Richard : What Did You Guys Get In Your Yearbook?

One of my “friends” asked me an interesting question.

Would I rather have the epic romance of my life or have a big of pile money for the rest of my life.

I choose the money and everyone started judging me.

Hey, romance is amazing, it’s exciting, its….Um beautiful.

But-

“The French are glad to die for love.

They delight in fighting duels.

But I prefer a man who lives

And gives expensive jewels.…”

And why shouldn’t I want that? My life, my rules.

Geez, I have to stop falling in love with every morally grey, broody dark haired man with a dark past I read about.

Honestly, Francis and Richard would vibe so much with "The Tortured Poet's Department"-----

Me at 13: ugh all these girls are soooo drama, I am different. I don't even wear pink and listen to pop songs. I guess I am 'not like the other girls'.

*cringe*

Me at 17: loves pink, doesn't like jeans and wears dresses and skirts, watches chick flicks, listens to mainstream pop, worships Taylor Swift, waits for the MET gala every year, loves gossip, watches Chanel, Dior, Balenciaga fashion shows, watches video essays on celebrity culture and media, follows fashion historians, hates sports, hates video games, hates most "boyish" activities and wishes I was in a Jane Austen novel or a Nicolas Sparks movie.

Me: I guess I am the other girls I used to talk about

"It's not about the want to die but the desire to simply not exist"

-Me, 2022

Gryffindor: So, guys what's our plan?

Slytherin: having a plan is lame, let's improvise.

Hufflepuff: it's Ravenclaw's birthday so let them decide....

Gryffindor: I was thinking Raven can do with some more friends, I will invite all my 300 friends to the party.

Slytherin: I was thinking about a masquerade. Something dramatic like Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: but guys they hate party or crowded event and noise...

Gryffindor: you know what I am thinking about...

Slyhterin: Fireworks!!!!

Gryffindor: it will be our best party yet!

Ravenclaw to Hufflepuff (via text): this is why I avoid people.

*TSH memes from incorrect quotes generator part 1*

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Henry , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Richard : Hey.

Charles : Hi.

Camilla: Hello.

Francis: Hey!

Henry : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Bunny: We were out of Doritos.

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Richard : Thanks fam!

Henry : oh no

Charles : *cries* I love you too

Camilla: Sounds fake but okay

Francis: *A flustered mess*

Bunny: can i get a refund

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Henry : Time for plan G.

Richard : Don’t you mean plan B?

Henry : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Charles : What about plan D?

Henry : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Camilla: What about plan E?

Henry : I’m hoping not to use it. Bunny dies in plan E.

Francis: I like plan E.

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The difference between my feelings towards "If We Were Villains" and "The Secret History" is completely opposite

When I read "If We Were Villains" I cry at how tragic the story is and when I read "The Secret History" I scream:

WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY REDISTRIBUTION OF MATTER, HENRY?

WHAT IS CHARLES DOING SLEEPING IN A FUCKING SNAIL?

COCAINE IN PARKING LOT OF BURGER KING? EXCUSE ME WHAT?

The tragedy of TSH is the characters, I find IWWV more compelling in that department since the characters are more likeable. But the story and writing of TSH is so good! Both have their different charms and I appreciate both of them.

Ps: I think Oscar Wilde would have enjoyed both immensely if he could have read them.

I am so sorry for not putting ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP, but there was only space for 12!!!!

You can always comment if you like any of those three with INTP.

Personally I don't think they will work out with INTP (as an INTP myself, I am not fond of people with those types that much....so)

Julian: so you killed two people?

Henry: you can justify anything, if you do it poetically enough

Francis *wishpers*: wrong fandom Henry.