Me: The Acolyte Is The Culmination Of Decades Of Thorough Misunderstanding Of The Story Lucas Was Telling

cunt dooku

These are the hands of fate

You’re my Achilles heel

State of Grace by Taylor Swift

princess Ahsoka princess Ahsoka princess Ahsoka

i'll do you one better than princess ahsoka: princess ahsoka with bodyguard barriss

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a case of you - joni mitchell

Ezra for the past 10 years:

noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

Anakin: *appears*

*Vader's theme plays*

Me (with increasing hysteria): What do you mean by that? Dave?! DAVE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

This is literally post-Naboo Maul. to mee

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

Reverse Star Wars AU writing challenge: every time canon fridges a mother, fridge the father instead. Every time a woman dies for the sake of Manpain™️, kill off the dude instead.

(I know this gets particularly complicated with Obi-Wan, because his woman-who-died-in-my-arms count is in the double digits at this point, but I have faith fandom can find a way.)

The only rule is that the story cannot be about a man. It cannot be about man angst. It has to center the women.