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I had the most questionable dream ever and I don't know if I can word it right ಠ_ಠ.
So what if wishing in genshin is depending if that character loves you or not. I'm debating whether to write Kazuha as your boyfriend but when you wish for him, he doesn't come home (maybe he comes home for your friend instead). Or yandere Diluc that keeps ruining your 5050. I don't know if this makes sense or not. Does this make sense? Or am I just insane? Maybe I'm just insane lmao
For the past couple of days, you've been sacrificing sleep to spend more time playing Genshin. The people of Teyvat take notice and do not approve.
Content Warning(s): Liyue Archon Quest Spoilers
Notes: SAGAU; GN!Reader; First Story; Inexperienced Writer
Word Count: 1.5k
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You honestly should've seen it coming.
There were too many hints that told you what was about to happen, but you either didn't notice them or ignored them entirely.
Now you're about to fall into unconsciousness against your will, all because someone within Teyvat cared about your well-being.
"How is this even possible?" you pondered before you finally fell into sweet unconsciousness.
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The first hint happened so quick you almost missed it.
You were a couple of minutes removed from logging into the game and had just started working on your second of four daily commissions.
As you were teleporting to Dadaupa Gorge to help Wyatt look for his key, you noticed an unusual message on the loading screen.
When night falls, make sure that you get plenty of rest!
You were lucky that you were a fast reader or else you wouldn't have been able to read that message in time.
At first, you didn't know what to think of it. Sure, Hoyoverse could've easily added it into the game, but you didn't see them ever doing such a thing. Additionally, you've never seen anyone else experience this message before.
"Probably something new," you guessed before gliding on down to speak with Wyatt.
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The second hint was a bit more noticeable than the first.
After completing Wyatt's commission, you were on your way to Falcon Coast to defeat some hilichurls. It was approaching nighttime in Teyvat when Paimon suddenly said:
"It's getting pretty late. Paimon thinks that we should go to bed soon."
You stopped gliding forward for a brief moment in slight surprise. It only took a few seconds for you to snap back to reality before pausing the game to save what airtime you had left.
"I can see a new line of text being possible, but a new voice line?" you contemplated. Like the last hint, you really didn't know what to think of it. If it was only one new voice line that got added into the game, you guess you shouldn't see that as a big surprise.
"Today has certainly been weird," you added before unpausing the game.
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It wasn't until the third hint that you started to think that something was wrong.
After defeating the two waves of hilichurls, your last commission had you beat up some cryo slimes near the Dawn Winery. You teleported to the Anemo Archon statue, grabbed a couple of Windwheel Asters, and began to glide down to the water.
However, just as you were about to pass the Dawn Winery, you began to hear a sweet melody coming from the building. This wasn't the theme you were used to hearing when you were near the Dawn Winery, so being the curious person you were, you took a quick detour to the building.
As you approached the building, the melody began increasing in volume. Furthermore, as you moved your camera you noticed the sound gradually shifting volume in-between your right and left ears.
"Wait, this isn't just a soundtrack? Someone's actually playing this?" you questioned, speaking aloud for the first time. You rarely speak your thoughts aloud, finding such an action to be awkward, but you felt that the situation warranted such a reaction out of you.
After a bit of wandering and camera movement, you pinpointed the source of the sound coming from the roof. Starting from the front of the building, you climbed up the wall and onto the balcony. You moved the camera around, trying to see if you could get a better view of the roof, and after a while, you found the source of the melody.
Venti the bard was currently straddling the roof beam with his back against the spire right near where the Anemoculus used to be. He had his eyes closed as he was playing the soothing melody on his lyre. If he noticed you, he took no note of it as he continued to play.
"Okay, now things are getting weird," you began to monologue to yourself. "I can somewhat explain a new loading screen message and a new voice line, but a new audio played by a character who is never supposed to be seen outside of archon quests and events? A change as big as this would've surely been advertised by Hoyoverse on social media, right? So why does it feel like I'm the first person to have discovered this? Do I consider this to be a bug or a glitch?"
However, as you continued to think to yourself, Venti continued to play his melody. As the melody dragged on and on, you began to yawn and feel your eyes growing heavy.
"Hold on. Is this melody...making me sleepy?”
Music notes began to fade in and out as they floated from Venti's lyre to your player character.
"I can't fall asleep just yet! I still need to finish my commissions!" you proclaimed before leaping off the balcony and continuing your way down to the beach. "Ooh! I also may need to travel to some domains and farm for materials."
You missed the fourth hint while you jogged away from the winery. Had you looked back at Venti, you would have noticed that he stopped playing the melody before sighing with a slight frown on his face.
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After completing all of your dailies, you decided to take a change of scenery and meet up with Liyue Katherine.
"I still need to go to Wanmin Restaurant and trigger that Beetle event. Plus, the crafting table is just around the corner for me to craft some Condensed Resin!"
You were too distracted by the crafting table to notice the fifth hint of the day. Had you kept your eye at Third-Round Knockout, you would've noticed the former Geo Archon getting up from his table and walking over to you.
Having finished crafting your Condensed Resin, you began to head over to Wanmin Restaurant. But before you could...
"Traveler! A quick moment of your time, please."
Startled by the sudden attention, you flicked your camera behind you to find Zhongli approaching your player character.
"It has been a while since we last had a chat. I was hoping you would accompany me while I head to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to retire for the night. We can catch up with each other while we walk."
Too many thoughts were running through your head for you to give a proper response, not that any prompt showed up anyway. Zhongli took your inactivity as a sign of acceptance.
"Good. Let us be on our way then."
Zhongli started to walk past you, which didn't help your thoughts at all.
When his feet hit the ground, there was no visible space between the sole of his shoes and the ground. You never saw any of his clothes clip through any part of his body. In fact, you swear you saw a few wrinkles.
"Everything about him is too detailed. The walking animation, the clothes, the collision, the hitboxes; there is no way in hell everything should be so... fluid."
You started to think whether or not you should go through with his request. However, before you could make a decision, the game decided to make one for you.
The Traveler moved... but your hands were off the keyboard.
"WOAH Woah Woah woah..." You repeated as you backed your chair away from the computer. Now you were starting to think that your game was broken. You quickly scooched your chair back closer to your computer and were about to Alt+F4 outta there before...
"I would refrain from doing that."
You stopped what you were doing and looked up at the screen. Did you miss something that the Traveler did?
"As much as we all love to have you around, we know better than to have you overstay your welcome when you are clearly tired."
...That didn't sound like he was talking to the Traveler.
"I admire your persistence, but you leave me no choice, [Y/N]."
"Oh sh-."
Before you could finish your sentence, a loud buzzing sound suddenly played from your computer speaker. Almost immediately, you could feel yourself about to fade to unconsciousness. You quickly stood up and covered your ears as you tried to fight it, wondering how in the hell this sound was affecting you despite having heard it before in Sumeru. Unfortunately, the noise continued to grow louder and louder until you could no longer stand on your own two feet. You slowly slumped to the floor as the sound began to lower in volume, sensing that its job was done.
You honestly should've seen it coming.
There were too many hints that told you what was about to happen, but you either didn't notice them or ignored them entirely.
Now you're about to fall into unconsciousness against your will, all because someone within Teyvat cared about your well-being.
"How is this even possible?" you pondered before you finally fell into sweet unconsciousness.
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Author Side Notes: I know that I'm not the best writer in the world, but this idea for a SAGAU story I had continued to grow and grow until I felt like I could connect all of the plot points by myself.
