I Can't Believe I'm Saying This But....Al You're A Genius

I mean I ain't sayin its Floyd and Jade but-ya

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

Guys Idk what I'm more scared of. The fact that Crowley might not send Yuu home or

Disney might make ikemenfied hot versions of Jasper and Horace.....help 😥

The Kiss, today (23/10/2012) in Marseille, France. 

Two young women kissed in front of anti same sex marriage/adoption protesters. 

I really wanna write a reunion now after reading this lol

This isn't a request but after reading its time to go home. How do you think everyone would react to the reader leaving? I know malleus would all be even more depress knowing that his only person who didn't know his identity had left

This is something I could potentially work on! 

But in short, here’s what I have so far:

The first years would be gloomy. Very gloomy. They’d have no mood to do absolutely anything. Ace and Deuce would be more quiet and less interested in fights and whatnot. Jack would try to hide his true feelings but often times people could notice that he wasn’t himself. Epel and Sebek would still go about their day but they would be less motivated to do anything. If they happened to have a gathering, they would try their old antiques in making one another laugh but nothing will work. They would also just stare into nothingness and think: ‘What’s the point anyway? (Y/N) isn’t here to enjoy this with us.’

The dorm leaders would try to not dwell on your absence too much. They would carry on their duties as usual. But they knew, oh they knew alright, they knew that it wasn’t the same without you. After all, their lives were saved by you! They wouldn’t have overcame their overblottings if it wasn’t for you. They will still try their best in their duties but often times they would just give up early on.

The seniors would notice their respective dorm leader’s gloominess and would also be affected by it, after all, you were acquainted with your seniors and you also did have a strong bond with them. Sure, they would try to support their dorm leaders but nothing was working. They too were getting sadder and sadder each day.

Grim. Grim will have it the worst. You were the only reason he could be a student in Night Raven College. You were the only reason he could stay in Ramshackle Dorm in the first place. He would probably not be living at Ramshackle Dorm as he needs supervision, so he would often spend the night at other dorms, under the supervision of either the dorm leaders or the dorm members. The creature would come back to Ramshackle Dorm everyday, hoping, wishing, needing you to be there. He had hoped for a miracle to see you. 

However, they all had two things in common, one, was neither one of them has smiled ever since you left. Two, they all missed you dearly and wished you came back.

Should I write this in full? Or I’ll just leave it as it is? :’) 

true true, can't wait!

Hmm, had a thought earlier on, but if we do see the first years move to the second year, there could be a chance that we'll see their unique magic then

Insufferable

Art credit: hanada_09

“Leona-san, are you really not gonna attend [Name]’s wedding?”

Somehow, the question managed to drive the knife in the lion’s chest deeper than he expected. It wasn’t because of the silent expectation in Ruggie's tone, or the fact that he might disappoint you for his absence. For all he knew, you might’ve invited him out of politeness.

As much as he wanted to believe that you did it because you wanted to shove your marriage in his face, he couldn’t. Because he knew you weren’t petty. And because he knew that you considered him as your precious friend, despite his less than pleasant treatment towards you.

A friend. Not the husband he should’ve been, or the ex he could’ve been. Just a friend, because he purposefully trapped himself in that title to avoid further pain.

Because he couldn’t accept the fact that someone had truly loved him for who he was, regardless of his position as the second prince.

Clicking his tongue exasperatingly, Leona rolled to his side. “Of course not. How many times are you gonna ask me that? Should I plaster it on your forehead instead so you’ll remember?”

“Geez, it’s not like that, Leona-san.” Ruggie huffed. “You know that she’s expecting you to come, right?”

“Well, I still don’t want to come.” the lion grumbled stubbornly.

Rubbing his forehead in frustration, Ruggie finally exhaled a resigned sigh. “Fine, then. Whatever you say…”

The door clicked shut, and for a moment, a thick silence permeated the room. Peeking out from his pillow, Leona slowly grabbed the black and pink invitation from the table and reread it for the umpteenth time.

Lilia Vanrouge and [Name] Vanrouge.

Tch, that Draconia’s mother hen finally got married, huh? Leona frowned as he unconsciously gripped the paper, leaving a crumpled mess in his palm.

“You’re annoying me. Go away.”

“Don’t you have anything better to do than disturbing people’s sleep?”

“I don’t need your useless worry. So what if I failed a class? It doesn’t concern you, anyway.”

Sighing, he put the invitation back to its place and closed his eyes. If only he could rewind the time… if only he didn’t say it…

“Is that it? Is that why you’ve been bothering me lately? Because you ‘like’ me?” Leona smirked, eyeing your bashful expression. “Heh, can’t say that I’m surprised, though. But I can’t be bothered to humor other people’s silly crush, so, no. I won’t be your boyfriend or whatever.”

Shock and hurt flashed in your eyes before you looked down disappointedly. “Yeah, I know you’d rejected me. But at least… at least give me a chance, will you? I promise this’ll be worth it.”

“That’s what they say before they break up.” Leona’s pessimistic murmur poured more salt to the wound. “In the end, they regret their decision.”

... Would you still want to date him? Would you marry him instead?

“I see…” you whispered dejectedly. “Well, I hope you find someone who’s worthy of your time, then.”

Leona wouldn’t say that he didn’t sense your sadness, but he chose to ignore it instead.

