Just Let Me Hold Ur Spleen For A Few Minutes

@germanknifemommy

Where are they now: little German boy

this post explodes a transphobe

Funniest bot DM I've gotten. Like this actually got me interested cause like yeah I like granite. We can discuss granite

On one hand this would be amazing for bonding on the other poop water

i really don’t think we’re sexualizing enemas enough. tgirl who gently pushes her hand against your back as she lets the cold water seep into your delicate intestines.

Where tf are the transfems I need to fuck one (or two.., or three or or) but they're only on FUCKING TUMBLR not in the real world

Weird that we have so many catgirls and zero hagfishgirls with how every transfem I know produces nefarious slime

Making this post for no reason other than to announce to the world how much I fucking LOVE hagfish

They bring me so much joy. They occupy one of the coolest ecological niches. They are one of the few remaining members of an ancient lineage of jawless fish. They are the only animals (THAT WE KNOW OF) to have a skull but no vertebral column.

Conclusion: hagfish (and their relatives the lamprey) are FUCKING COOL and I think we should spend more time thinking about them.

A thrilling chase is underway

SO TRUE BESTIE

What's your favourite pickled vegetable?

DILL PICKLE LOVERS UNITE

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

Shoutout to gay furry hackers. In this house we support our troops 🫡