Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread
decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice
King Julian is nandor and Maurice is gulliermo. I have been spoken to by an entity to bring this message.
fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat
Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately
Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.
Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation
Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes