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Personality analysis

MBTI: ENTP | INTP | ENTJ | INTJ | ENFP | INFP | ENFJ | INFJ | ESTP | ISTP | ESFP | ISFP | ESTJ | ISTJ | ESFJ | ISFJ

Enneagram: 1 | 1w9 | 1w2 | 2 | 2w1 | 2w3 | 3 | 3w2 | 3w4 | 4 | 4w3 | 4w5 | 5 | 5w4 | 5w6 | 6 | 6w5 | 6w7 | 7 | 7w6 | 7w8 | 8 | 8w7 | 8w9 | 9 | 9w8 | 9w1

Gender: Non-Binary (Any pronoun)

Sexuality: Queer

Pick 3 favorites: Root beer | milk |whiskey | vodka | wine | tea | coffee | absinthe | bourbon | coke | pepsi | mead | liquid jalepenos | grog | glogg | apple cider | water

Do you hold back from your dreams? yes | no | rarely | sometimes

Do you consider yourself succsessful? Sure I mean for a high schooler I’m doing pretty good.

Favorite season: spring | summer | fall | winter

Tattoos? yes | no

Piercings? yes | no

Food: spicy | spicy (not hot) | bland | eclectic | seafood | everything

Country: Hahaha, ‘Merica.

Is English your first language? yes | no| no, but am fluent

Best piece of advice you can offer: Stick to here an now, best not to worry about your past or future.

Best piece of advice you have received: Do not worry about what others talk about, if they chat about you, they must be too boring to talk about anything else. 

What movies make you cry? Literally E V E R Y movie. Love Simon really got me. PIXAR ENDS ME

Have you taken time to enjoy a glass of hot cider/other mulled drink this fall? yes | no

Are you sure you’re living the way you want? yes | no |

Pick two: suede | leather | satin | silk | polyester | cotton | wool | linen

Do you write? yes | no

What do you write? poetry | fiction | non fiction | speculative fiction | science fiction | biographies | notes | historical fiction | articles | research papers | n/a

What’s your aesthetic at this very moment? 90′s anime and cartoons, golden light, flowers mostly orange, space, mountains, the beach, freshly frosted cake, cats, and crystals.

What should you be doing right now? Anything besides filling one of these out. 

Are you going to do it after this poll? yes | no - I hope so.

What is a mindset you need to overcome? That I have to be better than others to be good enough, I never criticise people, but I sure a heckie criticise myself. 

Are you a "how could you possibly misunderstand me so thoroughly" NFP or a "how dare you know me at all" NFP

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

I am so sorry for not putting ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP, but there was only space for 12!!!!

You can always comment if you like any of those three with INTP.

Personally I don't think they will work out with INTP (as an INTP myself, I am not fond of people with those types that much....so)

An INTP view of life: Part 3

ENFP: what if we press both the accelerator and the break at the same time?

INTP: the car takes a screenshot, you want to see?

ENFP: yes :)

ESTJ: Get the fuck out of my car, both of you.

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INTJ: do you hate it that people are calling us the "sociopathic twins"?

INTP: Not really, it makes us seem even more unapproachable and intimidating. Look at the bright side, everyone will avoid us and leave us alone!!!

INTJ: that's true. I would actually prefer that. Look ENTP and ENTJ are fighting again, want some popcorn?

INTP: *HIGH FIVES*

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ISFP: How do I tell my crush I like them?

INTP: is your crush someone you think is out of your league?

ISFP: yeah....I think so

INTP: don't worry, tell them you like them and if they turn you down I have booked flight tickets for you to move to another country.

ISFP:....should I not be worried?

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ESTP: hey, I heard you are a chemistry student.

INTP: let me guess you are wondering if I have a meth lab in my basement

ESTP: Of course not, I am not accusing you of that!

INTP: *leans in* My prices are fixed, 50% off for a six months subscription.

ESTP: I like your attitude!

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MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:

ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone

ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes

ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke

ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem

ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time

INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day

ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you

INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you

ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies

ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't

ISTP: just too cool

INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out

ESTP: fights with you for fun

ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain

ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell

INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with

16 personalities on Valentine's day:

ENFJ: outside the house of S.O/Crush and telling them they love them with a bunch of gifts

INFJ: shyly giving their S.O a poem they wrote about them

ISFJ: making home made goodies to give to their S.O and spending time with them

ESFJ: gives "I love you" cookies to random lonely looking strangers

ISFP: confessing to their crush with a backup plan to move to another country if they got rejected

INFP: celebrating the day by reading fan fiction on their favourite characters

ISTP: does not care, unless they do, then making their S.O's day by showing affection

ESTP: is celebrating Valentine's day everyday

ESTJ: finds out it's Valentine's day at late night when their S.O is mad at them

ENTJ: takes S.O on an elegant dinner and tries to be as nice as possible

ISTJ: sends a "happy Valentine's day" message to S.O hoping that's all they got to do

INTJ: "look at them. They're holding hands. I want them dead"

ESFP: a Valentine's day themed party that's open to everyone

ENFP: goes out on a roadtrip with S.O and does all the things they want

ENTP: refuses to take or give gifts to S.O by saying "Valentine's day is a capitalistic holiday that's celebrated so that multinational companies can make a ton of money out of people's love for eachother"

INTP: what do you mean by "Happy Valentine's day" are you saying today is St. Valentine's birthday? I told you I am not interested in theology----

I CAN SEE IT RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.

INFJ: Let’s slow dance.

ENFP: [does the macarena at ¼ speed]

She’s got a smile to light up the room.

The Analysts decided it’s time to go out in style.

i've taken the mbti test a couple times and everytime i've taken it ive gotten either infp or enfp and i just can't believe how much i relate to almost every character that fall under either of those