He Will Get Allen Wrenches

Ishimaru: I'm a bad boy!

Oowada: All you did was show up late to class by a millisecond.

Ishimaru: *attempts to flex muscles*

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

Damn, you got me. Gonna blow myself up with kerosine.

What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketi Boolognese!

[kiibo voice] Hi, I'm K1-B0, and you're watching DanganRonpa season 53! *draws the shape of the kuma eye with a laser and blows up the school*

(kiibo voice) welcome to the baby shower

Farewell online privacy

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ahaha hey who's that

roald dahl, a moron and antisemite: and then matilda's powers went away cause she didn't need them anymore

danny devito, a beloved icon: and matilda kept her powers cause she was a cool as fuck little autistic jewish girl