If anyone is willing to rewrite or even possibly continue this story, I'm all down for it. I just wanted to see if people like this sort of scenario.
I also have more ideas for SAGAU stories if anyone wants to hear them.
Chapter 2
TW: Dottore, amnesia (tell me if there is anymore.)
Chapters: Prologue | Chap 1 | Chap 2
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I walk beside Childe. I was looking down, trying to process everything. Even trying to think of anything before I woke up in the snow. Nothing.. There’s a gap in my memory where I was home, and when I was in the snow.
“Your Holiness, we’re here.” Childe says, as I look up to see two very large ice doors. They were like 5 times my height!!
“Wow..” I say. I could tell I was beginning to get nervous, well, more nervous then I already was. Two Fatui Skirmish open up the door. Inside was honestly so beautiful..
“I believe my comrades are going to start a meeting soon, which means that you can make an appearance if you wish, Your Holiness.” Childe says, looking at me. I only nod a bit. Though, I was still worried..
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I was right to be worried. The second I walked in, every single one of the harbingers were glaring and on guard.
“Childe, what is the meaning of this?” Arlecchino asks, coldly. I just stood there, scanning the room of all of them.
I could see everyone of who they were. Though..all 11 were there. Which means Inazuma hasn’t completed yet. I can’t tell whether that’s good..or absolutely horrid.
“Why did you bring the imposter here? Such filth shouldn’t be in this room and should be killed.” Arlecchino continues.
“Come now, you should all be able to tell that this is her Holiness. She isn’t an imposter.” Childe says, almost just as coldly.
I stopped listening, as I continue to try and remember what happened before it. It only lead to headaches. It’s like the memory is locked away behind layers of locks.
This was frustrating..I can’t just be fine with not knowing what the hell happened before it. But..now isn’t the time.
I look up and noticed one that I should’ve kept my attention to most..wasn’t standing where he was at. I felt a hand on my shoulder..
“Well now, why don’t we give a little test then~ See what type of blood she has, as we know, the Creator should have golden blood.” I hear from behind. I look over my shoulder, in pure terror, to see Dottore.
“A…A test..?” I say, shaking almost a little bit. I can’t tell whether I’m shaking from the cold, or from fear. I got tugged away though, pretty quickly.
“If you harm her, and she is the creator, she may cause harm to the Fatui. Order that things go down hill. I say we wait and watch her until she messes up, or at least gets herself injured. You mustn’t jump straight into the idea. If Childe is so sure of it, and is that sure to even bring her here, it may mean something.” Pierro says.
I couldn’t tell what was happening, as I was still shivering. But..at least I wasn’t close to Dottore..
“Hm, I have a suggestion. Why don’t we take turns watching over her.” La Signora says.
“I do agree. That may be the best solution, plus we can make sure she doesn’t try anything…drastic.” Sandrone speaks.
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I’m doomed..
I was prey surrounded by predators.
There was no escape…
Chapter 1
Trigger Warning: Mentions of death, cold (please tell me if there is any more)
Chapters: Prologue | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2
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I hear foot steps coming closer. I begin to try to run before being grabbed by some of the village people. “H-Hey!!” I yell out. I try to struggle, but then I stop in fear..
They were here…
They were here and they all looked very, very unhappy.
Especially Harbinger Number 11, Tartaglia.
“Well, well, well, Thank you towns people for, keeping her here. We shall take it from here.” he says, malicious intent in his voice. I was shoved forward by the two people who grabbed me. I stumble to the cold floor, and I sit up.
Tartaglia switches to his swords, and started to walk forward to me. I sat there, in fear. “Please…Don’t hurt me.” He lifts up his swords, and I close my eyes tight…waiting for him to strike..
Waiting for him to kill me…
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Nothing.
Nothing happened.
I slowly open my eyes to look at him. He was stopped, one of his water swords raised, but a shocked look on his face.
“You…” he says, his voice almost in full disbelief.
“Y..Yes..?” I say, staring at him, voice small and in pure fear. He quickly goes out of his sword and kneels. I can hear gasps everywhere.
“Your Holiness, I am so sorry for how this village has treated you.” He says. I was in utter disbelief. I looks around to everyone, who also was in disbelief, before looking back at the ginger.
“Uh…I’m..very, very confused.” I say. I could tell all the other Fatui Skirmish and Cicin and just..the lower members in general, we’re in shock. Tartaglia stands up, before holding out his hand. I slowly take it, as he helps me up.
“Your Holiness, we had thought you were an imposter, and we’re going to kill you. I apologize on the behalf of the Fatui for this fact. Please know that we did not mean to harm you.” He says.
“Alright..?” I was very confused, as I just slowly nod. I was still shivering at this point. He seemed to notice this.
“Your Holiness, shall I lend you my coat? This cold I can handle, plus the village is not too far away from the base.” He asks me.
“No, I’m fine. I’ll be okay, I’d rather you keep it.” I say, still shivering. He doesn’t argue, but immediately starts bringing me to the base.
“We’ll get you some much warmer attire at the base then, Your Holiness.” He says, as all the Fatui soldiers follow behind him and me.
What…
What just happened..?
Prologue..
TW: Cold, Unknown places (please let me know if there is something I missed.
Chapters: Prologue | Chap 1 | Chap 2
POV: My own POV
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That is all I felt…Cold..
What happened? Why do I feel cold…? Why is the ground so..so very cold..?
I sit up carefully, as I begin to open my eyes… It..It couldn’t be real, could it? The cold ground couldn’t be for the fact that it is covered in snow. The temperature as well..it’s way below freezing.
Nothing like I felt before..
‘Where…am I? This isn’t my home….’ I think to myself, as I start to stand up.
I was shaking so much because of the cold. I need to find an area where I can be warm. I start walking forward, and find a village in the snow. People started staring at me as I walk through it.
This place..I don’t recognize it. It hadn’t come out in the game yet, did it? I could hear the people whispering to themselves. This was the last thing I want..
“Call the Fatui.” I hear a person whisper. Fatui? No..that can’t be right. The Fatui-
“You! How dare you try to impersonate the Divine One!” A person yells at me. I was completely taken by surprise.
“H…Huh? What are you talking about?” I say, talking through my clattering teeth. Footsteps..far away, yet are running closer. I become terrified.
“Just you wait! The Tsaritsa will strike you down!” Another person yells. “The Fatui are sending over their Eleventh Harbinger!” Another yells.
Oh…
Oh no…
No no no no…
I’m so dead…
SOBBING 😭😭 THIS SHI TOO FUNNY
based off the andrew garfield clip
"What do you mean repent for my sins?" You look at them as if they're all crazy, feeling like a celebrity being chased by paparazzi.. except they're out for your blood.
"Impersonating the Almighty Creator is a crime," a fellow from Mondstadt calls out.
"Well isn't murder a crime as well?"
"Well..."
"If you don't get yo bitch ahh," and just like that the tables are turned. You started chasing them. Why're they so afraid of you now? Perhaps the fact you look too similar to the All Creator that intimidated them.
Either way, you have the upper hand now. You taunt them as you scare them off. In fact why don't you start barking while you're at it? It'll give them a scare.
I did some extra hcs so just gonna reblog with the link!
"The Son of Graces"
~ Dari
Creator AU - Where the reader is treated like a diety by the characters of Genshin Impact
Pairing(s): None || PLATONIC: Son! Wanderer & Parental! Gender Neutral! Creator! Reader Summary: He is reminded everyday that you chose him. But some days are harder than others; and he's grateful to have you sweep the cloudy skies away.
