Dylan’s Reaction To Thomas’ Doctor Who Look Is Priceless

Oh, to have a homoerotic enemy who becomes so obsessed with destroying you that both of your lives intertwine together so deeply that you are inseparable, like two super nova stars circling each other until one day you inevitably crash and cause the destruction of both of you and the entire universe in the process

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

Dating Peter Pan in his true asshole ways would include

- “I’m cold” “Well jeez Y/n I can’t control the weather” “Yes you can bitch”

- Throwing a snowball at your face by accident

- Everyone is confused about your relationship dynamic

- “Pixie bitch” “Takes one to know one” “Peter that doesn’t even make sense”

- “Peter you can’t drink alcohol you’re twelve” “Shut up”

-Calling each other by your last names which confuses everyone even more

-You’re as evil as him and he finds it extremely hot

-”Okay pixie boy” “Okay witch bitch”

- “shut up I don’t even like you” “I know because you loveee me”

- “Wow you had a crush on me that’s embarrassing” “I know those were my darkest times”

- Constantly playing tricks on each other

- Peter telling you he has a daddy kink “Thats really ironic coming from the boy that never wants to grow up”

-Telling each other to smell things then shoving it in each others noses “It helps you smell it better” “You got frosting inside my nose”

-Peter wrapping you up in a blanket as he carries you places “Peter let me out” “Whatever you say burrito” “Stop calling me burrito”

-Peter affectionally calling you ‘burrito’ because he knows you hate it

- “Stop acting like a child” “I’m literally Peter Pan what did you expect”

- “You remind me of a cupcake” “I’m literally the most evil person you have ever met” “Okay then you’re a devils food cupcake”

-Wearing bright colored lipstick so you could leave marks on Peter

- Peter having the tendency of chucking blankets at you whenever he knew you were cold

look at me, just this once. look at me.

Sabrina (1954) dir. Billy Wilder

Coldplay, Shiver

Robin Hobb, Assassin’s Quest

The Noisettes, That Girl

Jodi Lynn Anderson, Tiger Lily

Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid

Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You; ‘The Shape Of It’

Lucifer (2016–2021), 4x09: Save Lucifer

Gileah Taylor, If You Can’t Tell

Robyn, Dancing on My Own

gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes

I just spit out my milk

Wake up babe, new gender dropped. 

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Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

allow yourself to be proud of yourself and all the progress you’ve made

especially the progress that no one else has seen

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