Kirishima: I Havent Slept In A Week

Kaminari, joking: What would you do if someone flirted with Kiri?

Bakugou, deadly serious: They would never find the body

u are all so so loved by me

Response to homophobia 3

Homophobe: God hates the gays!

Kaminari: If he keeps my boyfriend out of heaven he’s going to have a lot to answer for.

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

Bakugou: Can you please stop talking for once?

Midoriya: You of all people should know I physically can’t.

Bakugou: I take everything as a challenge

Kirishima: What about that time I dared you to be nice to Midoriya?

Midoriya: Is that why he didn’t hit me all day Monday and called me Izuku?

Mina: -kinda like Dracula

Kaminari: Saw that movie.

Midoriya: Read that book.

(from Ghosts of the Shadow Market)

Kaminari: Road work ahead?

Iida, sighing loudly: Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.