A/N: I don't really play Genshin but here we are, I'm just getting out my ideas - don't mind me.
This Wanderer is named "Kaito(神愛)", with the characters written for "god" and "love". I thought it could be cute to kind of give a call back to his origin but something also to remind him of how far he's come. He also calls the reader "Oya", which is the best thing I could get to a gender neutral Japanese term for mother or father.
I won't be taking requests! This is most definitely a one time thing. This is also inspired by "this lovely piece" by @dropletpetals
(Extra Miscellaneous HCs: "The Son of Graces")
Warning(s): Wanderer backstory spoilers! Some revenge. This was written on my phone so forgive any errors.
Over grassy, rolling knolls - filled to the brim with blooming flowers in his favorite colors and breeds. Even under the loving warmth of sun on his cheeks and clouds turning themselves into the childish shapes of his desire. Even as the song on the winds speak his new name into his ears, the bonfires below burning it up so it reached the heavens. to the voices of acolytes proclaiming it so...
He was worried.
Worried and waiting for the other shoe to drop.
He was unwanted everywhere else.
By his mother, who made him a puppet - who left him with no identity or name
By the Fatui, who deemed him unworthy.
So when it came to be; the Creator's return to the mortal plane...
When he'd come to demand answers, angry about simply existing.
Your voice so gentle and warm, apologizing that you were not there to help him when he called to your name in begs and prayers. When the world you made and hurt him so much and how sorry you were that it treated him so cruelly... He felt the sincerity pouring through every pore, it washed over him - like a blanket.
You understood his pain.
He found that you had long since been asleep, since the dawn of the Archonic creation. Even the small bit of divinity used to create each drained your body, already tired from forming Teyvat with your hands. So you could not know of the acts being committed in your name, what those of your own blood were doing.
"If i had known one of mine created their own, I would have cherished them like I did them." You said with a softness only rivaled by your hands.
He had fallen to his knees, unable to stand after the crushing weight of pain fell upon him. You were not completely blameless...
But you did not lie to him.
Did not abandon him.
You stayed until the tears dried up, stroking his sore eyes.
"So now that I know she did not love you like you deserve... You are mine now." He nearly fell again, but your embrace held him up. "You will be my son... And I will give you everything."
How it was so warm and loving, arms cradling him as if he were nothing more than a babe. His hands white-knuckling at your divine robes as he just sniveled into your chest, no doubt covering them in his snot and tears... But you didn't care, cooing sweetly to the boy about how he's already made you proud. How you already loved him.
He nearly cried again when you gave him his name.
"You will be my son, so your name will have our title."
You pondered about it for a while before having a servant fetched ink and parchment. It was a bit unusual, seeing you hold the calligraphy brush. Seeing the ink touching the edges if your sleeves and staining them, but you just smile so brightly when it is finished.
He longed for a place to belong, for an identity... For someone or something to give him worth.
You have given him all these things.
He was uncomfortable at first having it, as it was blatantly a reminder of his lineage. of the woman who abandoned him... Of beelzebul.
But you only smiled.
"It is to remind everyone where you started," your hands come to guide him "and how far you've become."
"The character for god, so you always remember me and so i am always with you." You hummed a lullby as the strokes appeared across the parchment. "And the character for love so you know how much I have for you."
He smudges ink on his robes too, unable to stop smiling as his whispered his name to himself.
Kaito was the name on the tongues of the acolytes once his adoption was raised outside your walls domain. Call of festivals was announced to welcome him into the fold, into the public, as the beloved son of Teyvat's dear Creator soon to be celebrated as well.
For if he was worthy in the eyes of the Creator; he should also be worshipped.
He laughed at Beelzebul's frantic correspondence sent to you; of which descended into begging for at least a letter to be sent... You had found yourself simply unable to deal with her after finding out what she'd done to him, decidedly icing her out on his behalf.
It was a wonderful feeling being loved, as sweet as it would be showing her what had become of her puppet.
He allowed an invitation to his coronation be sent to her, despite your worries about his mental health.
"Are you sure you want to see her, dear? it'd be so dreadful if she ruined your special day." You asked him gently, your concern making his cold heart swell.
"I will be fine," he insisted as you settle another crown to test on his head, amused "it will show her what she missed and how much it cost her."
You laughed at the cruelty but don't otherwise protest.
You didn't find a crown suited to him that day, though you thanked the providers. The items were returned and shop-keeps were able to keep them as they were considered beautiful pieces by the creator.
The day came and he still did not have a crown.
But he trusted you to find one, as you insisted it would be only appropriate as he was your son.
The day had come quicker than he would have liked, how he was primped and cleansed - donning the celestial robes of the creator.
Of you, his darling guardian.
They were deep violet, small pearlescent spots likes stars crawling up the gold trimmed edges. His under clothes blacker than the abyss, the servants in awe of his beauty. Leaving him bashfully flushing and modestly brushing off their assorted compliments. He dripped in opulence, gold pieces to accent his looks as the crackle of blessing came from the Gnosis you made personally for him.
As he finally was ready, he wondered if he was worthy.
Your eyes sparkled like gems when you saw him, taking him in your open arms and bursting in joy. Happy to see him looking so handsome and playfully crooning about his future partner in a manner that made him absolutely red in embarrassment.
You only laughed and softly spoke, "Come baby, there is a whole world to show that you are worthy of worship."
His hand was clasped in your's, the walk slow and almost agonizing. The chattering of people growing less distant with the passing moments, his hands shake and he needed a second as you stepped onto the balcony first.
The cheers of Teyvat boomed like a sonic roar, your hymns and prayers called to the wind as the ground and skies bellowed your name. He is terrified....
But he is ready.
You lifted your hands for silence, still smiling as bright and as warm as the sun. The hush that came was nearly instant, eager faces peering up in utter reverence. Archons on high waiting to hear your lovely voice.
"My dear creations, Teyvat.... As you have heard, I have found a son." The cheers from below just made you smile wider "It is much more than just finding someone worthy to hold my place and succeed me, it is because I love this boy... Love him so dearly that I wanted him as my own, he deserves your worship. Deserves to be loved as much as I. He'd gone through much pain and it broke my heart to know that this world that I made treats its kind people with such cruelty."
Your eyes watered when the people join together, holding hands and each other.
"If I could take all the suffering, I would... But feeling and understanding pain is what shows we are alive, that we are stronger for persevering." your voice shook, "And my poor boy had been through so much."
Your hands wipe your eyes and they watch, captivated at your grace and beauty - even in your sorrow. But then you give them a smile again and step aside, calling to the masses in pride that is so reminiscent of a parent.
"I, the All-Creator, Jewel of Celestia, have the greatest pleasure to present to you; your prince and my son..." The curtains pull back and he walked onto the balcony, beams of light shining off his hair and deep eyes. "Young lord Kaito of Teyvat!!!"
The screams would be deafening if you both weren't so high up, the chants of his new name louder than he can even think. The shouts of praise nearly make him shrink, but he stood tall. Especially as your hand touched his back, as your smiling face came into his peripheral. With his head up, he looked at them dead on and waved.
He smiled.
Especially as his sharp eyes caught Beelzebul's pale, shocked face. but the fuzzy warmth in his chest only grew as your fingers touched the top of his head.
From your touch, your grace washed over him. The weight of a diadem formed on his head. The Gnosis on his chest buzzed to life and his body rolled in a brightness rivaled only by the stars, from his skin to his blood - it was if he was charged with energy. A power that was unlike anything else he'd ever had.
"Divinity suits you, Kaito." You hummed, taking his hand.
