I Mean I Ain't Sayin Its Floyd And Jade But-ya

Insufferable

Art credit: hanada_09

“Leona-san, are you really not gonna attend [Name]’s wedding?”

Somehow, the question managed to drive the knife in the lion’s chest deeper than he expected. It wasn’t because of the silent expectation in Ruggie's tone, or the fact that he might disappoint you for his absence. For all he knew, you might’ve invited him out of politeness.

As much as he wanted to believe that you did it because you wanted to shove your marriage in his face, he couldn’t. Because he knew you weren’t petty. And because he knew that you considered him as your precious friend, despite his less than pleasant treatment towards you.

A friend. Not the husband he should’ve been, or the ex he could’ve been. Just a friend, because he purposefully trapped himself in that title to avoid further pain.

Because he couldn’t accept the fact that someone had truly loved him for who he was, regardless of his position as the second prince.

Clicking his tongue exasperatingly, Leona rolled to his side. “Of course not. How many times are you gonna ask me that? Should I plaster it on your forehead instead so you’ll remember?”

“Geez, it’s not like that, Leona-san.” Ruggie huffed. “You know that she’s expecting you to come, right?”

“Well, I still don’t want to come.” the lion grumbled stubbornly.

Rubbing his forehead in frustration, Ruggie finally exhaled a resigned sigh. “Fine, then. Whatever you say…”

The door clicked shut, and for a moment, a thick silence permeated the room. Peeking out from his pillow, Leona slowly grabbed the black and pink invitation from the table and reread it for the umpteenth time.

Lilia Vanrouge and [Name] Vanrouge.

Tch, that Draconia’s mother hen finally got married, huh? Leona frowned as he unconsciously gripped the paper, leaving a crumpled mess in his palm.

“You’re annoying me. Go away.”

“Don’t you have anything better to do than disturbing people’s sleep?”

“I don’t need your useless worry. So what if I failed a class? It doesn’t concern you, anyway.”

Sighing, he put the invitation back to its place and closed his eyes. If only he could rewind the time… if only he didn’t say it…

“Is that it? Is that why you’ve been bothering me lately? Because you ‘like’ me?” Leona smirked, eyeing your bashful expression. “Heh, can’t say that I’m surprised, though. But I can’t be bothered to humor other people’s silly crush, so, no. I won’t be your boyfriend or whatever.”

Shock and hurt flashed in your eyes before you looked down disappointedly. “Yeah, I know you’d rejected me. But at least… at least give me a chance, will you? I promise this’ll be worth it.”

“That’s what they say before they break up.” Leona’s pessimistic murmur poured more salt to the wound. “In the end, they regret their decision.”

... Would you still want to date him? Would you marry him instead?

“I see…” you whispered dejectedly. “Well, I hope you find someone who’s worthy of your time, then.”

Leona wouldn’t say that he didn’t sense your sadness, but he chose to ignore it instead.

Had he looked up, though, he’d definitely see the tears that glistened your tender eyes.

Had he looked up, though, he’d definitely see the dirty glance Lilia sent to him when he spotted you running from his usual napping spot.

But, as always, Leona couldn’t be bothered to notice those ‘silly’ things.

“Ah, damn it. Just go to sleep already.” he huffed to himself once ten minutes had passed without him being unable to fall as quickly as he used to. He couldn’t even close his eyes without imagining your beaming face, clad in a pure white dress that illuminated your tearful eyes and a bouquet in your dainty hands.

Blissful tears, not the hurt tears he’d caused you that time.

And then, you’d clasp Lilia's hands – not Leona’s – and utter the vow that would bind your lives forever.

You and Lilia. Not you and Leona.

I’m really insufferable, aren’t I? The lion sighed to himself before drifting into a fitful sleep.

I can't believe I'm saying this but....Al you're a genius

Yo Disney should’ve just hired me with my small brain

“We share one brain cell, and it’s ALWAYS on the fucking floor.”

- Yuu of the Ramshackle Dorm

Got a commission done on this sheepy girl, so here’s her refs!! Honestly, can’t wait to get started on her journey. She’s on the androgynous side, so…expect there to be some misconceptions. 

Out of all my characters, Yuu’s has got to have one of my most favorites, with the sheep aesthetic and big sweater. When she isn’t scolding Grim for being a huge brat, she’s spoiling him with canned tuna.

She’s pretty quiet and shy right now, but the instant you piss her off, she WILL threaten you.

Hell ya!

A bit of a twst hc that came up when I was talking with my sis:

Since Vil’s in the Movie Appreciation Club, he probably posts movie reviews from time to time on MagiCam, and maybe those movies earn a good reputation because his followers all go and watch those movies

😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

WELP OFF I GO EMBARRASS MYSELF YERT🤣🤣

Ok....

I know I have rickrolled alot of people so I'mma make a deal. If I reach 60 followers,

I will make a cover of Never Gonna Give You Up.

YALL WANTED A COLLAGE AY

well here you go :3 💫more edits💫

me: *is a simp for both Trey and Yuba Vegetable Spring Roll*

me: I FEEL VERY ATTACKED 😭😭😭

Hmmmmmmmmm

Twisted Wonderland

Prologue 1 in a nutshell

MC: Where hell am I–why the hell am I in a coffin?! Am I finally gonna see Satan-senpai?

Meanwhile...

Devil kitty: BURN BISHES BURN! OI hooman! Give me yo clothes or you gone get barbecued!

MC: OH HELL NAH I AIN'T GETTIN KILLED BY A RACCOON DOG *runs*

*At hell the library*

Devil Kitty: Haha! U can't run from me now hooman!

Birb dad: WHIP OF LUS-er LOVE! (kInky😏)

Birb dad: U hooman, must go meet smexy bois er get sorted into a dorm.

*at Mirror Hall*

Red Ciel: break the rules or it's [OFFU WITHYO HEADDO!!!]

Kinky Takoyaki: I will support u pOor unFortunaTe soUls, cuz u all don't have any brain cells.

Smexy Scar: *yawn*

Crusty lil queen: where the hell is daddy

-er the Headmaster?

Geeky shy boi: he probs took a shi-

Birb dad: I'M BACK BITCHES. Now u go to the Magic Mirror and get sorted.

mAgiC MirrOr: sLytTerhIn -er this person has no magic nor soul, so they have no dorm.

Devil kitty: How bout u make me a Mage instead of that hoebag! Besides I can make great barbecue WAH!

*barbecues the Mirror Hall*

Moody Rich boi: OI BITCHES MAH ASS. IZ ON FIRE!!!

Kinky Takoyaki: Ok kitten is getting a lil naughty~(😏) this call's for sum discipline. Wat do u say Rideru-san?

Red Ciel: Ugh fine! Let's go fight some pus-er Cat.

That's all hoebags, hope u enjoy. YERT

Sweetheart, this is Productive. Periodt

i need to find a more productive use of my time.

I SECOND THAT HIGHLY

Ghost Marriage!!! My favorite event so far :D