna: is someone in the hospital?

Emma: you got it on the second try-

Reyna: I AM GOING TO BE A GOD MOTHER!?

Emma: how- yes

Reyna: I am a trained spy I know everything

5th member

It’s a F1 x reader/oc fanfic it’s not real

Blackpink’s 5th member is trying to leave her past that left her not remembering her old friends, so after years of her being an idol, her interest in F1 is starting to grow. What will she do when she will start to remember?

Stage name: Reyna

Birth name: Park Eun-Jeong

English name: Reyna Kaiser Asteria Harmonia Ervin Loera Astern

Birthday: August 20, 2000

Zodiac sign:Leo

Nationality: Korean

Languages: Korean(100%), English(90%), French(90%) , Japanese(100%), Chinese(80%), Portuguese(95%)

Debuted: August 8th, 2016

Group: blackpink

Voice: Jung Eun Ji, Apink 10/10

Rap: Le, Exid 9/10

Dance:Jihyo TWICE 9/10

Visual: 10/10

Love interest :

Net worth: 200 million from solo productions 3.6 billion from group

Modeling: 8 million

Branad ambassador: Prada, Louis Vuitton, Alexander McQueen

Likes

Chocolate, Books, Her sisters, Going out, Staying up at night watching her favorite shows(The originals, TVD, Stranger Things, , The witcher, The flash, or all DC shows,wandavision, and all marvel), loves food, Gaming .Anime this women LOVES Jjk because of Gojo satoru, Watching f1

red bull curse (2nd driver) never ends, it simply changes form (pit lights don't work??)

they just might, if they keep this up

Fuck the constructors they are trying to beat Lestappan on ao3 top 100

Max about Oscar: "I've said it before, people sometimes forget a little bit- last year was his second year, now third- and he's very solid, very calm in his approach, and I like that. It shows on track. He delivers when he has to deliver, barely makes any mistakes.. And that's what you need to do when you want to fight for a championship."

"I also think, with Mark by his side, he's helping him a lot.. People learn from their own careers, and that's what I had with my dad, and Mark is also trying to advise Oscar in that. And then ofcourse, Oscar has to do the job at the end of the day, he's using his talent. And that's great to see."

-> F1 Masterlist <-

osc, buddy this ur chance to lead the championship, kill the man.

Never mind, still a good job from Osc 🥰 I love Max too, but our little Aussie needs to slaughter him in turn 1.

chinese gp weekend 2025 recap

i’m a really big fan of this seasons theme of “george russell third wheeling with lando and his boyfriends”. hope they keep it up.

what needs to happen tomorrow:

- no fucked up strategies

- no papaya rules (or whatever other teams call team orders)

- PIA-VER-HAM podium

current summary of the sprint race:

I would literally live and die for pocket charlie i hope everyone knows that

Max had a special guest on his stream yesterday! ❤️

liking one (1) f1 post and now my feed is entirely images of max verstappen looking like a little fish boy

C'est donc ça le multivers??

Max Verstappen I'm going to get you pregnant MY FUCKING GOATTT

Give it back, Max!!!

“No, George, I promise he never bit or scratched me.. no, I have no idea why he almost chomped your head off—”

idk if youve already done this buttt max and his cats?

<3

Max from my sketchbook

the winners cap for miami omg

max verstappen if you do not fuckin lock in so i can finally see you wear a fuckin pink cap in miami istg

I have no clue

no switch options, you have to choose

Saudi cooldown room is giving

"mummy Max is mad at son Oscar, while daddy Charles tries to ease the tension"

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 107

Max: May I sit here?

Charles: That's my lap

Max: That doesn't answer my question

"Are you sure there is no one to contact? Your team?" "You want to get rid of me?" Charles teases. He paints crimson, Max stammers, "No- just, you are a premier league player so-" "You are a football fan, Max," Charles wiggles his eyebrows "and I am coming home with you." The crimson deepens, Max huffs, his face pouty, he looks like an adorable kitten, "I am a Richmond fan." Charles laughs at that, Richmond? No one is a Richmond fan. "Fuck you. Richmond is good." Max's face is tight now, the red bordering on angry. Angry kitten. He purses his lips, suppressing the laughter, "Right." "We'll win this season." Max insists, "We have Sainz too now, so we will." "What?"  Max stares at him, realisation dawning his face, "You don't know." Charles grunts, annoyed, "No. What?" Max turns his phone on, a video of Pep playing on the screen, "We are loaning Carlos Sainz Jr. to AFC Richmond for the new season." Charles feels his heart beat in his ears. Two aces, Charles. The room erupts in noises. "No further questions."

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