The Realest Crossover Would Be John Mulaney, The B99 Main Cast, AND The Fab Five All In One Show

gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes

You didn’t see that coming?

Don’t give a kazoo to an emo kid (credit: https://m.youtube.com/user/MeDinosaurGawjus )

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John Mulaney has checked himself into rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse. Addiction is a medical disorder and admitting you need help is one of the bravest things you can do. Jokes about John Mulaney's situation are at best inappropriate and at worst cruel. If I see anyone joking about this I will block you. Please join me in sending light, love, and healing to a man who has brought us all so much joy and laughter.

I don’t have any personal experience with this so I don’t think I can truly help but I am always here to talk and offer my full support!

I am trying to recover from a binge eating disorder and overeating, because I am overweight by many pounds that I will not name. The best way to get in shape is track my calories and exercise. I’ve been good about the better eating these past couple days, but the funny thing is I have been falling back into restricting and not meeting my minimum calorie count. How can I recover from a binge eating disorder and not fall back into restricting and purging, which is what really fucked my up in high school. It would be lovely if I could have a healthy relationship with food and my body.

THE ANSWER IS YES HOLY SHIT

Colors and Flavors

If red and blue makes purple… does that mean cherry and blue raspberry makes grape?

Person A: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Person B, eating cake at 3 am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

[tumblr]: Okay, truth or dare?

bloggers: Truth

[tumblr]: How many hours have you slept this week?

bloggers: ...Dare

[tumblr]: Go to bed

bloggers: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game

Someone please write this!!!!

All I want is two people to meet on tumblr and date but coincidentally just decide to talk and not meet or know each others real names and then somehow get set up as roommates by a mutual friend. It starts where the girl thinks the guy is a demon but then finds out he's the boy on tumblr and she tries to tell him throughout the week but it doesn't go well. Then he breaks up with her on tumblr because he "likes his roommate" and in some cute way he finds out that's her.