Gen Z Vernacular Really Is Just A Mashup Of John Mulaney Quotes Vines And Gay Jokes

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

How Animals Eat Their Food

Robert about screen-testing with Tom

Take this everyone, you deserve it

...what am I seeing?

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

He really liked Newt.

So I arrived at my MIT dorm today and was assigned a room for this week. THERE IS A RAINBOW PAINTED SMACK DAB OUTSIDE MY DOOR. I SHIT YOU NOT, A GIANT, FLOOR TO CEILING RAINBOW. If this ain’t a sign…