The Bed Bugs In My Bed Are Exotics

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Had this dream where I was at a waterpark and one of the "slides" was a vertical tube with spikes along the side. You just dropped down and stayed still until you hit water.

*save as*

*right clicks on you*

why are men so self conscious about their height when there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about like the lack of emotional intelligence

Yeah I need this. And if someone touches me wrong I bite

Breaking in your new girlfriend like you would a kitten, having all your friends come over and pick her up, touch her wherever they want, give her treats, so she gets used to it :)

anyone else starting to think they're never going to be normal

I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

Everyone needs to see this