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~shy extroverts~

I am so sorry for not putting ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP, but there was only space for 12!!!!

You can always comment if you like any of those three with INTP.

Personally I don't think they will work out with INTP (as an INTP myself, I am not fond of people with those types that much....so)

MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:

ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone

ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes

ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke

ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem

ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time

INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day

ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you

INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you

ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies

ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't

ISTP: just too cool

INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out

ESTP: fights with you for fun

ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain

ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell

INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with

ENFJ: would you jump off a cliff if I did?

INTP: yes

INTJ: yes

ENFJ: don't ever jump off a cliff! Both of you!

INTP: I don't need provocation to jump off a cliff, life's not worth it anyways.

INTJ: If I am not jumping off a cliff, I am pushing you in, because you are annoying the fuck out of me.

ENFJ:....

ENFJ: guys are you okay? We can work out the issues together by being vulnerable with eachother!

INTJ: *to INTP* do you want me to push him?

INTP: Yes, please.

16 personalities on Valentine's day:

ENFJ: outside the house of S.O/Crush and telling them they love them with a bunch of gifts

INFJ: shyly giving their S.O a poem they wrote about them

ISFJ: making home made goodies to give to their S.O and spending time with them

ESFJ: gives "I love you" cookies to random lonely looking strangers

ISFP: confessing to their crush with a backup plan to move to another country if they got rejected

INFP: celebrating the day by reading fan fiction on their favourite characters

ISTP: does not care, unless they do, then making their S.O's day by showing affection

ESTP: is celebrating Valentine's day everyday

ESTJ: finds out it's Valentine's day at late night when their S.O is mad at them

ENTJ: takes S.O on an elegant dinner and tries to be as nice as possible

ISTJ: sends a "happy Valentine's day" message to S.O hoping that's all they got to do

INTJ: "look at them. They're holding hands. I want them dead"

ESFP: a Valentine's day themed party that's open to everyone

ENFP: goes out on a roadtrip with S.O and does all the things they want

ENTP: refuses to take or give gifts to S.O by saying "Valentine's day is a capitalistic holiday that's celebrated so that multinational companies can make a ton of money out of people's love for eachother"

INTP: what do you mean by "Happy Valentine's day" are you saying today is St. Valentine's birthday? I told you I am not interested in theology----

An INTP view of life: part 1

ENFJ: good morning my sunshine!

INTP: I just went to sleep.

ENFJ: It's 11 Am

INTP: time is an illusion.

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ESTJ: you have got to start your work.

INTP: nah

ESTJ: you have six hours till the deadline

INTP: six hours! I learned morse code in that time during a flight.

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ISTP: you know we can conserve more energy and live longer if we don't move

INTP: I guess so. You wanna live longer?

ISTP: are you kidding?

INTP: yeah, I know living is the root of all our problems.

ISTP: wait, what exactly is our problem?

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INFP: sometimes I see my reflection and feel sacred that no one will know the real me.

INTP: interesting

INFP: that I will live in a world full people who don't understand the reason of existence.....that we might have nothing to live for.....that everything is worthless

INTP: are you having an existential crisis?

INFP: yes...

INTP: happens to me six times a week, here have some tea.

INFP: maybe you understand me.

INTP: I am very good with people's thinking, I see through them.I just don't like to go near them. How about you don't hug me?

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ENTJ: I will become the absolute best version of myself!

INTP: so you mean, you are not the best?

ENTJ: the best version of MYSELF

INTP: so there's a lame you, a cool you, a stupid you, a nice you....wait nice one doesn't exist

ENTJ: when I will be incharge I will make sure you rot in a dungeon

INTP: well that's where the best ideas come from. I don't mind it.

ENTJ: I can't believe you infuriate and amuse me at the same time.

What is your ideal life?

ESTP: do every illegal thing there is without going to jail.....

ESFP: living the dream in Las Vegas...for free

ENTP: being a philosophy professor so I can debate all my life with my students and get paid for it

ENFP: do everything I ever want and not being called "weird" and "unrealistic"

ENFJ: have lots of friends with problems, so I can solve their problems.

ESFJ: live a happy life with my family,friends, significant other and kids

ESTJ: being able to shout at my incompetent subordinates without being called a menace

ENTJ: world domination

ISTP: live in an island with good internet connection

ISFP: being an appreciated artist

INTP: staying at home and not have responsibility for anything

INFP: being able to live out my life without thinking about all my embarrassing moments that replay in my head every night when I try to sleep....

INFJ: being able to turn down people when they ask for help all the time without feeling guilty

ISFJ: having lots of cats and world peace

ISTJ: a stable job and a stable family

INTJ: There is no ideal life here. My plan is to leave earth for a better planet.

ENFJ: why don't you smile more?

INTP: I don't see the point in smiling.

ENFJ: there is no point in that, it is just more welcoming.

INTP: I don't want to seem welcoming.

ENFJ: you can make more friends.

INTP: you can also make enemies.

ENFJ: how about this, you can't avoid people all your life, you have to live in society.

INTP: not if there is no society.

ENFJ: that sounds....sus

INTP: I am totally not building a robot army to take over human population and start a sci-fi war to eradicate humanity.