you can’t fuck with bitches who use all pronouns you call them “it” and they’ll put on clown make up and drag you into the sewers
i put the BI in BISEXUAL because i’m TIRED and now going to LEAVE
someone walking their dog: *waves at me*
me, grabbing worms off the road and putting them in the grass to save them: um,,, im just,, they’re just very polite,,
babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf
what is my personality
look at her
sorry i cant hang out tonight i’m busy developing agoraphobia :(
it’s the sexiest job
if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?