When Marlene And Barty First Heard “Love Was The Law, Religion Was Taught”, They Fell To Their Knees

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*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

“Truth, dare, spin bottles. You know how to ball, I know Aristotle. Brand new, full throttle. Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto. It’s true, swear, scout honour. You knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got her.”

Buts it’s Lily Evans writing about her boyfriend James Potter.

As much as I love Jegulus.., I feel like James realistically wouldn’t be able to be in that state of “I really really love him” and Regulus only being in “I mean he’s alright, I like his company” stage.

James is a simp but he also has standards, he loves love but he also knows that sometimes love is better left alone (Effie helped he come to the conclusion).

“I don’t think I love him anymore.” James spoke, he sounded terrified.

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“I’ve never loved anyone more than him.” Regulus spoke, he sounded terrified.

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Sirius looked at James and sighed,”I feel like I should be scolding you but it’s your heart and he was lucky to have you.”

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Evan looked at Regulus and sighed, “I feel like I should be scolding you but it’s your heart and he is lucky to have you.”

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“I know”

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“I know”

“He said, “I’m not a donor but I’d give you my heart if you needed it”. She rolled her eyes and said, “You’re a professional”. He said, “No, I’m a Good Samarita”.”

Buts it’s actually Jily.

Lily: just to be clear; I’m too smart to be seduced by you.

James: well that’s why I like you.

Dorcas: I dreamed about you when I was in my poison coma, I was all old and withered. But you were still nice and pink.

Marlene: you think I’m nice?

Marlene: you’re a fucking coward and I would have never done this to you. I would have never done this to you.

Can I also be an ally? I solidly swear.. ✋🙋‍♀️

THATS IT.

IM DECLARING WAR ON THE RIGHTHANDED PEOPLE AS OF RIGHT NOW

I HAVE BEEN BELITTLED BETRAYED BEGUILED SHUNNED AND MOCKED FOR BEING A LEFT HANDED PERSON

NO LONGER.

I WILL RISE ABOVE.

LEFTYS STAND WITH ME IN BATTLE AND HELP ME TAKE DOWN THE OPPOSITION

Lily “I can’t love you, anymore” Evans.

Pandora “I can’t love you any more” Lovegood-Rosier.