And Glowing Green Eyes~

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

One day a few years ago i adopted a couple of freshman and even after graduation to this day we still talk even if im chronically allergic to texting lmao 

one of my boys just called and had to make sure he knew he was gonna text me at 1 am on my birthday but missed it and then called when he was at work to make sure, im gonna cry (HES ALSO GETTING MARRIED SOON MY BOOYY) 

and on a funnier note i believe the other might just text happy one year older lmao cause this little turd on my graduation day hands me a starlord pin (im pretty sure he was the one who gave it to me, cause one gave me a starlord pin and the other gave me a deadpool one i loved them both) and he hands me the pin and says congrats your old like the little shit he was 

p.s. if either of you have found this the chairs still my favorite even if i have no idea where it is now lmao

im just gonna have this at closer reach for no particular reason 

going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

im broke man ;w;

YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOVE

For those like me who def need the help

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

saving this for inspiration purposes 

Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack

When the lunch lady's don't pay attention

I got ruby uwu

Which RWBY character are you quarantined with?

I got Nora!!!

i need this, k thanks

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic