Fuck Labels My Sexuality Is Just Dev Patel Using His Teeth To Drive A Knife Into A Mans Throat

Mexicans at their weddings

King Julian is nandor and Maurice is gulliermo. I have been spoken to by an entity to bring this message.

Can't Catch Me Now is markwardo coded

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

Need to start a support group with people who constantly have stomach aches

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

Me and my roommate going delirious with laughter breaking quiet hours bc of school and the impending darkness of our dorm

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

Kylo ren is an archeologist