Kaminari: So When Did You First Realize You Liked Kirishima?

Kirishima: I havent slept in a week

Bakugou: Listen here you beautiful idiot you need to go to bed right now.

Bakugou: What are you doing?

Kaminari: Reminding myself of what it’s like to not be traumatized

Bakugou: That’s ducktales

5 minutes later

Bakugou: Ducktales!

Kaminari: Woo-oo

Sometimes a trio is you, your practically-sibling, and her boyfriend-who-doesn’t-know-he’s-her-boyfriend

Sero: I have some concerns

Kaminari: Take a number

Mina: What would you do if someone handed you a pencil right now?

Kaminari: Mmm crunchy.

The hard part is doing this without revealing you are, in fact, a human, since humans are considered to have been dangerous.

The year is 2567, you’re a conspiracy theorist trying to prove that Humans once lived on Earth.

Response to homophobia 3

Homophobe: God hates the gays!

Kaminari: If he keeps my boyfriend out of heaven he’s going to have a lot to answer for.