Genshin Impact Sagau~!

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)

the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!

Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…

Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.

Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!

Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!

The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…

Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!

Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!

Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?

Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?

Y/n: okay

Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…

Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!

Then you three teleport away.

No, if this is my job then I’m not going to survive equestria

Immortal Hiccup au pt 1 and 2

Hiccup was born about 1000 years before the events of his original birth. Having a power to change his age and appearance to suit what is better in his opinion.

He has been around dragons for most of his time on this earth, they had much more time to be on earth then humans did. Hiccup learnt how to understand most dragons within his first 50 years on earth since they had seen him as something not so human which is fair in his opinion. He learnt that dragons could live up to Thor knows how long due to hearing that a dragon has been alive since what the dragons called the giant lizard era. Though sadly that dragon is not around anymore due to humans, a shame really he would of loved to know more about the giant lizard era. (Dragons in this au are cousins to what would later become dinosaurs and todays mammals and reptiles)

Hiccup managed to be on berk during the time his cannon mother was supposed to give birth in the form of a 5 year old due to him preferring this form. Anyways Valka gave birth to a girl that looks like Stoick.

5 years have passed and hiccup finds Berk fascinating because of everything that has happened to the villagers and the village. So he made the woods his home.

Hiccup decided to go into the village one day since he was bored and didn’t want to explore the forest since he knows it all to well now. He walked into the village in his 5 year old form getting a few stares from people until he bumps into Stoick, now to Stoick Hiccup looks a lot like valka but with his own eye colour. Being that this was really weird to the chief he asked hiccup who’s child he was. Hiccup not having parents for over 900+ years had said he had none, Stoick told hiccup to follow him and hiccup followed without questions due to still being bored.

Stoick brought Hiccup to his house to let Valka see him. Valka was shocked seeing a boy who looked her daughters age that looked nearly the same as her but with freckles and Stoicks eyes.

After the shock died down Valka asked if hiccup had parents, but hiccup gave her the same answer as he had given Stoick before.

Skip 10 years to cannon events Hiccup is a haddock now and Valka left when she was carried off by a raid 9 years prior.

I will leave this chapter here as to have abit more suspense for chapter two :)

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Chapter 2

The night was the one he would shoot Toothless down on. Being nearly the same as cannon but the difference being Hiccup could understand Toothless. Skip to when hiccup finds Toothless in the cove after the first meet.

“A new dragon type” Hiccup whispered to himself slightly to loud gaining the dragons attention. He had decided to give Toothless the fish he brought for him. Still being giddy about a new dragon type hiccup watches toothless for the day after the fish thing in the original movie.

Skip to right after the fight with the red death, due to not needing to change much about anything else for the plot.

They are sitting in hiccups room talking about things when hiccup asks toothless about basic information like what toothlesses age is and if he has a mate since it’s completely slipped hiccups mind to ask before.

“I’m not a very seasoned night fury age wise I guess, I mean I’m only something like 1100 years old” Toothless explained to hiccup with a smile.

“So what about you how old are you Hiccup?”

Not expecting anything substantial for a human he was suprized.

“Funny thing Toothless i myself am about 1000 years old due to being immortal” Suprize fading Toothless is now hellbent on knowing more about his human.

So this is the end of the chapter. I’m thinking of making this full on Toothcup instead of just having them as best friends. Plus I enjoy the ship.

This

Imagine if reader decides to teach the aranara some swear words 💀

Would be especially funny in sagau (imposter ver), just imagine the archons, except for Nahida, trying to find you but ending up dealing with very angry walking cabbages who cuss every 2 sentences

Venti: "Please! We just want to visit their Excellency-"

Arama: "Big nara, Arama suggests that nara shuts his goofy ass up before Arama kicks his ass all the way back to Sarva :]"

Just had the random urge to start writing a reader or oc isekai/reincarnation into the dcu, but it’s omegaverse and the person decides to fuck around on that universes tumblr and Ao3 just to end up as a conspiracy blog and once in a while they’ll drop something like ‘Batman’s totally an omega, and here’s why’ or something.

