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i got dropped in an ocean... lovely

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

im happy to see a good omen in any form so imma do it

Many will not see this ever but...if the spirit of this post felt that you have a good heart, it will let you be lucky enough to come accross it. The legend says that if you reblog this post the kind spirit will protect you from something bad or bring something good to your life. If you don't, the spirit is not evil and will not punish you but they will probably think you are dumb af for letting such a good omen pass you by.

According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:

“Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.

Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.

Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.

Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.

From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”

This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.

Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:

Head low in the water, mouth at water level

Head tilted back with mouth open

Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus

Eyes closed

Hair over forehead or eyes

Not using legs—vertical

Hyperventilating or gasping

Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway

Trying to roll over on the back

Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder

So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.

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And glowing green eyes~

yo Danny Fenton he was just fourteen

wHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE

My father comes into the kitchen as im making noodles (im very hunger) and he goes to the snank box and grabs a twinkie then walks up to me and shows it off and then says out of fucking no where 

“if hostess had named these ding dongs how many people would eat it?” 

and im sitting here like im fuckin sorry why would you say that asljfsdfkjlfsdkja 

im hungry atm and i have no way to cope with this 

When the lunch lady's don't pay attention

i have never wanted to shoot an sdv crow as much as i have now 

im starting a new save to marry another bachelor ( i cannot bring myself to divorce and remarry on a file so multiple it is) and the crow went for my ONLY bean sprout ON WEDNESDAY alksdfjsladfjs like not the multiple cauliflower or potatoes or parsnips noooooooo just the only fuckin bean sprout sfaklsdjfas

i dont live in a area that freezes over but i find this immensely useful 

Happy (slightly belated) Christmas Truce @idiot-cheesehead-archenemy​!!

The piece I did was actually a bit of a combination of two of your prompts which were 

1. any kind of vampire content (vampire-flavoured ghost hunger counts) 2. halfas: now with 50% more body horror!

It’s definitely not perfect but i hope you like it~ 

Ok if you want to like 7 of my posts then I am going to like 17-70 of your posts, this is a threat /

That is the most reassuring threat I've ever gotten lmao