ahaha hey who's that
roald dahl, a moron and antisemite: and then matilda's powers went away cause she didn't need them anymore
danny devito, a beloved icon: and matilda kept her powers cause she was a cool as fuck little autistic jewish girl
I'm trying to prove something.
[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]
haha hey wait a second
Toujou: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?
Ouma: Okay, one, I don't have friends. Two, I'd still jump off without anyone else. And three, don't use overused clichés.
oh shit that's me
on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
Souda: *walks in* Hey, how y'all-
Cham-P: *growling*
Souda: *screaming like hell* GETCHO FUCKING HAMSTER BITCH-
Tanaka: It don't bite.
Souda: YES IT DO GETCHO-
I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!
Saionji: Nurses are shit jobs. Why does trashy pig barf like you enjoy it?
Tsumiki: I love healing the ones I love!
Tsumiki: I enjoy seeing them recover!
Tsumiki: *in a much darker voice* And I especially crave watching my despised slowly dying as I give them placebo pills that are supposedly cures but are really cyanide and/or hydrogen peroxide.
Saionji:
Tsumiki:
Saionji: *screaming*
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
It's a shame he was killed right off the bat.
I wonder if someone will get pissy about this pun.
no offense but leon deserved so much better