Maybe I should just write omegaverse lol

I’ll eventually start updating things again! Also I should probably make a master list…

Modern EPIC the musical & Percy Jackson crossover au but Twitter part three

Credits to the au & who made it in part one

Katsuki reincarnated into Avatar: TWOW part 3

“*English*”

“/Japanese/”

“Navi”

;their sign language;

Katsuki’s POV:

I was waiting with my siblings when the sully kids called out to us, my siblings waved them into the water as to make them follow us, the older kids seemed a bit nervous but they did so anyway, once they were closer my siblings dived and started swimming to the area we’ll be using to teach them our ways. The sullys dived after us attempting to keep up.

;follow us, we’ll show you around; Tsireya signed, the sullys were confused by this, it was evident in they way one of the girls tilted her head.

The one I noticed originally pointed up to the surface and then they all swam up, I followed them, ;let’s check on them; I signed to my siblings, they both nodded and followed me to the surface.

“Are you okay?” Tsireya asked worriedly.

“We’re fine, thank you” the one that I found beautiful said with a smile.

“What’s with that finger talk? We don’t speak that” the younger man said, I rolled my eyes at him.

“Well, if you didn’t realise that talking under water was a bad idea for multiple reasons then you should get your brain checked, we all learn to communicate to some degree this way so hunts and other stuff can go better when under water” I replied before either Aonung or Tsireya could, this made Tsireya shake her head at me, Aonung was just laughing at the looks on the sullys faces.

“We’ll need to teach you how to breathe properly before you can truly do anything” Tsireya said.

The sullys nodded and followed her while me and Aonung stayed at the back and trailed behind.

Once we reached our destination I was left to teach the one I was wanting too.

“I would like to introduce myself to you Katsuki” they said.

“Go for it” I replied with a smile.

“My name is Neteyam, and I hope we can get along” Neteyam said.

“I also hope we can get along” I replied with an even bigger smile.

“Now let’s get to training!” Neteyam said with a smile and slight flush on his face, I nodded and started the lesson.

Have a lovely day~!

Life stopped, life restarted in another world..?

Chapter one

Readers POV

‘I can’t believe Ive been here for two weeks! Life here is so nice besides the Queen making the dragons raid the village, I know that the dragons have to but it’s still not good for anything involved… I’m just lucky I haven’t been in a fight with a dragon myself…’ I thought while kneading bread dough.

“Y/n! I’ve told you that you already do so much! Go take a break!” Valka says to me with a stern face.

“But Valka! I feel like you and Stoick have done so much for me! The least I can do is help with the cooking and cleaning!” I replied feeling bad.

“Fine..! But at least take a break once in a while.” Valka said with a sigh.

“Plus, this is barely anything, so don’t worry Valka! Plus don’t you like my cooking?” I stated.

“I do, and it’s helping a lot” Valka replies.

“You’re a great cook lassie, she just feels like you’re doing more than a guest should, and not to mention her cooking skills don’t really-“ Gobber says while walking in with Stoick before he gets cut off by Stoick giving him a stern look him.

“What he means to say is we appreciate you cooking and cleaning” Stoick says to me, still slightly annoyed at Gobber.

“T-thank you!” I said, my voice stuttering.

“Okay time to change the topic, anyways are you here for dinner Gobber? It’ll be done in an hour if you are” I asked trying to lighten the mood.

“Yes I am lassie, I’m looking forward to try the food these two keep raving about, I heard you know recipes that contain something called a toma- something?” Gobber asked interested.

“I’ll gladly tell you different things that are good to make with Tomatoes!” I replied happily before explaining things I could make…

*time skip*

Third POV

“Stoick, when are you going to have people start building Y/n’s hut, the lass has been living with you and Valka for months” Gobber states confused at his friend.

“Me and Valka… like having her around, she brings more light to our lives” Stoick replied.

“Ohhh, the lass has herself a place in both you and Valka’s hearts, would it even work for the three of you, together I mean” Gobber asks slightly concerned.

“Well we haven’t told her yet, but we plan to ask her soon” Stoick replies happily.

“I wish ye three luck then” Gobber says with a small smile.

*time skip, again, only like a day though*

Readers POV

‘Why did I have to be grabbed by a dragon in the woods- god I wish I could understand dragons-‘ I thought before hearing… a voice..?

*“Geez this female is so calm, isn’t she that Viking that kiln said was crazy and trying to kill him with part of a tree..? Shoot did I grab the wrong female!”* the dragon said making me startled.

