Sleep Is The Despairing Soul's Opioid

Tried to draw megamind in math class without a reference instead of paying attention

I hate popular girls, they're mean as fuck for seemingly no reason other than their own amusement

My moms getting married today and "I'm surrounded by idiots."

If something in your life isn't working just aggressively threaten it til it starts working again, tv remote not working? Slap it against your hand and threaten to throw said remote and TV into a volcano, bad grades? Insult yourself until your so outraged and angry you complete work out of spite, is your appendix causing you dibilitating pain in a late stage capitalist hell hole?! Threaten it with surgical removal and soul crushing dept!!!

Whelp I just heard what was either a gunshot or a car backfiring and I want to go home now, america is so fun

I feel like dog shit (mentally and physically), the only way im going to school today is if i have an IV full of caffeine

Anyone know why the school photographers make you take off your jacket/layered button down or headphones? Like these are things I wear everyday they're apart of me why do I have to take them off?

My kitten heard my stomach gurgle and had to make sure i was ok

If real life was dnd I would be a warlock with a very unfortunate choice of patron. My dad is the main reason I haven't died due my own stupidity so it's safe to say he would likely be my patron but because he's a Christian math teacher instead of magic or power he just gives me weird life advice and solutions to math homework and taxes

I hate scoliosis i wish someone would just snap my spine like a glow-stick