My Father Comes Into The Kitchen As Im Making Noodles (im Very Hunger) And He Goes To The Snank Box And

My father comes into the kitchen as im making noodles (im very hunger) and he goes to the snank box and grabs a twinkie then walks up to me and shows it off and then says out of fucking no where 

“if hostess had named these ding dongs how many people would eat it?” 

and im sitting here like im fuckin sorry why would you say that asljfsdfkjlfsdkja 

im hungry atm and i have no way to cope with this 

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4 years ago

i dont even have words for this

Http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later
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http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T

4 years ago

qwq

FUCKING HELL HOW DID I?!

FUCKING HELL HOW DID I?!

HOW DID I MAKE THESE BEAUTIFUL HANDS?!

@wolfieskies25 @theniceprincess-tnp @ihaileysenpai @plushy16 @phoenixmeeka

5 years ago

pls im broke

You Have Been Visited By The Chan Of Wealth, Reblog This And You Will Have Money Come To You!
You Have Been Visited By The Chan Of Wealth, Reblog This And You Will Have Money Come To You!

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

4 years ago

XD I LOVE THIS 

Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2

Subs by Blitz Fansub

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

2 years ago

THE BIRD WAS ALSO RULED DEAD DKLSFJKLSDJFLKS DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO ADD THAT (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

4 years ago
Happy (slightly Belated) Christmas Truce @idiot-cheesehead-archenemy​!!

Happy (slightly belated) Christmas Truce @idiot-cheesehead-archenemy​!!

The piece I did was actually a bit of a combination of two of your prompts which were 

1. any kind of vampire content (vampire-flavoured ghost hunger counts) 2. halfas: now with 50% more body horror!

It’s definitely not perfect but i hope you like it~ 


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5 years ago

im broke man ;w;

wannabee-in-progress - Art and Extra
wannabee-in-progress - Art and Extra

ITS CROSSING MY DASH ON MY BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hello and welcome to my blog! If i draw it will most likely be a LOT of birds or mers or fish mostly. Enjoy!   And most importantly Technoblade Never Dies!

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