Sam Would Say-”i’m Not Gonna Have It”

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

this is important research data.

Memes to come out of spngate/spn s16 thus far that I can remember:

Super mega turbo hell

Homophobic Jackles

DestielPutinElection

Lamp

Tree

Onion

Party city wig

Dean getting nailed

Carry on wayward son evanescence cover

All cars go to heaven

Sam's blurry wife

Heller Jackles

Jensen release the tapes

Rancid nuts

Spanish dub supremacy

Bilingual dean winchester

Rogue translator

Obama is a Heller confirmed

Jensen x handprint

The 66 seals of Gay

Theller Swift

Adam Williams the vfx guy

Misha Collins/Bill Clinton sex scandal

Go diane winchester

The Beastiary aka dean's diary entry

Instructions unclear I fucked the micheal sword

Ally Sam Winchester

Wait what's Supernatural?

Destiel hasn't been home in a few days

Here's how endgame Sastiel can still win

Feel free to add.

Ryujin

because i followed this course instead of my university

i managed a good job. hehe.

long distance love

drifting away

A chasm has opened up All paths have failed What cure is there now for broken hearts? The happiness that never was mine May it be yours, it wherever you go My desire is, for you to live, And for your hopes and dreams to come true

May your world never reflect the barrenness of mine

each and every memory of yours is etched into my heart The way you would smile at me The way you would whisper to me that “You belong only to me” God only knows how it came to this pass How we came to be driven apart

I abandoned everything for you I burnt all my boats to come here to you But you never became mine You simply walked away I don’t know where you disappeared, taking my heart with you

Where would I go? I’m still right here I’m present in every beat of your heart You’re in my dreams when I sleep In my thoughts when I’m awake At each and every moment, you’re with me My heart beats for no one but you Now it will never belong to anyone else I am saying goodbye

I am saying goodbye

I am saying goodbye

I am saying goodbye

look from far.

drifting away

A chasm has opened up All paths have failed What cure is there now for broken hearts? The happiness that never was mine May it be yours, it wherever you go My desire is, for you to live, And for your hopes and dreams to come true

May your world never reflect the barrenness of mine

each and every memory of yours is etched into my heart The way you would smile at me The way you would whisper to me that “You belong only to me” God only knows how it came to this pass How we came to be driven apart

I abandoned everything for you I burnt all my boats to come here to you But you never became mine You simply walked away I don’t know where you disappeared, taking my heart with you

Where would I go? I’m still right here I’m present in every beat of your heart You’re in my dreams when I sleep In my thoughts when I’m awake At each and every moment, you’re with me My heart beats for no one but you Now it will never belong to anyone else I am saying goodbye

I am saying goodbye

I am saying goodbye

I am saying goodbye

Geometry of the Universeby Prelkia, Jean-Marc

what an anlysis. but this ep does not exist.

Ok so as of 21:15 UTC, 21st November, there have been

2,053 Total User Reviews for the Supernatural series finale, "Carry On".

Of these,

1,335 have been 1 (of 10) star reviews, while 546 have been 10 (of 10) star reviews.

That's 65% & 27% respectively.

I mean, I guess those numbers are bad enough on their own but believe it or not they're actually an improvement on this afternoon's picture, where the divide was closer to 70-20.

Now obviously, the reception looks bad, doesnt it? Yes? Yes?

Yes.

But what's worth noting is that even dealing strictly with these 2 extremes, & handing the advantage over completely to the positive side (I.e. the 10/10 ratings), you end up with something like this-

1⭐ - 65%

10⭐ - 35%

I.e. a 4.15 ⭐ average.

But the average rating is 6.6/10. I would've taken the distribution of the ratings directly but I dont see any means to access it on imdb (maybe I'm just dumb).

Which leaves us to infer indirectly from the data above, that the people rating the episode positively, aren't reviewing as much as the people rating it negatively.

From over 7,000 ratings, let's try and estimate the general distribution of responses & see how it compares to that of the subset which reviewed.

Again, dealing strictly with extremes, we can reduce the problems to two variables for which we have 2 linear equations available

Let x be the percentage of 10/10 ratings, & y that of 1/10 ratings, then

10X + Y = 6.6

X + Y = 1

I would've gone for a linear programming solution but there simply are not enough constraints without removing the other 8 variables from the equation.

So basically in an only extremes scenario, u have 38% of the audience responding negatively to the episode, while 62% are satisfied.

62% said 😍🤣😝🤔🤫😮😯😲😭😊😭😊 instead of 🙂🙂🤨🙃😶😪😴😴😴😴😴

62% said 10/10.

An almost completely inverted image of the reviewer response.

Its

Interesting.

There's really nothing this proves. True to the spirit of statistics, this was mostly pointless. All that can be substantially concluded is that at the very least, the people who were disappointed by the finale felt far more strongly about it than the people who weren't. The people who cared more were the ones left heartbroken. Whatever that's worth.

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what is art if not transformative?

@kissing-chefs : another flag for capitalism.

What ISN'T FanFiction?

This episode is a meta fanfiction discussion between ChaosBlue and Neel.

Happy Sunday, ya’ll! We’re a bit behind with regular episodes this month due to scheduling conflicts, but we’ll be back on track very soon. In the meantime I’ve dropped a new bonus episode today!

This is a meta discussion between me and Neel.  We discuss the peculiar nature of fanfiction and wonder aloud if it really differs all that much from what we would call ‘original’ published fiction. We talk about the powerful influence of corporate publishing channels and the way corporate power shapes literary elitism, which in turns shapes the cultural narrative of art and literature.

Thank you for coming on the show @kissing-chefs!!