Me Moment

Last year I taped sus jerma with glow in the dark eyes and teeth into the chicken coop to keep the raccoons away. He’s all sunbleached and moldy now.

Paint still works tho

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

everytime i come across this joke again it hurts to see the 0 notes because i thought i was an absolute genius for this joke and it would be perfect for tumblr

suck my w e e n

taire. taire. get out.

The music video for "Pop It Off" by Tyga and Lil Wayne appears to feature Jerma's chat (judging from the JermaVenus emotes)

i dont remember this anniversary event

i love putting together interests of mine despite how little sense it makes

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

Bleach

Tite Kubo