Kaito smiled shyly and just squeezed your hand and whispered, "Only because I take after you, Oya."
At your side, he finally has a place.
He finally has his rightful godly status.
As he looked to see pride in your glittering tears and smile nearly blinding... A peace like no other settled within him.
He belongs.
He is worthy.
Pairing(s): None || PLATONIC: Son! Wanderer & Parental! Creator! Gender Neutral! Reader
A/N: Some miscellaneous HCs surrounding this AU. Involving some things I can't stop thinking about.
This wanderer's name is Kaito! He uses "Oya" to refer to the reader as a gender neutral Japanese term for a parent.
Companion Piece to "The Loving Hands of God"
Still not taking any Genshin requests, this is truly the last of my brainrot.
honestly, he's such a baby, it's adorable though and it's funny how pouty he gets when you tease him about it
he has a whole floor to himself with your imperial temple and while he does enjoy occasionally studying and reading by himself, he much prefers having tea with your or sitting in the garden
when he has trouble sleeping, he always ends up in your room - though he can get quite flustered about how he feels like a young babe still sleeping with his parents
(don't worry, he grows out of it - though he likes napping with you)
he started growing out his hair too, starting to braid it as it grows - it's long and tight - thinner
you mentioned that it would suit him and he wanted to try, though it's clear to any bystander that he'd hate to disappoint you
super awkward when he started recieving offerings, taking them with dignity, grace, and modesty but forever is concerned over there being too many
he wears his diadem for special occasions, mostly because the both of you travel around orphanages and give food and money to the needy and well... he doesn't need it to signify his new position
when he first pricked his fingers and ichor came, he was amazed
while he knew he was given your grace during his crowning and he did have the ability to create; having bloomed plants from his palms and shaped rocks with his finger tips...
you tell him that he will grow strong as you in time and that you will teach him everything
he was truly of your creed and there is such pride in him, he's bursting to make something new to show you
and Kaito was so terribly excited to make something you would be proud of
so he begins research, specifically on flora and botany and herbs
it would be something he would make not only as a dedication to you but a gift to the people, his studying was intensive but he was careful to not spoil the surprise
his personal servants are unsure about lying to you but only do so because to defy Kaito was to oppose you
they thought it was quite precious that he wanted to surpise you anyhow so they were able to keep it under wraps
eventually, he finally creates a new, beautiful flower after bouts of trial and error
he wants it to be available in all types of climate so there was testing and adjustments made to it's needs
it was perfect, it grew in bunches and the color was your favorite
when the petals are harvested, they make a lovely tea that promotes better sleep
when the bulb itself is ground up, it makes for a balm that encourages faster healing
when he presented to you, he was terribly nervous
you had created so many large and beautiful things and this was his first step to show that you were not wrong in choosing him
unsurprisingly, you weeped at the thoughtfulness of your darling son
even after the world you made was so cruel to him, he could still find kindness to give to the people that need it
the flowers were beautiful as well and Kaito made sure you and your staff were the first to try both tea and balm
so moved, you hugged him right away and praised his intelligence and ingenuity, prideful and happy as can be
you softly tell him that he was doing right already and he feels himself welling up as you went on to call him the healing balm that your creation needed
with that, the pair of you headed out to make sure his new flower bloomed across the whole of Teyvat
... it was rightfully named "god's lace" once discovered by herbalists and you happily piled all the rightful credit onto your son, singing his praises to anyone that would stop and listen
like that, his popularity skyrocketed even more and people from all over would associate the flower with him
it makes something in his heart warm when he sees less people in hospitals and planters bustling with the flowers he made for you
you take care to put some in your hair and on some commissioned tapestries occasionally
he's done some good
you surprise him later with a very lovely set of earrings, with gems made personally for him and imbued with your godly essence
he rarely takes them off
the pair of you spend a lot of time together and unsurprisingly, he's never far from your side
you take to calling him all sorts of nicknames; he's partial to just his name but "nightingale" or "chickling" make him smile... he might be a bit old for the latter but who is he to deny his beloved parent?
he usually isn't too cruel but he sort of finds it amusing Baal was just so desperate to reach you, but you continue your rather curt disposition
you do not speak to her for anything other than official business, mostly as a formality and it is only a mix of your grace and Kaito's kindness was the reason she wasn't removed from the role of Electro Archon
you're polite at best, short and cold at the very worst
there is no heavier punishment then her seeing how sweetly you treat the son she'd abandoned
now the son of the creator, he needs no revenge past that - finding it useless in the grand scheme
his former minions are now so apart of your staff - seriously, they did not expect to move up in the world so high
they still attend to Kaito but now as the essentially a damn prince, he gets to pay them real well for the work they do
some now attend to being his guard but others deigned to hide among staff as seemingly unskilled civilians
this simpler life is much nicer and getting to attend to Kaito; now the Esteemed Son of the All-Creator is an honor they'll be envied for
Kaito is also much less bratty too
Creator AU - Where the reader is treated like a diety by the characters of Genshin Impact
Pairing(s): None || PLATONIC: Son! Wanderer & Parental! Gender Neutral! Creator! Reader Summary: He is reminded everyday that you chose him. But some days are harder than others; and he's grateful to have you sweep the cloudy skies away.
A/N: I don't really play Genshin but here we are, I'm just getting out my ideas - don't mind me.
This Wanderer is named "Kaito(神愛)", with the characters written for "god" and "love". I thought it could be cute to kind of give a call back to his origin but something also to remind him of how far he's come. He also calls the reader "Oya", which is the best thing I could get to a gender neutral Japanese term for mother or father.
I won't be taking requests! This is most likely a one time thing. This is also inspired by "this lovely piece" by @dropletpetals
(Extra Miscellaneous HCs: "The Son of Graces")
Warning(s): Wanderer backstory spoilers! Some revenge. This was written on my phone so forgive any errors.
Over grassy, rolling knolls - filled to the brim with blooming flowers in his favorite colors and breeds. Even under the loving warmth of sun on his cheeks and clouds turning themselves into the childish shapes of his desire. Even as the song on the winds speak his new name into his ears, the bonfires below burning it up so it reached the heavens. to the voices of acolytes proclaiming it so...
He was worried.
Worried and waiting for the other shoe to drop.
He was unwanted everywhere else.
By his mother, who made him a puppet - who left him with no identity or name
By the Fatui, who deemed him unworthy.
So when it came to be; the Creator's return to the mortal plane...
When he'd come to demand answers, angry about simply existing.
Your voice so gentle and warm, apologizing that you were not there to help him when he called to your name in begs and prayers. When the world you made and hurt him so much and how sorry you were that it treated him so cruelly... He felt the sincerity pouring through every pore, it washed over him - like a blanket.
You understood his pain.
He found that you had long since been asleep, since the dawn of the Archonic creation. Even the small bit of divinity used to create each drained your body, already tired from forming Teyvat with your hands. So you could not know of the acts being committed in your name, what those of your own blood were doing.
"If I had known one of mine created their own, I would have cherished them like I did them." You said with a softness only rivaled by your hands.
He had fallen to his knees, unable to stand after the crushing weight of pain fell upon him. You were not completely blameless...
But you did not lie to him.
Did not abandon him.
You stayed until the tears dried up, stroking his sore eyes.
"So now that I know she did not love you like you deserve... You are mine now." He nearly fell again, but your embrace held him up. "You will be my son... And I will give you everything."
How it was so warm and loving, arms cradling him as if he were nothing more than a babe. His hands white-knuckling at your divine robes as he just sniveled into your chest, no doubt covering them in his snot and tears... But you didn't care, cooing sweetly to the boy about how he's already made you proud. How you already loved him.
