Fuck This Shit - Blog Posts

Maturing is wanting to go feral but knowing you'll regret it and that you need to conserve energy to get through the rest of the day

Sleep is the despairing soul's opioid

Bro my boyfriend's house just got hit by lightning the fuck

Whelp I just heard what was either a gunshot or a car backfiring and I want to go home now, america is so fun

I hate popular girls, they're mean as fuck for seemingly no reason other than their own amusement

No better way to express yourself than to vent in your note app

Just walked out of a church meeting because the adults were arguing and being passive aggressive and it was scaring me, might fuck of and never show my face again

I was upset because I'm in an amphitheatre at art uil and it's taking forever for the award ceremony but one of the other schools just started playing duck duck goose and made a freaking conga line

Update: they are now singing bohemian rhapsody

Another update, about 30 min from the original post: they played Marco Polo

One of them just went up and said everyone's art was amazing and good job :')

Two of them stared slow dancing

Kazoo line

They played rock paper scissors

There's are kid in a fedora

They did the mocaraina in a line

They got a laser pointer

Nothing like mean girls at school to make you feel bad about yourself!

Man I fucking hate people everyone in choir, they're so mean to the other people (the noticeably autistic kids and the blind girl), they are so mean to them, the girl doesn't realize they're being mean to her and they don't stop when the others tell them, none of the teachers treat them like people it's so weird and upsetting but if I say something I'm scared they'll make me part of the joke and I can't go through being the punchline again

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away, and right now he's gambling with my last ounce of patience

Getting hives from stress, gotta love finals 🥲

EDIT: it was FUCKING CHICKENPOX

I have to make a fucking foldable for a major grade in English class, WHY?! I could easily do a multiple page essay with properly cited sources (this project is "so we learn how to cite correctly) like we're sophomores what the fuck do we need to be making a college level career pamphlet for?! Just have us write a damn essay this is so unnecessary and stressful! She thinks just because she gave us a week to do this it's MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME. ITS NOT, she talked every day for a fifth of the period expecting us to pay attention, and I'm in her loudest class and I have fucking ADHD and autism! I can't handle working in that class on a normal day much less one with no structure! And it's not like I can do it at home because it's right before finals so EVERYONE is giving us giant projects and I need sleep! I can't even work on my chrome book because it won't support the apps I need my family doesn't have the extra money to get me a decent computer or laptop and the school library is closed for fucking testing! I was just starting to be healthy and get sleep and eat a decent amount of food at regular times and not replace water with energy drinks and then this shit hits me like a bus! I hate school and I hope whoever makes this system goes through 10 times the mental and physical agony that american students and (most) teachers.

Man I hated school people are mean for no reason I wish I could just go home and draw, school is the only reason my depression gets so out of control, I hate it here I don't want to die I just can't keep living like this

My dog kept me up all night and used my comfort hoodie as a pillow so now I'm tired, angry, furry, and I smell like a dog

Who the fuck said it was a good idea to force kids to only have natural hair colors I swear to god I feel like I'm killing myself for someone who doesn't give a shit about me just so they can feel comfortable in their own little world it makes me want to kill myself because of them I hate school

Dont you just love it when you have a headache and forget you can do something about it

“What do you know about infectious diseases?” -teacher

“They spread” -person

“Does that make sluts diseases?” -me

yk you're living the 'elite' uni experience when;

•you didn't sleep all night

•currently barely opening your eyes

•your only meal was half of a snickers bar

•you're cold

•head spinning 7/24

•will have a breakdown if you think too much or think at all honestly

•on your last $10

•everything hurts

•have no friends

•anxiety 7/24

•fucking adhd

•a bit anaemic

•your way of preparing for exams is looking at the course material, cursing yourself for not starting earlier and crying cause everything is hard and you feel dumb

•have i mentioned existential crisis

•crying

•lots of crying

•going numb

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

If someone hails the Soviet Union they can look at my left ass-cheek

i swear i was being sarcastic

I've been unconscious so many times its ridiculous

first aid class was lit

Is my dad only nice to me because he slept with my mom?

me 5 seconds before receiving disappointed looks

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TALKED TO EACHOTHER IN A POOL IN SINGAPORE WHEN THEY WERE GONNA BECOME TEAMMATES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CARLOS SAID CHARLES IS ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE TEAMMATES HE'S EVER HAD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN ASKED WHAT WILL CHARLES MISS THE MOST ABOUT CARLOS, HE SAID JUST CARLOS THE PERSON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN???????????????????

LIGHTYEAR SPOILERS

just saying emperor zurg was hot asf until his identity was revealed like he went from daddy😻 to dad😟???

Apparently men are now chanting “your body my choice” at women. Fuck