Sero: I Have Some Concerns

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

Kirishima, sitting in Bakugou’s lap: I don’t know how but some of them still think I’m straight

Kaminari: They‘re just in denial. By now most of us are at least a little gay.

Aizawa: It has come to my attention that someone is running a UA incorrect quotes blog.

Class 1A: *Looks at Kaminari*

Kaminari: It was not me!

Iida: *nervous sweating*

Seeing world events I’m going to bite a table

Mina: -kinda like Dracula

Kaminari: Saw that movie.

Midoriya: Read that book.

(from Ghosts of the Shadow Market)

Jirou: I hate shaving

Kaminari and Kirishima: Same

Jirou: You shave?

Kirishima: Yes I do. It may seem unmanly but-

Jirou: Not you. Kaminari?

Kaminari: I like to feel smooth

That is infinitely funnier than my actual username, continue as you were

@thoughtsofagremlin I will be honest now, I had believed for way too long that your username was 'thought-sofa-gremlin' and my only opinion about it was: "huh, what an interesting string of words"

i'm sorry

Kaminari: Someone just tried to pay me to charge their phone. They were like ”You’re Chargebolt right? I’ll give you 5 dollars to charge my phone” First of all it is nice to be recognized second of all sure.

Mina: Hey Kaminari you can play the electric guitar right? Play something!

Kaminari: I don’t know, I’m not that good..

Sero: Please?

*five minutes later* The Bakusquad: GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!

A conversation between my friends:

Person A: *eating m&ms*

Person B: hey! I called the m&ms in your mouth!