He nearly cried again when you gave him his name.
"You will be my son, so your name will have our title."
You pondered about it for a while before having a servant fetched ink and parchment. It was a bit unusual, seeing you hold the calligraphy brush. Seeing the ink touching the edges if your sleeves and staining them, but you just smile so brightly when it is finished.
He longed for a place to belong, for an identity... For someone or something to give him worth.
You have given him all these things.
He was uncomfortable at first having it, as it was blatantly a reminder of his lineage. of the woman who abandoned him... Of beelzebul.
But you only smiled.
"It is to remind everyone where you started," your hands come to guide him "and how far you've come."
"The character for god, so you always remember me and so I am always with you." You hummed a lullby as the strokes appeared across the parchment. "And the character for love so you know how much I have for you."
He smudges ink on his robes too, unable to stop smiling as his whispered his name to himself.
Kaito was the name on the tongues of the acolytes once his adoption was raised outside your walls domain. Call of festivals was announced to welcome him into the fold, into the public, as the beloved son of Teyvat's dear Creator soon to be celebrated as well.
For if he was worthy in the eyes of the Creator; he should also be worshipped.
He laughed at Beelzebul's frantic correspondence sent to you; of which descended into begging for at least a letter to be sent... You had found yourself simply unable to deal with her after finding out what she'd done to him, decidedly icing her out on his behalf.
It was a wonderful feeling being loved, as sweet as it would be showing her what had become of her puppet.
He allowed an invitation to his coronation be sent to her, despite your worries about his mental health.
"Are you sure you want to see her, dear? it'd be so dreadful if she ruined your special day." You asked him gently, your concern making his cold heart swell.
"I will be fine," he insisted as you settle another crown to test on his head, amused "it will show her what she missed and how much it cost her."
You laughed at the cruelty but don't otherwise protest.
You didn't find a crown suited to him that day, though you thanked the providers. The items were returned and shop-keeps were able to keep them as they were considered beautiful pieces by the creator.
The day came and he still did not have a crown.
But he trusted you to find one, as you insisted it would be only appropriate as he was your son.
The day had come quicker than he would have liked, how he was primped and cleansed - donning the celestial robes of the creator.
Of you, his darling guardian.
They were deep violet, small pearlescent spots likes stars crawling up the gold trimmed edges. His under clothes blacker than the abyss, the servants in awe of his beauty. Leaving him bashfully flushing and modestly brushing off their assorted compliments. He dripped in opulence, gold pieces to accent his looks as the crackle of blessing came from the Gnosis you made personally for him.
As he finally was ready, he wondered if he was worthy.
Your eyes sparkled like gems when you saw him, taking him in your open arms and bursting in joy. Happy to see him looking so handsome and playfully crooning about his future partner in a manner that made him absolutely red in embarrassment.
You only laughed and softly spoke, "Come baby, there is a whole world to show that you are worthy of worship."
His hand was clasped in your's, the walk slow and almost agonizing. The chattering of people growing less distant with the passing moments, his hands shake and he needed a second as you stepped onto the balcony first.
The cheers of Teyvat boomed like a sonic roar, your hymns and prayers called to the wind as the ground and skies bellowed your name. He is terrified....
But he is ready.
You lifted your hands for silence, still smiling as bright and as warm as the sun. The hush that came was nearly instant, eager faces peering up in utter reverence. Archons on high waiting to hear your lovely voice.
"My dear creations, Teyvat.... As you have heard, I have found a son." The cheers from below just made you smile wider "It is much more than just finding someone worthy to hold my place and succeed me, it is because I love this boy... Love him so dearly that I wanted him as my own, he deserves your worship. Deserves to be loved as much as I. He'd gone through much pain and it broke my heart to know that this world that I made treats its kind people with such cruelty."
Your eyes watered when the people join together, holding hands and each other.
"If I could take all the suffering, I would... But feeling and understanding pain is what shows we are alive, that we are stronger for persevering." your voice shook, "And my poor boy had been through so much."
Your hands wipe your eyes and they watch, captivated at your grace and beauty - even in your sorrow. But then you give them a smile again and step aside, calling to the masses in pride that is so reminiscent of a parent.
"I, the All-Creator, Jewel of Celestia, have the greatest pleasure to present to you; your prince and my son..." The curtains pull back and he walked onto the balcony, beams of light shining off his hair and deep eyes. "Young lord Kaito of Teyvat!!!"
The screams would be deafening if you both weren't so high up, the chants of his new name louder than he can even think. The shouts of praise nearly make him shrink, but he stood tall. Especially as your hand touched his back, as your smiling face came into his peripheral. With his head up, he looked at them dead on and waved.
He smiled.
Especially as his sharp eyes caught Beelzebul's pale, shocked face. but the fuzzy warmth in his chest only grew as your fingers touched the top of his head.
From your touch, your grace washed over him. The weight of a diadem formed on his head. The Gnosis on his chest buzzed to life and his body rolled in a brightness rivaled only by the stars, from his skin to his blood - it was if he was charged with energy. A power that was unlike anything else he'd ever had.
"Divinity suits you, Kaito." You hummed, taking his hand.
Kaito smiled shyly and just squeezed your hand and whispered, "Only because I take after you, Oya."
At your side, he finally has a place.
He finally has his rightful godly status.
As he looked to see pride in your glittering tears and smile nearly blinding... A peace like no other settled within him.
He belongs.
He is worthy.
Y e s
I’m eternally Interested with Sagau (self aware genshin au for those who don’t know) but god why does all the content need to be weird and dark. Like nothing wrong with that but I just don’t want to only read that :(
So! I’ll toss my hat in the ring with some silly/light hearted ideas!
Note: I AM A MINOR, please don’t be weird with my posts
Tws/cws: Sagau, swearing, (Idk what else, I’m bad at this sorry)
Creator!reader who is honestly just vibing and nothing else. No one realizes they’re a god until they fuck up and get hurt (cue gold blood) and the reader is just outright denying it
Character: was your blood gold? What the fuck
Reader: haha no
Character: *losing their fucking shit*
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I think scaramouche would hate the creator, and the creator would probably be like “I love you my little meow meow” and scaramouche would just have to endure. Because the creator would probably just wanna get away from the whole god worship thing. Even if it means being around someone who despises them, Especially if the reader doesn’t have their memories of creating teyvat/is just a random Genshin fan from the real world.
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I like to imagine an aroace creator, or a creator who just avoids dating because yeah, that’s a weird power imbalance, and the creator just wouldn’t want to deal with that.
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I’ve always interpreted the creator as having the power to, well, create. So they’d probably just create a way to access the real world’s internet, much to the confusion of the characters
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Oh and the creator would have so much fun just fucking with the archons, especially if they’re pretending to be a human. (Assuming the archons can’t sense the creators godly-ness) like I can imagine the creator walking up to venti, saying something along the lines of “so how’s istaroth?” And venti staring at them like “wtf did you just say?”
And along those lines, I can see the creator walking up to Zhongli, referencing something from so far in teyvat’s past that he’s the only one who remembers. And Zhongli would start talking realize “wait why does this random mortal know that?”
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Oh, and the creator and nahida would be such great friends. The god of wisdom who was locked up for 500 years, and is now learning about the world, and the random god who appeared with knowledge about some obscure facts about the world, but nothing about the day-to-day life of those living in teyvat? They can bond over their shared lack of knowledge about how the world works!
