Person A: It’s Unhealthy To Eat After 7 Pm.

Oh, to have a homoerotic enemy who becomes so obsessed with destroying you that both of your lives intertwine together so deeply that you are inseparable, like two super nova stars circling each other until one day you inevitably crash and cause the destruction of both of you and the entire universe in the process

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Fact: The Winter Soldier can speak 30 languages

My brain: 30 different ways I’m gonna be turned on

They can never kill me if I keep eating crackers

cat when a friend of ours threatens to deport her

THE ANSWER IS YES HOLY SHIT

Colors and Flavors

If red and blue makes purple… does that mean cherry and blue raspberry makes grape?

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

bucky barnes buying an entire ranch and growing a dick-long beard after iw cause hes a hundred years old and he doesnt give a shit anymore. tony comes to him to ask him if he wants to join the avengers now and bucky goes “no thanks but i could acquaint you with my new team. meet tony bark, steed rogers and natasha romancalf. oh, and theres mark Buffalo” and tony just :) awkwardly and leaves forever

annabeth was written as a smart blonde to break the "dumb blonde" stereotype. annabeth being black is still breaking down stereotypes as black women and girls are often ignored and undermined in academic spaces

Robert about screen-testing with Tom