Reblog To Make Him Lose Another 200 Billion, Like To Make Him Lose 1 Billion

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

I dunno bout you, but I feel like feminism should mean equality for women and men and not just men being bad

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

夢の中でも DON'T STOP THE RADIO

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

If someone is having trouble with their phone's text-to-speech, their phone will always catch my voice perfectly!

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

From the Jackson 5 to Mozart, you are guaranteed to find at least one song from La La Land and at one point I think I found a part of the Emoji Movie's soundtrack

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

my favorite part of the funeral is when the pastor goes "it's mourning time" and mourns all over the coffin

Pineapple and anchovies are actually tasty pizza toppings

rb w/ a controversial food opinion