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Another thing that’d be really funny is the creator just saying random ass memes, and have their followers try to figure out what the fuck they’re talking about.
For example
In Fontaine
“French people are real?”
Furina: “what the fuck is French”
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Also, the creator would just say shit from the real world with no explanation, like, I can imagine them yelling “JESUS CHRIST” when something scares them. And the people of teyvat just have to accept that the creator just isn’t gonna explain shit. Because how do they explain the religion of another world? Why would the most powerful god in teyvat worship another god?
Might make another genshin side plot where it’s just the reader making cinnamon rolls for everyone, but she constantly gets interrupted by everyone else in the house.
Might have spurred up since I’m making them irl, might even post a full recipe at the end if I make this something I actually write
Let me know if you want this?
This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)
the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!
Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…
Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.
Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!
Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!
The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…
Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!
Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!
Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?
Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?
Y/n: okay
Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…
Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!
Then you three teleport away.
I feel like if I were to go to a sagau for Genshin I would be watching all my cats be treated like royalty as I just sit unnoticed in the background
Oh fuck, so I just started a quest in fontain… Istg the characters are becoming self aware and I’m both happy and fucking terrified!
Also, oh the fic ideas are coming to me lol!
Part 10
The ceremony had started and the fake body was thrown down causing the chaos….
You decided to do something that probably would be seen as really bad-
First you ran away from the scene of the crime with the Traveler and Paimon when Ajax jumped in to save the three of you, and then shit mainly happened like cannon until the four of you meet up with Zhongli…
“You must be Zhongli from the funeral parlour!” Ajax said, “yes that is correct” Zhongli replied, “you….” Y/n said staring at Zhongli, “oh- hi y/n-” Zhongli replied getting confused looks from the other three in the room, “did you do as I said?” You asked, Zhongli nodded quickly, things happen like they should in this meeting…
the Liyue part of this story is not over! Have a lovely day bye!
This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!
Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!
Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.
Childe: we can change that-
Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao
Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-
Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-
Childe laughing his ass off
Xiao: please-
Y/n: what the hell-
Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…
They both frowned and left the room
Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*
Yeah that’s what happens in this one!
I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!
Zhongli attempting to swindle y/n into being an adeptus
That’s the prompt!
Y/n: so you’re telling me you want to make a contract with me so I’ll be an adeptus?
Zhongli: yes
Y/n: what’s in it for me?
Zhongli: what exactly would you want?
Y/n: …yeah what I want is not achieved easily even for celestia
Zhongli: oh?
Y/n: well I won’t become an adeptus, but I will lend help if truly needed… would you care to know my conditions and sign a contract?
Zhongli: …I feel as if I will regret this but yes
Y/n: allow Barbatos to date your son, and allow your son freedom to do as he pleases in new spare time he has…
Zhongli: ‘on one hand it’s good for Xiao to have more freedom and time for himself… but on the other…’ why Barbatos?
Y/n: bitch- have you seen how they are together- honestly I’m surprised they aren’t together and fucking yet-
Zhongli: ah… I see your point, okay I will sign the contract.
Y/n: okay here’s the form!
Zhongli: how-when ???
Y/n: not telling but sign!
Zhongli: fine.
Ah yes a skit that’s cute!~
Have a lovely day I hope you enjoyed ;)
Ah yes another weird thing I guess!
Focalors no!!!
Neuvillette: miss do you know why you are presently in court and what crimes you have committed?
Y/n: yes’nt
Neuvillette: *sigh* you were found guilty for multiple offences and crimes, for instance: illegally entering private property, stealing from chests, disrespecting our archon statues-
Focalors: off with her head!
Everyone gasps in horror at that, Neuvillette turns white as a ghost.
Y/n just sits there blankly staring at Focalors.
Neuvillette: Focalors no!
Focalors: Focalors yes!
Before he could retort she created blades with water and swiftly cut of y/n’s head…
Everyone gasped and then it went silent as pink blood spilled like water from a creek…
Then laughter could be heard from the body as she reattached her head, she smiled still laughing.
Neuvillette: how?!?!
Y/n: It’s a secret!~
Y/n: anyways thanks for playing along Furina! I hope this entertained you!!
Focalors: you’re welcome y/n! It was funny seeing everyone’s faces! Especially the Traveler and that ginger who’s up next!~
Aether: y/n you bit-
Y/n: that’s my cue to leave bye!!!
Let’s say when Childe told Zhongli and the boyfriends what happened, the boyfriends had to physically restrain him from throwing a literal mountain at you….
Hoped y’all enjoyed this weird thing! Have a lovely day!
Warning for people, this contains stuff besides swearing that you may find uncomfortable to read about!
So I’ve just today remembered that periods exist, and since mine is decently irregular I was thinking about y/n’s first period since being in Teyvat… well this is the prompt lol.
Y/n waking up both Zhongli and the boyfriends as well as Traveler and Paimon with a shrill scream…
Everyone rushing into her room to see a lot of blood on her bed…
Everyone fucking panics while Zhongli just stands in the doorway like ‘wtf this shouldn’t have this reaction it’s normal for women’
Zhongli: y/n why’re you panicking… you’re on your period- I thought this was normal for human women-
Xiao, Venti and Paimon: what?!?!?? This doesn’t seem normal!
Aether now sitting on the floor: oh yeah I forgot, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve had to deal with a girl on their period…
Y/n starting to cry from the faint cramps: I forgot that this could happen okay!!! It’s been fucking 500+ years! I haven’t had my period since isekaing into this damn world!!!
Everyone besides y/n: you know what we’re not going to question that right now…
Zhongli: I’ll get Ajax and go buy you some stuff- you four stay and comfort her-
Aether: me and Paimon have to head back to Inuzuma and finish up with the anti-raider shogun training, so those two will be with y/n…
Paimon: oh yeah! Paimon forgot about that!
Xiao: what do we do-
Y/n: I’m going to go clean myself and hopefully find something to dull the pain and something akin to a pad to aid me until Ajax and Zhongli are back-
Zhongli: good idea, I’ll try to be quick.
Venti: I still don’t know what’s happening but I feel like I should.
Xiao: I don’t know what’s happening either!!
Y/n: don’t worry… I’m fine but could you both get me pain medication from bubu pharmacy?
Xiao and Venti: sure!
And so everyone left y/n in the house to get situated…
‘I’m so embarrassed!! I wonder if I could just snap my fingers and my bed/sheets will be clean…’ y/n thought, and so she tried and it didn’t work properly, she should of taken the sheets off first is all I’m saying…
Yeah she just ended up bathing and by the time she was done Zhongli, Ajax and the boyfriends were back with the stuff you needed thankfully…
Sorry if this was shitty, I’m overly tired, more so than I should be- anyways have a lovely day Huns!
