Jirou: I Hate Shaving

*takes months between posting on my main blog*

My brain: No biggy

*doesn’t post on the side blog with one follower for a week*

My brain: We are an atrocity, we do not deserve our thoughts, suffer

Kaminari, to the sky, after he tripped: You want me off this bridge you’re going to have to kill me

Aizawa, who heard him: What are you on?

Iida: I have to draw the line somewhere!

Midoriya: Now? It's too late. You've already attempted murder.

Some new ao3 author: Idk, I’m nervous about posting fics, especially without a beta, plus they’re pretty short…

Me, sitting atop my pile of 20+ mini fics, 90% of them unbetad and cringe: DO IT!

Iida: I'm sorry Midoriya, that's a point on the bad decision board.

Kaminari: I'M STILL WINNING!!

Kirishima tackling Bakugou: NOT FOR LONG!

Kaminari: Someone accused me of having a coherent thought today. Like, how dare you?

Whoops!

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Mystery potion!

(It took me far too long to figure out how to draw the bottle shape)

Peoples' desire to burn the Gävle goat isn't about them hating it. It's a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of a deal.

Aizawa: You left Kaminari alone with Eri?!!

Mina: He’s licensed

Meanwhile with Kaminari and Eri

Kaminari: Oh no, you have vanquished me mighty princess!

Eri: :D