I Have Eyebags Because That's Where I Keep My Eyes

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Duvet and mattress

the objects to your immediate left and right are now this year's art fight teams. what's the theme?

Literally happened with my last partner

not really into feet stuff but i think i’d let a tgirl suck on my toes for a couple hours if she asked nicely.

This what being my friend is like. I also stop to look at trees and bugs

nothing dry abt the way i hump

Just let me hold ur spleen for a few minutes

she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs

The bed bugs in my bed are exotics

All my homies hate PETA.

You, a weary hero, battered by the road, must prepare for your final battle nonetheless.

You enter the temple, seeing if the holy conclave can provide you with some form of guidance.

Before you, is a prophetic looking woman. Boobs out.

"Aaaahhhh, young traveller" she says, gazing upon you, "I see you have come for the blessing of the gods. It can be found here. But it does not come so easily...."

Her hands wander down to her chest.

"On one teat, we have..... Victory!"

"And on the other...... Despair. Ruin."

She bounces both in unison.

"though mayst suckle from either... But only one. Lest ye risk the wrath of the gods."

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information