This is not going to be apart of the sagau I’ve already made sadly, because it clashes with themes I want to write but have this au thing of an au lol
So the idea is: y/n, Aether and Paimon get dropped off with Thoma and end up being granted access to the first island before going on in the quests there, thing is when you finally find and confront Ei on the next, she has a figurine in her hand that’s painted, “oh fuck!” You say before cowardly hiding behind Aether in the kimono that Thoma bought you, Ei looks at you then panics before bowing after recognising you… “what brings you here all knowing one? And why are you against me..?” She says stopping her bow, everyone there turns to look at you surprised, “Shogun it’s been 200 years… don’t call me that anymore!!” You say quicker than you would have liked, “that doesn’t explain why you’re here and with the enemy of eternity…!” She replied starting to show a cold fury… “Shogun! If I was able to let something like this slide I wouldn’t! You cannot continue the vision hunt decree! Don’t you know the suffering it is causing!?!?!?!!” You say starting to get pissed off, you were fed up with the vision hunt now more then when you played through it in the game… “I challenge you to a duel! When I win you stop this madness and open the boarders of your nation again!” You say going towards her, the traveler tries to stop you with Paimons help but you shrug him off, “so be it..!!” She says getting out her katana, you end up grabbing a katana as well, you two circle each other before you go in, then it all ended with Ei on the ground blacked out, you barely hit her and this was the result… you grabbed out a fan after putting the katana back, everyone stared at you in complete shock, “Wahhh!!!” Paimon exclaimed in astonishment, “y-y/n?!?!?! Wha-how did you do that so easily! You made it seem like nothing!” Traveler said still overwhelmed and shocked by the situation, “ah… guess I wasn’t holding back enough? Oops!” You say before giggling nervously behind your fan.
When Ei woke up she felt as if she were a dead walking incarnate, to say she felt bad was an understatement, “as to the terms of the Duel Ei.. I have won therefore until I inevitably die or until your region falls under a new ruler, you will cease the vision hunt decree and open your borders to allow more people from overseas access to your nation and to allow your people to leave your region. Correct?” You state as formally as possible, she nods in understanding, “Alright who wants me to make some desserts? I have some I haven’t had in quite a while so I thought this is the perfect occasion don’t you think?” You say cheerfully, everyone there nods in excitement…
That’s how you ended the trouble in Ei’s nation and also ended up accidentally making everyone have a dessert coma while having left over desserts…
Let’s just say Venti got to try all the desserts while you gave Xiao 20 plates worth of almond tofu lol.
So I hope you liked this if you’re still reading! Have a lovely day!!
Another thing that may as well be fully apart of my sagau Genshin fic lol! Enjoy~!
Y/n contrary to popular belief due to the never ending mora pouch and her working at angels share for a bit, actually does have a job that rarely needs her as often as before, she’s a commission writer but also writes original work, she goes by ‘Fanon Queenie’ for her pen-name, everyone in Teyvat if they aren’t isolated from the world completely and are over the age of 12 has at least read one of her books due to the massive amount of content she has covered in her original writings, anything commissioned to her usually only gets one copy, unless it’s specifically ordered as a multiple copy order, here’s a small scenario…
Diluc: I’ve been trying to get into contact with a writer to get something written for Klee, I would like something that she would enjoy…
Charles: which writer were you thinking of Master Diluc?
Diluc: Fanon Queenie, she has written a lot of good books in her years, I heard she takes commissions but also there’s nearly no way to contact her…
Y/n nearly choking in the background…
Y/n: Master Diluc, please come upstairs with me…
Diluc: sure?
Y/n quietly: I can get you that book from Fanon Queenie, she owes me a couple of favours so it’s cool…
Diluc: what? Wait you know the true identity of Fanon Queenie??
Y/n: yes what about it?
Diluc: I respect them not wanting more then five people to know who they truly are, but to know that you’ve met them and they owe you favours is unexpected completely…
Y/n: …. So do you want the book or not?
Diluc: yes greatly!
Y/n: okay and it’ll be made for kids, how many copies would you want?
Diluc: only the one is needed y/n.
Y/n: okay it’ll be with you probably within the next two or three months…
2-3 months later he had a beautiful and authentic Fanon Queenie original book for Klee, he was truly amazed, it had the official Fanon Queenie seal on the book… he was amazed and thanked you often for it in private or when the bar was quiet.
*me casually getting ready to possibly just make the reader in my story fuck up the Genshin multiverse even more by going on a reviving spree of quite a lot of people*
*me also knowing if I do this it can’t be actually apart of the sagau from Genshin I’ve been writing*
Someone help the ideas are getting to me! I should go write but I’m having ideas and writer’s block at the same time! Like how??? I’m so very confused!
This one might as well be apart of my story and it’s basically guaranteed to be the case but here’s the thing…
It’s 201 years before traveler wakes up and starts his journey….
Y/n arrives at Fontaine, and you know what ends up happening? She ends up trying to adopt all the melusines, yeah let’s just say Neuvillette and Focalors weren’t very happy… here’s what went down…
Neuvillette: do you know why you’re in the court today?
Y/n: no-
Focalor: you are here because you tried to adopt the Melusines…
Y/n: true-
Focalor: and you tried to physically fight Neuvillette for custody….
Y/n: maybe-
Focalors: you are hereby banned from Fontaine for 200 years…
Neuvillette: wait she’ll be dead by then-
Focalors: yes that’s the idea-
Y/n: ‘I’m going to keep my mouth shut now’
Focalors: someone please drop this woman off at the borders!
And so y/n got banned from Fontaine for 200 years…
201 years later when Traveler is in court for some reason, y/n bursts through the fucking door…
Y/n: I’m back bitches~!
Focalors: oh fuck yes someone entertaining!
Neuvillette: oh shit she’s back…
Y/n: did you miss me~!!
Focalors: I’m really happy to see you y/n! Sorry for banning you from Fontaine for 200 years!
Y/n: it’s fine I shouldn’t have tried to adopt the Melusines, or try to fight Neuvillette…
Paimon: wAIT WHAT?!?!??!!
Traveler: first everything that’s already happened… now this shit…
Neuvillette on the verge of a panic attack: celestia please no! Just noooo!!!!
Yeah that was a day no one that witnessed it could forget, oh yeah Xiao and Venti were watching both baffled and amazed at this…
Lol that’s the whole thing! Might rewrite this at a later date when I actually get to this part of the actual story! Have a great day!
Hey so my Genshin Sagau is still being written, but I have already written some ways things may go in the future or in the past, but any set in the future will most likely not be apart of the story, or it may if it fits.
Would anyone want to see them?
Parts 5&6
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“Y/n now that we’re able to talk, where have you decided to settle in Teyvat?” Morax asked as the two of you walked around Liyue, with him in his human form, “honestly I haven’t yet Zhongli, I’m still trying to find a place to settle and get a place built…” you replied, “if you want I could always help, there’s some lovely places in Liyue that I can get built up into a lovely abode for you” Zhongli said before you both sat down at a tea house, “that would be lovely, but if I settle in Liyue it’ll be near the border of Mondstadt, since when Venti is back I’ll be able to visit easily” you replied with a small smile, “oh… that could very well be arranged y/n, but before that what tea and snacks should we get?” Zhongli says starting to smile more, “how about some Jasmine tea with a random snack they have? I’ve never had Liyue food before and you can never go wrong with Jasmine tea usually” you state which causes him to chuckle, and so he orders the Jasmine tea and a snack he thinks you will enjoy, and you two enjoyed your little tea break at the tea house together.
You finally found a pleasant location to want to build at, and so you put down a teleport way stone, then you teleported back to Liyue and set off to find Zhongli, “Zhongli!!! Xiao!!!” You shouted happily running at Zhongli and Xiao before tackling them both into a giant hug, you scared them both half to death, “y/n don’t do that!” Zhongli scolds while he and Xiao hug you back, “sorry! But I found a place to build! Come on I’ll show you!!” You said teleporting the three of you before letting go of the hug, “tada!” You said while they looked at the place flabbergasted, “in all my years in Teyvat I have never seen this area before…” Zhongli stated while Xiao nodded agreeing with him, “let’s go over some plans for this home then y/n…” Zhongli said.
