the reason “dog” is “god” spelled backwards is because “god” and “dog” are opposites. unlike god, dogs do not care what sins you have committed
transmeds be like “i’m on the side of science and logic” and then do absolutely no fucking research
my feet hurt why did i do this
my teenage rebellion is not wearing socks with my converse even though my mom told me to
yeah, right. how can I be attracted to girls when I can’t even talk to them?
dad: what’s it called?? picture fuck????
me: f-facebook...?
dad:
dad:
dad: yeah
you’re a cisgender, heterosexual, heteroromantic man??? what the fuck stop microlabeling
you can’t fuck with bitches who use all pronouns you call them “it” and they’ll put on clown make up and drag you into the sewers
get fucked transphobes i have a set of nipples society says i should wear a bra over and a set of nipples society says i shouldn’t wear a bra over so what gender am i???
i am physically incapable of selling any of the snails in animal crossing
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