Had he looked up, though, he’d definitely see the tears that glistened your tender eyes.

Had he looked up, though, he’d definitely see the dirty glance Lilia sent to him when he spotted you running from his usual napping spot.

But, as always, Leona couldn’t be bothered to notice those ‘silly’ things.

“Ah, damn it. Just go to sleep already.” he huffed to himself once ten minutes had passed without him being unable to fall as quickly as he used to. He couldn’t even close his eyes without imagining your beaming face, clad in a pure white dress that illuminated your tearful eyes and a bouquet in your dainty hands.

Blissful tears, not the hurt tears he’d caused you that time.

And then, you’d clasp Lilia's hands – not Leona’s – and utter the vow that would bind your lives forever.

You and Lilia. Not you and Leona.

I’m really insufferable, aren’t I? The lion sighed to himself before drifting into a fitful sleep.

Send this to the 12 nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get 5 back you must be pretty awesome. 💘 (you're amazing either way)

Bro............😢 u gonna make me cry...

Twisted Wonderland

Prologue 1 in a nutshell

MC: Where hell am I–why the hell am I in a coffin?! Am I finally gonna see Satan-senpai?

Meanwhile...

Devil kitty: BURN BISHES BURN! OI hooman! Give me yo clothes or you gone get barbecued!

MC: OH HELL NAH I AIN'T GETTIN KILLED BY A RACCOON DOG *runs*

*At hell the library*

Devil Kitty: Haha! U can't run from me now hooman!

Birb dad: WHIP OF LUS-er LOVE! (kInky😏)

Birb dad: U hooman, must go meet smexy bois er get sorted into a dorm.

*at Mirror Hall*

Red Ciel: break the rules or it's [OFFU WITHYO HEADDO!!!]

Kinky Takoyaki: I will support u pOor unFortunaTe soUls, cuz u all don't have any brain cells.

Smexy Scar: *yawn*

Crusty lil queen: where the hell is daddy

-er the Headmaster?

Geeky shy boi: he probs took a shi-

Birb dad: I'M BACK BITCHES. Now u go to the Magic Mirror and get sorted.

mAgiC MirrOr: sLytTerhIn -er this person has no magic nor soul, so they have no dorm.

Devil kitty: How bout u make me a Mage instead of that hoebag! Besides I can make great barbecue WAH!

*barbecues the Mirror Hall*

Moody Rich boi: OI BITCHES MAH ASS. IZ ON FIRE!!!

Kinky Takoyaki: Ok kitten is getting a lil naughty~(😏) this call's for sum discipline. Wat do u say Rideru-san?

Red Ciel: Ugh fine! Let's go fight some pus-er Cat.

That's all hoebags, hope u enjoy. YERT

Dude the feelssssss😢

Listen to this while reading? I got the inspiration from this song that I really really love!!

"Is everything in order?"

"Yes, young master, the flowers are now in place, the food has been prepared and tested." The servant bowed his head. The Al Asim's young heir smiled to himself, pleased.

"Good! Everything should be perfect!" He said, his crimson eyes lighting up.

Kalim looked especially excited with the upcoming event, a smile on his face as he went around to check that everything was alright.

"Are you satisfied with the results, young master?"

"...yes. I hope he is too."

──────⊱◈◈◈⊰──────

(Name)...

That one name of the person he loved. The one who never failed to make his heart skip a beat, putting a smile on his face and making him feel so happy. Being with them is nothing but pure bliss to Kalim. Every moment they spent together sent him to cloud nine.

The best feeling in the world indeed.

He'd do absolutely anything just to be with them. But so would Jamil.

Kalim isn't as oblivious as most would think. Perhaps it was because of his dear friend's overblot that opened his eyes to his feelings. He could clearly see the adoration in Jamil's eyes everytime he looked at them.

"Do you like (Name)?" Kalim asked and the answer came quick.

"Yes." 

That was all he needed to hear. 

Jamil loves (Name) and Kalim was his wingman. But he never told anyone about his own feelings. Not even Jamil...but some were still able to see through him.

"Why?" Azul had asked him one day. "You know he'll stand back if you said it."

"I know. If I did...he would've smiled and offered his help. I don't want to take something away from him again." Was his only reply.

It pained him more than anything to watch them fall in love. Seeing Jamil spend time with the one he likes, receiving the love that would've been his, and yet the worst part was seeing the smile that he cherished directed at someone other than himself, sent a thousand bolts of lightning to his heart. 

But above it all, what hurt the most was when (Name) accepted. 

"Kalim."

"Yeah?"

"I think I love Jamil."

"Re-Really? That's good news, (Name)!"

──────⊱◈◈◈⊰──────

"Congrats, Jamil, (Name)! I wish you all the best of years together. From your best man and friend. Cheers! To the newlyweds!"

"To the newlyweds!" 

The smile on their face was enough for Kalim. Jamil's happy and so is (Name). That was enough. He was satisfied.

...except he wasn't.

Late that night, after the celebration when all the guests had gone back to their homes and it was only him left...a bitter smile made its way to his face and a tear escaped his eye.

"If I didn't stand back...if I told him you were mine and confessed to you...would you have been mine instead? Would I be the one you kiss? Would you look at me like that too?"

Kalim sighed, putting down the wine glass he held onto a nearby table.

"Well, at least you have Jamil now. He'll make you happy...keep you satisfied. I wish you all the best.."