It took a year for the people Zhongli hired to build the place but damn was it beautiful and functional, you had a fully working hot water and cold water system that you made to implement, and the fact there was like five bedrooms besides your own bedroom, the kitchen was massive and also had a proper oven and stove that you imagined into existence as well as electricity that only worked in this abode, there was even a giant living room with space for couches and stuff, it’s amazing what you and some builders could make in this universe, and the bathrooms were something you could die for, like damn, “thank you so much again Zhongli!” You said clinging to him, “again you’re welcome y/n, but remember our contract, I have freedom to visit whenever, as well as Xiao, so remember that” he said teasingly, you nodded happily, “remember that you both have your own rooms to stay in whenever you want as well Zhongli and Xiao, okay?” You said while letting go of Zhongli to cling onto Xiao, “s-sure” Xiao said softly, “I know y/n” Zhongli replied before heading back to Liyue via teleporter, and so you had a place of your own with people who visit as they please, Xiao stays at yours at least most of the time since the place calms him for some reason and he refuses to tell you why…
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It was now getting closer and closer to the canon when the game starts… it’s only a matter of time, ‘oh god I’ve heard news of Diluc being born already, what am I going to do..! I’ve never felt so conflicted before!!!’ You think while your head is buried into a plushy of Rex lapis, “I’m so glad that Xiao gifted me this for Christmas a couple years ago..” you said sniffling.
Suddenly you got an idea! ‘What if I help Traveler and Paimon… that would be a good thing, they would progress and I could step in as needed… wait which sibling would be the traveler in this timeline?? Oh shit! I really hope it’s Aether but it could be Lumine… oh shit what about Wanderer!? Oh shit i haven’t thought much on me being here and changing shit! Oh no, oh no! Wait calm down it’s fine… nothing will change…! Hopefully…’ you thought, suddenly Xiao walked into the living room with Almond Tofu, he sat next to you and offered the plate to you gently, you sniffled once more, “take one.. you look as though you need comfort…” he said urging you to take a piece, “Thank you Xiao… what would I do without you” you said before biting the almond tofu and devouring it, he nods and hums, you cuddled up to him which made him flinch slightly, he slowly hugged you after putting the plate of almond tofu on the coffee table.
That’s how Zhongli found the two of you cuddling on the couch cutely tangled up, he was happy to know Xiao had someone to rely on besides himself nowadays, it was truly something he saw as good.
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There’s part 5&6!
Part 1 & 2!
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Dying by a car in an arcade was not exactly expected… like how?!?! Anyways…
As you sit in a pitch black void after your death, you heard a voice… “oh dear child… I’m sorry I wasn’t able to stop your death… I’ll send you to a world where you can live a life you have dreamt of… and as a gift you will gain the ability to become the strongest and do anything you wish child…” the mysterious voice said, ‘thank you’ you thought unable to do anything but hear, “child I have only one thing to warn you about… you will face those that will shock you… oh wait also immortality, bye my child!” The voice said, everything turned bright white…
You awoke in a beautiful forest next to a stream, you got up and walked to the stream to see your reflection, there you saw yourself looking 15 again but Genshin style, wearing a beautiful comfortable corset with a blue dress that stops where your thigh-highs end, ‘wow! My outfit looks similar to Venti’s almost! I love it!’ You thought while admiring yourself, once you were done you started looking around attempting to figure out where exactly you are, then you paused while seeing a bright light coming from the opposite way the sun just set, you walked over seeing bunnies run away from said area, ‘no fucking way! Is that Venti!?!?’, “eeee!” You squeal causing him to look your way, as he lands his eyes oh you he stalls, ‘oh shit he spotted me!’ You thought, you started blushing while embarrassed not noticing him walking up to you, he took your hand and kissed it causing you to short circuit for a second, “it’s lovely to meet you, but if I may ask why are you out here alone miss?” He asked tenderly, “a-ah well you see.. I just woke up somewhere near here a while ago… I’m lost and don’t know where I am” you say looking up to meet his tender gaze, which in turn makes you blush more, “would you care to accompany me miss..?” He asks, “s-sure! Also I’m y/n! What’s your name sir?” You asked kindly, Venti smiles which causes you to blush again, “I’m Venti… or you can call me love~, shall we get going..?” He asked just as tender, “s-sure Venti” you say shyly, he readjusted his hand so the two of you were holding hands softly, “let’s get going then!” He states happily while walking to Mondstadt with you in tow following like a small puppy.
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You watched Venti sing and play his lyre next to the apple stand, little kids watching in awe of him, ‘oh my god i just remembered what’s going to be happening… well fuck…’ you thought, “that’ll be 5 silvers for the bard~” you heard Venti say, you rummaged through your pocket and suddenly felt a pouch of coins, ‘oh thank goodness… oh wait he’s started another song so he’ll get his apple soon… might as well buy one for myself and some for later incase…’ you thought agreeing with yourself, by this time Venti was done and the man was about to start his next sentence before Venti called you over, “hello sir!” You say shyly to greet the man, “hello miss” he replied kindly before starting to talk with Venti again, you looked at the apples and picked a few before taking out the pouch of coins and asking him something, “how much for these 7 apples sir?” You asked still shyly, “70 coins” he said still being kind, “okay! Here you go!” You said giving him the 70 coins, you waited while they talked, just zoning out, suddenly you came back to reality when Venti took your hand and started leading you away.
Soon you found yourself in the crowd at the castle area where the nobles are, Venti still held your hand softly, he looked at you softly before he ran out of the crowd with you in tow, you got to see the woman throw the Harpstrum, ‘shit I zoned out again!’ You thought, you saw the brat of a prince walk near the Harpstrum, before he could reach it Venti let go of your hand briefly to pick up the Harpstrum so that the brat couldn’t, you zoned out again before Venti took your hand and he started running away with you and the Harpstrum… then on the run Venti face planted into Vanessa, and he let go of you, you and him both hid behind Vanessa, you zoned out again, ‘it’s soon that Mondstadt will be free once more, as well as Vanessa and her clan! I need to thank Venti when he does that!’ You thought smiling softly, Venti took your hand again, before the two of you made an escape…
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That’s the first 2 parts without any authors notes~!
Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!
It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!
Us, the reader with the same personality as Wei Wuxian or Lan Wangji from The Untamed!
WW!Reader: A lunatic who was mistreated by his family, has a little farm where he grows cabagges, carrotes, onions and radish. Loves wine more than anything, his hobbies besides drawing are playing flute and crafting amulets.
LW!Reader: Silent most of the time, doesn't speak unless spoken to, complete lightweight: Don't let Kaeya invite them to drink! The only one who knows what they are feeling is their sibling.
Random songs that Creator!Reader who loves singing would sing in the streets, trying to gain some mora you know!
Mondstath edition!
Churchyard - AURORA
Conqueror - AURORA
All is soft inside - AURORA
Angel by the Wings - Sia
Bird Set Free - Sia
Unstoppable - Sia
Alive - Sia
Sonne - Rammstein
Tag you're it (Instrumental) - Melanie Martinez
Running with the Wolves - AURORA
Breath of life - Florence + The Machine
Dog days are over - Florence + The Machine
Arcade - Duncan Laurence
Stiches - Shawn Mendes
Falling - Harry Styles
Elastic Heart - Sia
The Greatest - Sia
Conflict of the mind - AURORA
Your blood - AURORA
Zero O'clock - BTS
Love Story (Instrumental) - Indila
Golden Hour - JVKE
Golden - Harry Styles
Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey
Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey
Doin' Time - Lana Del Rey
Maneater - Nelly Furtado
Breaking Dishes - Rihanna
Castle - Halsey