That Is Infinitely Funnier Than My Actual Username, Continue As You Were

The person who first makes contact with aliens is going to be some Tumblr fool and they’re going to do it with a RickRoll.

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

Since most of tumblr doesnt like the cruela movie I have a rewrite suggestions so buckle up boys and girls.

- Cruela is an orphan

- still has two male friends, they meet when they try and fail to pickpocket her

- become the heist trio

- cruela has fashion dreams

- fashion designer does something Cruela hates and she wants to show anger

- begs friends to do heist

- they plan a big heist and pull it off

- heists start getting bigger and bigger

- really big heist that Cruela believe will help her start her own fashion business

- they do the heist

- business costs more than anticipate, steals part of the cash from other two

- falling out, argument about treating them like henchmen and Cruela says she’s the brains behind it

- they leave and cruela plans a new heist with hired help to prove she can

- they’re stealing a rare animal

- starts doing more and more heists for clothing stuff and shows empire growth

- ends her planning to steal 101 dalmations.

- heists and damage metaphor for capitalism or something you decide

what do you think?

Mina: How are you an idiot during class yet you work well on the fly?

Kaminari: Well it’s probably that adrenaline allows my brain to function how it should and because school only works for neurotypical people but no one will ever do anything about it.

Everyone: 😦

Before you were anything, you were a mother.

When the universe began it was you, and the earth was the first of your children. The seas, the skies, everything that walked the earth was your precious offspring. Humanity, however, were the children you were closest with, made in your own image.

The earth could not remain young forever, and as it grew it began to become too much for you to handle on your own. And so, like every god must, you collected followers. Humans who would take responsibility to do your work. In exchange you promised to reward them, giving them whatever they desired.

Children, however, are imperfect, and humanity is no exception. When promised whatever they want selfishness begins to take over, and time and time again that selfishness has stung. For every three steps forward your followers took to helping you maintain the earth, they took one step back with their selfish wishes. Eventually it felt like a chore, to reward them. It no longer felt like a gift to your children but a betrayal of them. Still, a promise is a promise.

When your next follower came forth to receive their gift, you were already prepared for the worst. They had suffered greatly, and those who suffer greatly have the most pain to inflict back on the world. It comes as a surprise, however, when they instead ask for the warmth of a parent’s embrace.

When you wrap your arms around your follower, this broken child whose only desire is to be loved, you begin to remember. You begin to remember that while humans can be selfish and broken they are still your children who wish for guidance and love. You remember that your followers are still young in the eyes of the universe, and do not know how to not be creatures focused on themselves. You remember and you forgive, and you remind yourself and the earth that you are the mother of everything.

Before you were anything, you were a mother, and a mother you shall stay until the end of time.

You are a patron deity that physically appears before your followers in order to reward them for loyal service. Usually, they like to fulfill their darkest desires, so you’re completely caught off guard when one of them asks to feel "the embrace of a parent."

Kaminari, joking: What would you do if someone flirted with Kiri?

Bakugou, deadly serious: They would never find the body

Kaminari: Dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?

Aizawa: If pikachu could get electrocuted

Kaminari: I see how it is

All Might: Everyone is like ’oh how sad you live with chronic pain’

All Might: Jokes on you it became the norm and now I only really feel it in bad days

Class 1A: There are several causes for concern here