If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago
-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall
-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"
-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)
-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag
-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic
-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"
-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"
this youtuber having what is definitely a framed photograph of jerma on her desk in the background
I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'
got a hair cut today and i had to keep myself from laughing because i randomly thought of that jerma bit where someone said he has no eyebrows and then he left to take a “pee break” and came back with his eyebrows filled in
some profoundness:
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
GNAWING ON MY FREAKIN BONES HES SO FINE
drew a lil something for my friend!! aesops trickster skin is so fun to draw..
Last year I taped sus jerma with glow in the dark eyes and teeth into the chicken coop to keep the raccoons away. He’s all sunbleached and moldy now.
Paint still works tho
he's WHAT???