Had A Long Intense Dream Of Making A Sandwich In Which Most Of It Consisted Of Me Buttering The Warm

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread

Had A Long Intense Dream Of Making A Sandwich In Which Most Of It Consisted Of Me Buttering The Warm

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Decided I’m Gonna Get This Printed As A Poster And Just Hang It Above My Bed So Each Morning I Can

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2 years ago

King Julian is nandor and Maurice is gulliermo. I have been spoken to by an entity to bring this message.


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1 year ago

fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat

1 year ago

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

A Bride Without A Head And A Wolf Without A Foot

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2 years ago

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately


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2 years ago

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.


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1 year ago

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

1 year ago

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

1 year ago

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

2 years ago

Me and my roommate going delirious with laughter breaking quiet hours bc of school and the impending darkness of our dorm

Me And My Roommate Going Delirious With Laughter Breaking Quiet Hours Bc Of School And The Impending

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