Last Year I Taped Sus Jerma With Glow In The Dark Eyes And Teeth Into The Chicken Coop To Keep The Raccoons

jerma treats us like we're a community college class that he's subbing for

Bleach

Tite Kubo

GNAWING ON MY FREAKIN BONES HES SO FINE

drew a lil something for my friend!! aesops trickster skin is so fun to draw..

@elvis-official explain yourself

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

hah yeah knock on wood for that good luck

*unzips pants and knocks on my pengis*

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

this youtuber having what is definitely a framed photograph of jerma on her desk in the background