“Holy shit- did you just talk..? That’s so cool! Oh my gods!!” I say out loud which shocks the dragon carrying me.

*“you can understand me..???!”* the dragon says astonished.

“Oh my gods! You actually did talk! And I can understand you!!” I said giddily.

*“Were you the one that joined in to attack Kiln when the male Vikings were fighting him..?”* the dragon asked.

“Ah, yes, yes I was, I would like to apologise to- Kiln was it?- about that, I heard screaming and I thought he was a bird when I attempted to attack…” I replied slightly embarrassed.

*“im sure he’ll forgive you, he’s a nice dragon when not following the Queen’s orders, so don’t worry!”* the dragon replied with a slight purr.

“Thank you, and what’s your name..?” I asked since I don’t want to continue calling him ‘the dragon’ in my head.

*“my name is Terra, I’m a spike tail”* Terra replies happily.

*“you aren’t a normal human besides being able to understand me, huh?”* Terra asks confused.

“I’m not, truthfully I’m not a real Viking and haven’t ever been… but that’s not the point, how did you know..?” I asked.

*“You remind me of a tribe of people I was told about, fierce warriors who disliked hurting dragons”* he replied.

“Ah, there’s a few of those outside the archipelago, I’ve never met them sadly, I wish to one day if I can though” I explained happily.

*“What do you know of dragons miss?”* he asks after we land safely on a sea stack.

“That there’s a lot of species of you guys as well as a Queen as well as kings of dragons you might follow, I know you follow the Queen, I don’t blame you guys for attacking all the villages but I wish it could stop!” I replied confused at his question.

*“Most dragons don’t know a lot about the world, that Queen who some follow is a tyrant, if I had a choice I would abandon her… she even expects us to execute the dragons that are… ones that aren’t worth keeping around, or ones that are deemed dangerous because they can become like you…”* he states looking sad.

“I’m sorry you had to deal with that, it’s not fun I’m guessing…” I replied sadly.

*“it isn’t… most of them are dead, they might even be fully gone…”* he says.

“Is it okay if I ask how they could become like me..?” I asked softly.

*“Well to do so they have to have died and survived… I don’t know how else to describe it…”* he replied.

“Wait, what..? Does that mean I can?-” I tried to ask.

*“Wait what, you did that already..? Well the way to transform from what I was told once is to concentrate on becoming something other than your normal form… but that might be wrong, it’s been years after all, but it should be worth a shot..?”* he replies.

“Should I try now..? Worst that happens is I can’t change” I say.

*“You should try, but I don’t know if it will work…”* he replied with a slight nod.

“Okay let me try..!” I replied before starting to focus…

*“!!! Female- what did you become-!”* he says startled.

*“It worked! Wait why does it feel like I’m covered in a full body blanket..?”* I said before looking Terra picks me up suddenly.

*“don’t worry I’m just taking you to a pond to look at you new form…”* he says to my panic.

*“oh! Thank you Terra!”* I replied relaxing slightly.

*“here we are! Just look”* he says after we land.

*“EHHHH?!?! I’m not a dragon! This is a dinosaur..?!?!? How in the world?!?!?”* I say confused as hell.

*”I don’t know, maybe it’s because you weren’t a dragon first..? But that form looks pretty and fluffy!”* he says happily.

*“Aww! Thank you Terra! Also it’s getting late, could you drop me back near where you found me..?”* I asked kindly before switching back to normal.

*“Sure, also if you ever want to do this again meet me where I originally snatched you..?”* Terra asks hopeful.

“Sure Terra! I’ll happily hang out with you again! How about in seven days?” I replied after we took off.

*“that works with me!”* Terra says happily.

‘I’m glad I made another friend..! And I’m so happy I found out about being able to change into an Utah-raptor!! Best day so far!!’ I thought happily before he quickly dropped me off in the forest…

“Y/n!!!!!!! Where are you!!” I heard coming from the village.

‘Shit’ I thought before running as quickly as I could to the village.

“There you are Lassie, the Chief’s been looking for ya! Go before he comes to get ye” Gobber states.

“Ah! Okay! Thanks Gobber!” I quickly said before running off.